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Ok so I need to vent about something here. I've been playing assassin's Creed: Odyssey and I have two complaints that make me angry.

1) WHY ARE THERE CACTI IN ANCIENT GREECE!!!! Cacti are a plant that almost exclusively grows in the Americas and at the time of ancient Greece why do the islands have cacti.

2) I don't really know how to feel about how they portray Persephone and Hades relationship. So I have stoped calling Persephone, Persephone and have instead been calling her bitch

3) I want more quest lines with Cassandra / alexiosis family. It's like you finish the main quest line then they're just lieutenants. That's it. I want family drama! I want Cassandra alexios and stentor to have a awesome sibling bonding adventure! I feel like the main character and Nikolaos need a better story together! AND WORT OF ALL WAS MYRRINE she was a badass mom and now that the story is over she is shoved to the side never to be seen again.

In summary my love floral culture has stained one of my favorite games. Persephone is a bitch and the game really likes to remind you that she is a prisoner and that Hades is the worst husband ever. And finally the family is an underutilized part of the game and we need some side quests with them they would be so much fun.

Here’s Willow the eldest of the toast babies!

5-minute oc! Victoria for Haikyuu

So I don’t feel obligated to stick to one hyper fixation I am writing this.

I haven’t seen Haikyuu since it left Netflix but I’ve had this idea for a long time.

Meet Victoria a 4’11” American exchange student living with her grandma and grandpa in Tokyo and goes to Nekoma High. Her mom told her to join a club and she randomly met the previous volleyball team manager that is now graduated, Victorias mom professionally played volleyball before retiring in her late 30’s, so she said why not and joined. On her first day she takes one look at the team, thinks there to fucking loud and decided to just do her manager duties with as little interaction as possible. So much so that only coach knows what she looks like, Kuroo and by extension Nobuyuki Kai and Kenma, only knows of her existence and nothing else. In contrast to most of the characters Victoria doesn’t particularly like volleyball and is kind of apathetic, stubborn, extremely sarcastic, and very straight and to the point. She was planning on continuing her ruse until graduation, until that overnight practice thing they did. Her grandpa found out about it and forced her to go. She stayed around the other managers and almost stabbed a couple players with a plastic knife. Afterwards though it’s safe to say that she can’t hide anymore and she will now be forced to use her vast bank of knowledge about volleyball, she just hopes they don’t find out who her mom is. But on the bright side she now has 14 easy targets to mock all the time.

DC Titans Part 2

ok now when I guess shit hits the fan and I think Jason and Rose still leave together but Jason tries to get them to where Saoirse is staying and Rose wants them to go where they went in the show. this prompts an argument and Jason gets real emotional saying that Saoirse is his friend she will help them. Rose caves but imagine for the rest of this she makes it known she doesn't like it. 

so they are now staying with Saoirse, so Saoirse in this has had a crush on Jason for quite a long time but she tries to bottle up those feelings especially now he has a girlfriend. I think Rose doesn't know this, Rose just sees her as a treat to whatever plan she has with her dad. during there stay that picture scene happens and Jason is feeling unloved and he ends up finding out the reason they breakup in the show and they breakup but instead of Jason leaving Rose does leaving Jason an Saoirse. 

Saoirse doesn't say anything after all of this she just holds him as he cries his first really good cry in a while letting out a lot of that sadness, grief, and fear. they probably end up sleeping on the couch together exhausted from the day. Jason wakes up before Saoirse and he realizes three things. one she has been there for him through everything and has never pushed him away or rejected him. two he has been her safe space as well finding this situation a lot similar to one that happened a few years ago when her grandma on her dads side, a woman she had been very close to, died. and three he had fallen in love and had to tell her.

Saoirse ends up waking up to the sounds of Jason cooking breakfast and she she says a line that references the common headcannon that Jason is the only one aloud to cook in Alfred's Kitchen. he serves the food and I think that this awkward teenager gust blurts out the words I love you without thinking. shocking Saoirse turning her face red and Jason does the whole why did I do that thing but stops when Saoirse of course says it back.

they end up talking and Saoirse doesn't want him to rush into another relationship so soon after a break up and they agree to wait a few days Because while Jason and Roses relationship was toxic and short lived Jason did love Rose and it still hurts.

