Need I saw more lol 😂
somebody: what do you like about men twice your age?
me: where do i start?
THEY COULD DO THAT TO ME ANY DAY AND I WOULD EVEN PAY THEM
My mom to her friends, my aunts, and literally everyone she knows: Yeah, my kid is so smart. She is on her phone a lot of the time, but it's not like you guys think, She is not like how kids nowadays are, She reads a lot of books on her phone!!
Me, a fanfic reader who can survive off nothing but just words and day dreams herself to sleep:
“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.
Allison: We should have left you in the basement
Me:
Took me a minute but I got it
Y/N : *sending video to their friends * Guys look at this Eucalyptus I got for two dollars !"
Horangi,Keegan and Soap as boyfriends in the background: "you can lick this dick !"
Y/N: *looking over at him in innocent disbelief but acceptance *
Horangi, Keegan and Soap: *laughs at his own joke smirking repeating louder * "YOU CAN LICK THIS DICK"
The way I laughed should be a crime bruh
Y/N: “I prefer making love over sex. I crave emotional intimacy.”
Graves: “ I can make love to you,sweetheart.” 😉
Y/N: “What’re ya gonna do, rub my inner thigh for two minutes then ask if I came?”
Graves: 👁👄👁
Ghost:
my little princesses <3
May The Fourth Be With You... 🖤
The way I laughed at this should be a crime
Y/N: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Dean: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Y/N: How so?
Dean: It makes holes.
this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement
Rolf Ohst (German, b. 1952)
Amnesia, 2016
Oil on canvas
and what about it??
me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic:
REAL
Y/N: How stupid do you think I am?!
Daryl: Ya really want a honest answer to that?
Y/N, scowling: You make my head hurt.
Daryl: Nah, ain’t me. S’your brain tryin’ to understand how stupid ya are.
Y/N: …
Y/N: Okay, even I have to admit that was clever.
Daryl: Course it was. I ain’t the stupid one.
Carol, listening from a few feet away with Rosita: I can’t believe he’s actually flirting! He’s come a long way!
Rosita: That was flirting?!
My all-time favorite duo Norman and Andy, miss these two so much it hurts . .
Im sorry this TOOK ME OUT
Ngl if i saw a walker with some nice ass clothes I’m definitely gonna steal like BYE IDC 😭✋🏼✋🏼
Credits: natalie on pinterest
I neeeeeed it
⌕ naruto - sasuke uchiha.
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details by Roberto Ferri