Bitches Be Like "I'm So Lonely I Have No Social Life Or Love Life Why Won't Anyone Date Me? Then Lock

"Philtatos," Achilles replied, sharply. Most beloved.”

Imagine if Will came to know about all the shit James and Lucie have been up to in TLH.

Will: Someone please tell me what the fuck is going on

James: I was emotionally chained by a bracelet given to me by Grace Blackthorn.

Lucie: I’m in love with a ghost. His name is Jesse.

James: And I burned down Blackthorn manor the day Cordelia said she was with me.

Lucie: I can command ghosts to do whatever I want and destroyed Gast’s spirit that way.

James: Cordelia and I are in a fake marriage but I think we’re in love now.

Lucie: I’ve been dabbling in necromancy with Malcolm Fade and Grace.

James: And we stole a pyxis from Hypatia Vex and tried to capture the manticore in it but that didn’t work out so I went to Belial’s realm and Cordelia stabbed him while I destroyed it.

Lucie: And then we found that Jesse was the one behind the murders but he was possessed by Belial so Cordelia stabbed him again and I stole Jesse’s body to raise him from the dead.

James: I confronted Grace about the bracelet but Cordelia thought I was cheating on her so she got upset and ran away with Matthew to Paris.

Lucie: Oh, yes, and Cordelia is now Lilith’s paladin and Matthew is an alcoholic.

Will: …

Will: …

Will: …

Will: *confused screaming*

Will: *sobs hysterically*

Tessa: I should have run away while I had the chance.

Will: JEM! JEM HELP! JEM I NEED YOU JEM PLEASE 

Jem: Your offspring, your problem.

Charlotte: 

"We're one but we're not the same" -U2, One

“ But in a solitary life, there are rare moments when another soul dips near yours, as stars once a year brush the earth. Such a constellation was he to me. ”

- Madeline Miller, Circe.

this post. all these words. These women. I love you so much♥♥

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Bitches be like "I'm so lonely I have no social life or love life why won't anyone date me? Then lock them selves in their rooms and cry over fictional characters while ignoring the outside world

It's me I'm bitches

all-women productions of shakespeare plays are so enlightened not for necessarily any feminist reason i just really like it when women kiss and duel each other to the death

"I like spending time with you but I'm not in love with you and I do not want to be."

How rude

“You know all those things you’ve always wanted to do? You should go do them.”

— E.J. Lamprey