I looked at the finale of season 2 and Jason is only in it for like a second so I guess its pretty much the same but we add a scene where Jason and Saoirse kiss and a finale scene of Barbera calling him telling him his birth mom is alive.

now we are setting up season 3 the season I have the most problems with. and I know I’m falling into the same trap as Titans did, making a show about the Teen Titan about the batfamily, but counterpoint, this is my post. first of all there is no proving himself BS he go’s to fight jocker to save his mom like the comics even after she betrays him and sadly he still dies. now this Jason has a lot of people who love him, and I think some how Saoirse convinces Bruce to let her plan the funeral.

before I continue I need to touch on Bruce and Jason’s relationship I think that unlike the show and most comics cannon Jason would have been adopted at 12 like a few days after his mom dies. so he is desperate enough to steal the batmobile's tires. but Bruce and Jason have a more father son bond. they have a lot of good memories as Jason and Bruce with Batman and Robin being almost different people. Bruce didn't send him away Batman did. Batman didn't text Jason goodnight every night Bruce did. that type of thing. this also means Bruce feels Jason’s death a lot more than in the show. now on to the funeral.

there are a lot of people there the people who work at the Gotham Public Library, the people who helped raise him and helped his step-mom protect him from his father, to his schoolmates who he befriended and some he maybe even tutored in English. I write this because the Titans and Batfam need to see just how many lives Jason Todd, not robin, helped. he is buried next to his step-mom not the woman who betrayed him.

i think during the funeral Saoirse mentions to Dick that Jason’s bio father is still alive serving life in prison and she doesn't want to be the one to tell the asshole the son he doesn't care about is dead. so of course Dick does it and the dudes an asshole saying things like good riddance and being real mean. of course this angers Dick and now i have two choices go with comics cannon witch makes a lot of sense or Titans.

how about a bit of both. so throughout the last season i want to have established a more brotherly relationship between Dick and Jason. and so after meeting Jason's bio father he finds out that the Jokers going around loudly boasting about killing Robin. Nightwing goas after Joker and very publicly fights joker and would have killed him if batman didn't show up and fiscally pull him of joker. joker is brought to the hospital in a coma but still very much alive. and the reporters go nuts catching the eye of Rach Al Goul.

DC Titans extra 1

 In this AU Jason and Saoirse are the first of Bruce’s kids to get married but the second to have kids. and I truly believe the type of father that Jason Todd would be, not just in my AU but in most media would be Bob from Bobs Burgers.

Like in my AU they get Married around 23-25, but they do not have kids until they’re 30. and yes there kids would act like the Belchers. I mean if tired dad Jason had a kid like Louise he would firmly believe that his kid is karma for all he has done. 

and just imagine a family of superhero's and Gene who is not a vigilante but he is a cheerleader. and Tina just an emotional anxiety filled tween who freaks her family out even though she is also not a vigilante. and Louise would absolutely be Robin and she loves playing roller derby, but I think her Batman should be her uncle Tim. obviously they wouldn't have the same names or the exact same personality but you get the idea

I personally think there names should be Lynn as the oldest, Donald but people call him Danni, and finally Cecile.

Hahahahaha!!!

perfect normal nuclear family

update: this is on INPRNT now. you could have this beautiful family in your house

even more ideas that should have gone into the school for good and evil book!

Morgan le Fay popping up in like the first book just randomly while Tedros is in class probably during a lesson she doesn't like but other times she was bored, to annoy the teacher and make sure no one learns anything that day

Chivalry teacher ”a Prince should always merry a Princess an-’

Morgana in the back row “BORING!!!!” 

Teacher “Excuse me we ar-”

M pushing him out of the way “your excused. any way how about I teach them something that they actually need to know. Like tax evasion or arson.... OH! and how to start a violent uprising to over throw the current government and establish a dictatorship!”

Teacher “EVERS DONT START DICTATORSHIPS!!!!”

M “right I forgot you call them kings to make yourself feel better”

or what about Arthurs other knights like sir Dinadan the prankster and Asexual icon

Tedros crying about how Agatha is gone and how he will get revenge on Sophie for stealing her

Sir Dinadan who came to check on him “or hear me out I teach you to play the harp. op you are crying more, there there. whispers to Chadwick *I do not get why people cry over this stuff I mean how well did he actually know this girl, id get it if they were best friends or something but from what he tells me he only really knew her for like what a week? I mean he has been crying for three days.*”

i am so bored!!!!!!

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