"Bravo, Kirby. You've truly earned your reputation as a hero. Unfortunately, I'll be taking that drip now. MUAHAHAHAHAAA!" hi i'm chii and i'm a senior who really likes eldritch abominations and ambiguously gay cartoon characters. male. intp 5w6. eng/中文 OK
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hey guys i'm trying to get on vgen! anyone can make an account, but it takes a code to actually be able to sell. i currently take commissions through kofi, but id love to expand to a wider audience! illustrating is my full time job, so it'd really help me out in my career. id appreciate if i could get some help getting 100 likes and 5 comments on this post :)
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anyone remember that one time when Toilet made a 69 joke and Fan yelled at him
Edit: here's the clip
is this anything @whitenoisewife
Can't believe pizza tower's gone WOKE...
Kirby doodles
-One of my favorite ‘what if’ is Galacta Knight being Meta’s mentor.
-Cupid Meta Knight
-Comic about Morpho vs Marx fight in SA. Marx said “Now you know who’s boss here,right?”
-Magolor in epilogue
-Gikabi, dynamic between Marx and Magolor maybe like this.
really love their interaction daily, everyone is just so cute!
Although the brothers become enemies,but who says Mr.L period is not a short and beautiful dream for paper Luigi?
Paper Luigi finally dared to express himself, and could summon the courage to challenge paper Mario.There are even friends who can sit on the same level and play with him,instead of having to face an empty house day after day, begging over and over again for the return of his only brother as an irrelevant person.
y'all meta knight is so brave for walking off that mechanization like a boss. I honestly don't know how he could hold up after a tough situation like that. I feel so bad for what he's been through throughout this franchise, he's endured so much. thankfully hal was kind enough to give him a break going forward. he deserves it ❤️
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learn to coupon
what to do when you can’t afford therapy
cleaning your bathroom
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
stress management
quick fix meals
find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
what’s a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
my moving out masterpost
how to make friends as an adult (video)
how to do taxes (video)
recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
change a flat tire (video)
how to do laundry (video)
opening a bank account (video)
laundry cheat sheet
recipes masterpost
tricks to help you sleep more
what the fuck should you make for dinner?
where should you go for drinks?
alcohol: know your limits
easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
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career builder
browse careers
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financial management software & app (free)
my mental health masterpost
my college applications masterpost
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Kirby light novels are truly the novels of all time (u can find them here)
by ニトロウ
FINALLY DONE!! I’d like to thank the requester, youdeniedmyhappiness for their utmost patience, and also the artist for allowing me to release such a wonderful, tear-jerking story (based off the events in Kirby’s Dreamland 2), and offering to answer any questions I had in reading their handwriting.
This would be one reason why my updates have been few since October. So be warned, a very long post under the readmore!
※Translated and reposted with the artist’s permission※
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Does anyone know someone in Maine who lives in Androscoggin county who needs a roommate? A long shot to ask on here, I know, but I'm hanging by a freaking thread here and believe in miracles.
I need out, I'm willing to pay up to 700 a month for my portion of rent, I have my own transportation and a stable job. Again, I know this is a stretch, but literally, wth.
So. Read the Last Ronin. Basically he's just a salty old man.
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character with HUGE LIAR written in his forehead: waughh i am so sad...nobody like me
audience: waaaugh he is so sad...nobody likes him :(
Kirby and Dedede: Enjoying meals at the food court, having a friendly eating competition
Keeby: Arranging the furniture into a mini-golf area only to hide from the staff for messing with the displays
The Waddle Dees: all running around furniture playing tag, oblivious to the mess they're making
Rick, Kine, Coo: Observing the wonderous size of the store, casually chatting and telling stories
Meta Knight: Actually browsing the store, forgetting he has to look after the Waddle Dees. Oopsie.
Marx: Cart wheeling past security while singing horribly off-key, just for fun
Magolor: Stacking beds and sitting at the top, declaring he is the king now
Taranza: The rich friend that pays the employees as an apology.
The Mage Sisters: Got lost at the huge store and formed a prayer circle. Zan is particularly serious about the prayer circle
Susie: Makes horrible business proposals and is banned from Ikea
Adeleine and Ribbon: Exploring the store, pretending to look for treasure
Daroach: Actually is convinced there is some sort of treasure and is scanning each nook and cranny for some sort of lead
Galacta Knight: Very much banned from Ikea for destroying the escalators out of spite. Why the escalators? Couldn't stand them
Morpho Knight: is there in disguise to buy a new lava lamp
i have news for you @spaceaudio
meta knight reading compilation
op: let ppl ship what they want, it’s fictional!
me: that’s fair
op: so it’s ok to ship inc*st and p*dophilia
me:
I found this on tiktok and felt you needed to see it :)
art by @courtesycalling ( https://courtesycalling.tumblr.com/post/675636100696604672/glados-learns-about-isopods )
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OH YEAH did i ever tell you all about that time i did some disgustingly rough math to figure out how big the halberd is, using its size in brawl and comparison to the great fox as a basis?
because i did.
it’s 2.6 kilometres long.
and using some even rougher math, so this figure is guaranteed to be under estimate by some margin:
it’s got a 5.7 kilometre wingspan.
that’s 1.6 miles in length and 3.5 miles in span
anyway this is one of my favourite facts of all time it never fails to make me laugh hysterically