[over the intercom] make him hairier
when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
You deserve two grown men fawning all over you at all times, btw. In case yall were wondering.
always take care of your toys š§ø
Can- can you draw ghost big cheesinā too? š„ŗ
I would draw anyone big cheesing...
choose your fighter: extremely horny and determined reader character vs the older man that rebuffs them gently at every turn by insisting they should be pursuing someone their own age and not get held back by an old man like him
Hush
this summer i will. finally post my fanfics.
In The Walls
Or; Simon f*cks his Sergeant until he's not sure whether it's sex or love
Un-evil 18+ (2k) CW: smut, imperceptible ending fluff Simon f*cks you stupid. He's not sorry, and neither are you.
Hesitate 18+ (6k) CW: smut, angst, fluff, minor injuries, mentions of blood, canon violence Simon loses sight of you for far too long and realizes he can't go a day without having you within reach. When you return, he tells you in the only way he knows.
Promise rings 18+ (5k) CW: smut, humiliation kink, semi-public Simon fingers you in the rec room and you give him a promise ring. Or twoādepending on how many fingers he's used.
Paint 18+ (5.3k) CW: non-explicit smut, lots of kissing, smoking You and Simon share a cigarette. He slips up, and shares something more.
Good Luck 18+ (5.2k) CW: angst, canon typical violence, a bit of smut Thereās only so much you can endure for love. Simonās avoidance takes him one step too far, and this time, thereās no turning back.
Interlude (the aftermath) 18+ (1.6k) CW: brief angst, hurt/comfort, emotional healing You and Simon grow apart, and then together. Only, something's different this time.
Humvee 18+ (6.8k) CW: fluff, smut, car sex You do your best to heal, while Simon follows his own pathāuntil life, in its strange way, brings you back together, with Simon stepping right back in.
Compass 18+ (5.2k) CW: angst, hurt/comfort, fluff Where Simon finally gets it.
Final Part
Masterlist š¦
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