My Wife Has Shingled Her Gingerbread House With Peanut Butter And Cheezits

Sometimes I think about how Aabria has a Tumblr account and can therefore see all of us going absolutely crazy over her. I hope she sees. She deserves all the good things

It’s called DropOut because I have two tests today but I stayed up until 1am watching Burrows end. Even now, with my test in 20 minutes, I sit here on dimension 20 tumblr

Can’t believe a few episodes ago they were fighting sex robots and now they are fighting multiple gods. At the same time. Man, things change fast

Y’all the ratgrinders are at least level 15. Brennan said that they killed 80,000 monsters. Rats and spiders are both 10xp each (couldn’t find the gremlin stats) which would bring them to level 15. Their barbarian had at least a plus 15 to athletics. Assuming she has a 20 strength score (technically you can’t raise above that with ability score improvements) and expertise, that would also be a level 15. Level 15 has plus 5 for proficiency for a total modifier of 15. If she didn’t roll a nat 20, it would have to be at least level 17 for a proficiency score of plus 6.

Joel keeps trying to save his daughter and gets killed for it

tumblr is the abyss and I really need it to not stare back

Y’all I forgot how chaotic a starstruck odyssey is.

Sid shooting perfume from ten feet away, trying to save a terrible social interaction and then Barry, putting on sunglasses, going “Sorry, I just ripped ass. My farts smell amazing.” Immediately followed by getting into a fight within minutes of ending up on the station, having to leave without any repairs being done to the ship.

help. I fall for every attractive gay woman that gives me attention

I don’t understand what I just watched. I just know it was fucking awesome

My favorite genre of buddy comedy