2024 Was The Gayest Year Ever Without It Being Actually Gay

Stop putting skeletons in ovens on Thanksgiving guys! that's what turkey is for! /silly /nsrs

May I also give trickster a hug? or if not a hug, then a pat on the head? I've been blog-lurking the 'lets cook trickster in an oven' thing and as hilarious as it's been, he deserves a lil break too poor guy /vpos

Ofc, go ahead!! Poor guy went through much 😭🙏

The Wolf looks rather unamused by their gawking of his height, much less by the immense squawking their leader seemed to be doing at him. he listened for most of it, ears perked with a rather large amount of disinterest in his expression before he watches the hawk pick up the cage of small chao sized robots. then, he smirks and uses a paw to just.. pluck it right out of the feathered idiot's fingers and raised it to begin gently fumbling with the lock on it with his claw. ' ' first of all, the name's crescent. second? you're a band of criminals, what criminal wants to help a hero? if it was really for the people, lets just be honest and say you'd be doing them a favor by getting rid of the bots first as opposed to selling them for your own greed.. but that's the case here, isn't it? birds like you, especially the infamous babylon rogues, are always putting their beaks in dangerous situations for a coin. one could applaud such an act if you didn't chose such idiotic targets. idiotic in your case. ' ' Crescent looks down upon the birds again, still holding the cage significantly above their reach. abusing his height. he readjusts the black skull mask he wore with his spare paw before he sighs and shrugs.

' ' y'know the doctor's strong without Metal, right? not to put shame to him. but Eggman's strength comes from his immense numbers and effectiveness of his machines. if it was all due to just one strong robot then eggman wouldn't have gotten to his popularity that he has. all of that to say the doctor is most likely hunting you right now with everything he has. Metal Is one of his most favorite creations, afterall. if you ask me, you're just wasting your time.. you might lose everything you have because of it. ' '

The wolf looked rather unamused about the predicament about being tied up with the metallic hedgehog. infact, dare say Crescent was bored at his potentially dangerous predicament.. though he does eventually end up speaking up.

' ' you realize I've got teeth and claws right? actually, I'll just show you. ' ' The wolf begins to chew on the rope with his sharp canines- atleast for himself. it doesnt take long before Crescent finds himself out of his binds and standing. though he does need to duck as to not hit his head on the top of the blimp. shockingly.. he even stands taller than the albatross.

' ' So.. your deal is selling or pawning off Metal? well I'll admit, im surprised you birdbrains got your feathery fingers on him without him decimating each one of you but I suppose that blame is to be put towards the doctor. ' ' Crescent rolls his shoulders, a soft pop and cracking some from his bones could be heard before he looks towards the babylon rogues again.

' ' why even bother with any of this? you've got a blimp. why waste so much energy and time trying to pawn off eggman's junk when chaos relics would go for millions more, hm? or maybe there's something in the gaia temples you lot could find for a history nerd willing to spend their entire life savings on.. plus, who do you expect is gonna buy metal from you? ' ' The Wolf tilts his head. ' ' and who's to say Metal wont kill the one who buys him? ' '

The birds are seemingly distracted for a moment, talking about incoming bids for the tech and robot, but waves attention is caught by the wolves voice and his easy breakout from the ropes. She lets out a surprised and intimidated sqauwk at his sheer size and violently taps the boys’s shoulders, their heads whip to the wolf and they both Caw out in fear.

“STORM, HOW DID YOU FIT THIS ONE ON THE BLINP-?!”

“Mmmmagic..-“

“Oh for FUCKS SAKE- hold on i got this-“

Jet grumbles to the two before glaring up at the wolf and scowling, marching up to the massive ‘mobian’ and glaring him dead in his eye. Feathers are ruffled and his blue eyes burn into the wolves. Its clear the hawk isnt amused but is also intimidated, but aswell cocky and thinks he can stand up to him.

