cardboardinosaur

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Babysitting is so weird bc why are u telling me im your favorite person/babysitter ever. I am just a. Person. They don’t understand that yet, whatever that may be called. I have watched you grow up and I’m your everything but you are just a huge part of my heart now. Wth

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

i made a list while i was hiking apparently

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

Missing my people so much it’s not even funny I love them all so so much it’s so funny bc sometimes I start hyperventilating a little bit. Why does my body react that way. Which begs the question ab myself is why does my body react in ways that isn’t normal, especially ab happiness. I made a comment to my sister, jokingly, recently that whatever she touches she collects and I realize. The same is literally true for me. I look at my bedroom and almost all the books I like I have collected. Even gifts from others I have collected. Recently I started collecting pizza tables (????) and I have the uncontrollable urge to just keep adding to it. Whenever I reread a series I like and I have to walk around like my mind isn’t reeling rn why does that happen??

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

maggie stiefvater was right!!!!!! wake up!!! the world will collapse without art!!!! dreamers will fall asleep and the world will fall asleep and magic will fall asleep but we can do something!!!! make something!!! paint something, see something, weave something, write something, draw something, play something!!!!!! do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive!!!!!!!! care about something so hard that it hurts!!!!! there is still time!!!!!

Blue would do this to Ronan

filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

I’m having to urge to write a book what do I do

When they said waking up early and eating fine and going to bed at a normal time is literally not a lie

I’m not living but I feel GOOD and like I’m actually a human and not a little gnome. Why did they have to be right

why am I having my homemade iced chai right now at 12:25 pm and already accomplished multiple things this morning. Literally what is life actually.

Dropped my mom off and went to school and I’m home now I don’t get it all I wished for was to be an adult and here I am doing just that and it isn’t what I expected.

Why is this Ronan and Gansey help me

do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

The dreamer trilogy was literally all I could’ve asked Maggie Stiefvater to write. We get Adam and Ronan, expansion on other dreamers like Ronan, more on Declan and Matthew, the ways other dreamers dream and the plot twists and mystery of it all. It’s all I literally could’ve asked for in a book.

Also I know it’s not the most popular opinion but I love reading a book and getting confused. So I HAVE to go back and read again and realize what I missed. And reading it AGAIN and finding new things. I have literally read it 3 times and on my 4th time again because each time I gain new information and I feel like I’m reading it for the first time again.

I had the same feeling with the Raven Cycle series; just reading it over and over until I fully was in depth with the concept and plot and it’s now one of my favorite series ever to me.

you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

well you see. actually. (deletes post)

even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

I’m like touch starved but I need the ocean NOW

i’m like touch starved but for a river