apibizz
✨Casting spells upon thee✨(They/Them)
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I feel weird and nervous about everything goodbye
reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them
if she's your girl then how come she's hallucinating my 10,000-y.o. dripping wet corpse
sweatshop
i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr
the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
to anyone who has ever been nice to me:
[forgetting how to say “yanking your chain”] i’m only jerking you off
Fullmetal Alchemist?
complaining about work
today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact
not to be weird or anything but we could be kissing and dancing together to slow music in my dimly lit kitchen at 1:00am if you even care
JERMA DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH..
new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better
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This is my final piece for the second Tales of Cauldron Lake zine. I took inspiration from the covers of pulp detective novels.
It was a pleasure to participate once again and please do check out the whole thing :)
carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to
I could be your beautiful evil wife
You bat your eyelashes...
Love teaching people how to hack machines as Ree-Ze because it's always a dickhead about it