“And who are you to judge us for makin a living here fuck-face? Eggmans fucked us, and multiple cities, up MULTIPLE times, hes tried to destroy the world dangnabit! And if sonic wont just KILL him, WE decided to start taking revenge in the best way we know how! Selling his shit or just trashing his place until sonics bitchass does something!”

The hawk shrieks, gritting his teeth.

“Dont underestimate a flock of bird, big dog! And plus, metals pint sized, he was easy to nab! Like stealing a child.”

Jet snickers, scowl turning to a cocky grin and putting his talons on his hips, rolling his eyes.

“You got a point there, big dog, but we find it fun to mess with the egghead and foil his plans, plus without his prized possession, metal, he cant really cause much destruction without sonic tearing through his robots in seconds! We’re helpin in our own way, and thats stealing from the wicked and givin to the city! We’ll be goin for more pricey expensive shit later though, dont you worry. And well, if you must know the highest bid for this little bitch is 2 MILLION rings! Or dollars, depends on what they’re paying with. But STILL. People want this little bucket ‘a bolts. But i take it some edge,ord like you don’t want nothin to do with this?”

Jet snorts as he rambles, throwing his talons and wings around in motions as he does, before perking his brows to that last statement. The green hawk then looks to the small robot and snorts, moving over to pick up the rather small cage the chao-sized robots in and holds it so the wolf can see it.

“You see this? You see how small and insignificant it is right now? It cant kill anyone in this state! And besides, we made sure to declaw it. It was.. a pain in the ass but hey, it worked.”

As the hawk holds up the cage. The tiny chao-sized hedgehog stares up at the wolf. It moves to slide its paw through the bars and pathetically reach and strain its tiny body to try and reach out to him for help since it recognizes crescent, letting out small mechanical cries once more. This is essentially a living hell for the little robot. Nothing but a little pet in a cage.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BELOVEDDD <3

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Guess some could say you're... really crabby.

WHO GAVE ME ALL THESE CRABS

Chocolate, Yum!

my first submission for the #cupidsmission2025 challenge, even tho im late to the valentines party.

Cupid Event belongs to @yourloveaton !

Featuring.. Me and my Boyfriend's UTMV Ocs!

<3 EVEREST X CODE <3

Everest belongs to @aspeedydemon

CODE belongs to me :3

ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

' ' what am I, a barber? ' '

Crescent looks unamused. it seems even he, himself, doesn't take care of his own tangled and thick matted fur. however, Crescent eventually does reach over to pick up the brush; moving to kneel beside Neo.

' ' but.. they have a point. even if I don't brush my own fur, when the fur is smooth it does feel alittle better. don't worry, I'll be careful. ' ' Crescent assures before he begins to gently run the brush through Neo's matted messy fur. he struggles barely at first, but that's only because of how tangled Neo's fur was. eventually, he toughs through it though and gently runs the brush through Neo's fur a handful of times. he's sure to dodge brushing over or through the areas with injuries though. part of the reason he doesnt brush his own cheek fur anymore.

By the time Crescent's done, he settles back down into a sit and sets the brush to the side. he then runs his paw through Neo's fur gently and manages a soft grin. he pulls his paw away before speaking.

' ' what'cha think? feel abit better? ' '

You should have Crescent brush your fur. [*slides a brush over*] It could help you feel a little better (and it saves me from getting my hand bitten off).

The canine-hog perks his ears as he watches you slide the brush over to them both. And he seems very unsure about the whole ‘brushing’ idea. Considering how matted his fur is, it sounds painful. But the bloody werehog looks up to crescent to see if hes going to go theough with it or not.

Hes just hoping crescent has the decency to not brush over his open wounds. That’d be a painfest-

@crescent-the-lazy-wolfbones

:*wiggles my artistic hands out-of-character-ly*:

Happy New Year Everyone!

I Know I don't exactly have a big following but to those who do, have a happy new year. try to act on your new yours resolutions, spend time with your family and friends, and most important of all- stay safe! can you guys believe how fast the time flew by on us? sometimes I can't believe it.

Goodbye 2024,

Hello 2025!