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WE OUT THE GRIPPY SOCKS JAIL BITCHESSSS

i got psych ward stories to share at some point, anyone that wants to hear will get them

also ill continue yttd as bidoofs at some point to just not rn

petition for a SECOND pride month in halloween month

rb for yes

like for yes

both for double yes

THE ACTUAL ORIGINAL MIKU BINDER???

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

cuddling doesn't have to be romantic

cuddling can be platonic.

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

I come bearing bidoofs.

I have finished the rest of the main 12 participants

Ill start on the dummies + (possibly) megumi in like an hr or smth

So i was scrolling through my gallery and i just remembered this one project i had and never finished

It was made purely to annoy one of my friends and i was supposed to do more for it but i lost motivation, it was supposed to be all the characters and it was going to be like a trailer with some cgs done too (i was bored on some random tuesday over the summer)

Anyways i give you, your turn to bidoof (last image is a slight spoiler for the end of chapter 1-2 ig):

I had a vision.

If anyone wants ill actually finish this

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Give doot doot... for science

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

So i was scrolling through my gallery and i just remembered this one project i had and never finished

It was made purely to annoy one of my friends and i was supposed to do more for it but i lost motivation, it was supposed to be all the characters and it was going to be like a trailer with some cgs done too (i was bored on some random tuesday over the summer)

Anyways i give you, your turn to bidoof (last image is a slight spoiler for the end of chapter 1-2 ig):

I had a vision.

If anyone wants ill actually finish this

If it was not clear already by my very existence, i am a moron

This happened like last month but i forgot abt it until just now so whatever

For some context, im allergic to walnuts and almonds and i am lactose intolerant. Ive never had walnuts and my family never buys anything that has them in them, however we have some things that contain almonds and lactose in them. I am also left home by myself a lot

Now, you could probably tell where this is going, but one day i was by myself because i came home from school and i got bored.

Whenever i get bored it is not a good thing i always do something stupid

My mom had bought almond butter dates the day before. So like a totally normal human, i thought "hey, ykw im bored, lets see if im still allergic to almonds!!" (Spoiler alert: i am.)

So i had some, and while i didnt have that bad of an allergic reaction my throat was still very itchy and my chest hurt a little. And so in order to try to make my throat less itchy, i tried drinking milk which, obviously, made it worse

I should also mention we dont have epipens nor do i know how to use one, my parents just never got any

So tl;dr (idk if its long enough to warrant this but i dont really care) I was home alone, eating stuff im allergic to, with no way to stop any reaction if it happened bc im just soo smart

Reblog if you wish you didn't have biological sex. If you wish you could just be an androgynous being whose gender presentation was determined only by the things you wear and your behavior.

I love cavetown sm, sliiping lately, empty bed, and boys will be bugs are pretty good imo

pronoun buddies

anyways, favorite music?

pronoun buddies yippie!

Also i have no idea what my music taste is anymore, i listen to mostly of vocaloid and j-pop/j-rock but for non-vocaloid eng artists i listen to mother mother, mitski, cavetown, set it off, and lemon demon a lot

My friends are trying to get me to listen to mcr and fob who are also pretty good

I also apparently listen to hyperpop?? I dont really know when that started happening but it did

pronoun buddies

anyways, favorite music?

pronoun buddies yippie!

Also i have no idea what my music taste is anymore, i listen to mostly of vocaloid and j-pop/j-rock but for non-vocaloid eng artists i listen to mother mother, mitski, cavetown, set it off, and lemon demon a lot

My friends are trying to get me to listen to mcr and fob who are also pretty good

I also apparently listen to hyperpop?? I dont really know when that started happening but it did

good GOD I am so angry.

I, as my bio suggests, am a minor. I am also asexual. And feeling quite dysphoric about all the adults in my life telling me ‘I wouldn’t know until I’ve tried it.’ But that’s a different topic.

I needed a little boost for myself so I looked at the asexual tag here on tumblr, so I’d feel less alone.

There are always thirst traps and other things of that kind on any popular tag. But I saw so many, on the asexual tag, that I actually cried, ripping my skin off as I did so.

There will always be people that abuse the tag system, I know. Tagging your posts with trending tags to make them more likely to show up on people’s dashes is a corporate tactic. But to see so many of these ads, I can barely call them posts, on the asexual tag, made me physically ill.

Asexuality is often overlooked by not just cishets but the LGBTQ+ community so often. To see that a safe space for positivity for such a overlooked community was being vandalised for the sake of marketing makes me so angry and so upset for myself and all the other people who fit under the umbrella of asexuality or aromantic who just want to feel like they belong.

I’m a relatively new blog, but I know how tumblr works. I know how the world works. The way the world is run means that we are all victims, and I thought that maybe society, that damned, twisted thing, could let us have a little corner to protect ourselves.

