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Control Room, 2004 (embroidery on black velvet) & Space Station, 2006 (embroidery on canvas)

Farhad Moshiri

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

The explanation, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm Medium: oil, canvas

Both horrified and fascinated by whats going on in the “billionaire roleplay” community…

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

happy 4/13

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

Neil Banging Out the Tunes (2023)

Air-dry clay over foil and wire armature, EVA foam, acrylic paint, paint marker

Neil banging out the tunes in Kid Pix Deluxe 4??

New page is up, the second-to-last one of chapter 2! John addresses the elephant in the room…

This just in! You can now read chapter 1 AND most of chapter 2 of my gay little webcomic, John and Mal, on my new website!!!

http://adam-wise.com/section/537229-John%20and%20Mal.html

I am actively updating the second chapter once a week, so I’ll post on here when those updates go up.

And if you really like it, please consider tipping me on my ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/awizard. I’m currently unemployed but I treat this as my job so it would be cool if I made money from it, too.

Hot tip: if you find yourself constantly reaching for your phone during movies or lectures or anything where you’re just sitting and listening for a while, pick up a stim toy instead. I often find that when I do, it totally quenches any desire to Play Phone Games or Scroll. My hands literally just need something to do while I listen.

My personal favorites are those snakes of interlocking triangles and the stretchy noodle creatures.

Weeee finally a new page of my comic is up on my website! Go read it!

My train was late. AGAIN.

drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways. 

So like Shawn and Michael are gay for each other, right?

this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

This post should be used as a recession indicator.

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

I like to ask questions with my art. Questions like, what if a book served cunt?

New page of my comic is up on my website! Give it a read: https://adam-wise.com/section/537229-John%20and%20Mal.html

This just in! You can now read chapter 1 AND most of chapter 2 of my gay little webcomic, John and Mal, on my new website!!!

http://adam-wise.com/section/537229-John%20and%20Mal.html

I am actively updating the second chapter once a week, so I’ll post on here when those updates go up.

And if you really like it, please consider tipping me on my ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/awizard. I’m currently unemployed but I treat this as my job so it would be cool if I made money from it, too.

year oh the 🐍 ⁕ the symbol of personal transformation

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‼️happy lunar new year 🌙

🤲🧧may the bag be bountiful🧧 for those reading this🧧🤲

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

Thank you for adding helpful advice to my shitpost! /gen

The truth is that third-party job sites have a financial incentive to not work. The longer you spend looking for a job, the longer you are on their site. And if you get frustrated enough, you might even pay them money to make it easier (subscriptions, promoting ur profile/listing, etc- upwork has a fucking in-app currency). Job sites run by communities or employers directly are harder to find but much more likely to be useful.

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

Btw, this is how conservatives keep getting to claim that trans people are a new thing no one has ever heard, because our history and existences have continually been erased or obscured systematically through out history.

The most famous example was 92 years when the Nazis raided the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, the medical practice where the term transsexual was first coined and the first gender affirming surgery was performed in in 1931.

What did the Nazis do after raiding the library on May 6th, 1933? You may be familiar with these images

It is happening again.

PLEASE I don’t want to see that fucking flesh cowbay hat kid even one more time, Tubi. I didn’t want to see him the first time and now it’s every single fucking ad on my feed. Find me again and I will kungpow penis your ass I stg