All it does is hurt. it hurts, and it hurts, and it hurts. Companies aren’t going to get new customers by ripping apart supposed safe spaces, and young asexual kids like myself aren’t going to get any validation or even feeling of home from seeing thirst traps targeted toward our community.

our community that is SPECIFICALLY DEFINED BY FEELING DIFFERENT OR NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO WHAT IS DEEMED ‘NORMAL’.

it’s targeted. I can tell. And I am by no means an expert, but this tag abuse is hurting everyone. And no one is doing a thing about it.

please boost this. Reblog, like, whatever. This is damaging people far more than you think, and it needs to be resolved.

thanks for hearing me

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONGS CALLED EGOIST

I like to think that my fav is simply looking out for my wellbeing :)

I just chugged the monster i am physically more tired and cold but my brain is running so much faster than normal which is saying a lot

I was at stop and shop and i was staring at a can of monster just to read the nutrition facts and my dad decided to get it for me

Ive been staring down this can, it has 160mg and apparently im supposed to have like less than 100 mg per day

Whenever i have caffeine its always a gamble between "will i stay up for a very, very long time or will i pass out in like 5 mins?"

Is caffeine supposed to make you tired bc ive had a couple cups of coffee and i usually feel so tired after

Anyways im off to chug this thing, wish me luck

I was at stop and shop and i was staring at a can of monster just to read the nutrition facts and my dad decided to get it for me

Ive been staring down this can, it has 160mg and apparently im supposed to have like less than 100 mg per day

Whenever i have caffeine its always a gamble between "will i stay up for a very, very long time or will i pass out in like 5 mins?"

Is caffeine supposed to make you tired bc ive had a couple cups of coffee and i usually feel so tired after

Anyways im off to chug this thing, wish me luck

I think that platonic cuddling should be allowed.

no, wanting to hug someone and have them fall asleep in your lap is not breaching PDA (public displays of affection) rules. I just want a hug.

THIS MAN ASKED ME TO BUY A SINGULAR POTATO AGAIN

HE DIDNT EVEN MAKE CURRY OR ANYTHING HE JUST WANTED THE ONE POTATO

IT IS 10:30 PM

WHY DID THIS MAN NEED ONE POTATO AT 10:30????

My father is a strange being. So a couple weeks ago he sent me to keyfood because he wanted to make curry when he got home. I was given a fairly big bag and so i expected to go in and get a bunch of stuff.

He then told me to buy a singular potato.

Just one potato, nothing else

A bag full of potatoes cost like no more than 5 dollars, probably a lot less, so i just went to get like a 10 so i could get this man his one potato

And he gave me a 20 "incase 10 was not enough"

I get inflation is a thing but TWENTY DOLLARS for a SINGULAR POTATO???

I walked up to the cashier looking terrified with a 20 dollar bill to buy one potato, you could see pure confusion on her face.

We also had potatoes at home so this was completely unnecessary.

Bro i dont know if this is normal or not but like does anyone else just absolutely hate physical touch but crave it sm at the same time??

Its only from my qpps tho, like if i made a tierlist or smth it would be like:

- I can tolerate it but i hate it so much (most people are here, including many of my family members)

- I can tolerate it but im indifferent (some of my family)

- I can tolerate it and act ok tho i dont entirely like it (the remaining family members and closer friends)

And this is how it usually was until like 2 months ago when the 3 of us figured out we were actually in a qpr

So it has added a new level:

- I love it so much please just hold me or smth its so nice (only those 2)

And i dont understand bc whenever i explain it i sound touch starved tho i dont think that i am i just really like them making non sexual contact with me like cuddling or holding hands or whatever (especially cuddling i love it so much)

Is it normal to just like "fake preform(?)" while listening to music?

Like ill blast inabakumori (specifically the loudest ones or floating moonlight city) at 3am and just jump around my room like im preforming at a miku expo

Or ill put on mitski and just walk around while being overly dramatic while whisper-screaming "MOM, WILL YOU WASH MY BACK THIS ONCE?"

Ive asked my qpps about this and apparently they do it a lot too but they usually just pretend like they are playing an instrument

I grab a rainbow slug (he is mr. slug i love him and my zucchinis sm bc one of them got me him) and us it as a mic while i just go absolutely beserk at ungodly hours jumping, "dancing," and singing/screaming like "I DONT KNOW WHERE THE THOUGHTS ARE COMING FROM, PULL MY STRINGS AND SWALLOW ICHOR"

Bitches who are aroace and agender fr js said

“No”

My father is a strange being. So a couple weeks ago he sent me to keyfood because he wanted to make curry when he got home. I was given a fairly big bag and so i expected to go in and get a bunch of stuff.

He then told me to buy a singular potato.

Just one potato, nothing else

A bag full of potatoes cost like no more than 5 dollars, probably a lot less, so i just went to get like a 10 so i could get this man his one potato

And he gave me a 20 "incase 10 was not enough"

I get inflation is a thing but TWENTY DOLLARS for a SINGULAR POTATO???

I walked up to the cashier looking terrified with a 20 dollar bill to buy one potato, you could see pure confusion on her face.

We also had potatoes at home so this was completely unnecessary.

reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

let's play a game it's called how long can i pretend i don't have basic needs and human emotions

qpr where they knew they were Something Else™ but didnt realize till much later that they were a qpr (they knew the term qpr beforehand theyre just mutually oblivious)

<3

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

How we feeling out there aro +/ ace people?

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