eldritchsaucegoblin - Sauce Goblin

eldritchsaucegoblin

Sauce Goblin

I don't think my enthusiasm is textually apparent / maybe there will be art / I like dnd things / any pronouns.

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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 week ago

Really love the behind the scenes because hearing someone say that Sam was wrong and it in fact cost double the price to use Kiss from a Rose twice, so they spend $30K to use Kiss from a Rose. Beautiful, no notes, chef's kiss


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eldritchsaucegoblin
2 weeks ago
🟡 NEW: Israel Has Approved A Plan To Seize Complete Control Of The Gaza Strip And Hold It Indefinitely.

🟡 NEW: Israel has approved a plan to seize complete control of the Gaza Strip and hold it indefinitely. The plan, which was unanimously approved by the Israeli Cabinet, aims to intensify military operations in Gaza gradually.

The plan was approved despite warnings from the army chief, who reportedly told ministers that “this could endanger the hostages held there.” According to Israeli sources, the new plan will be implemented gradually after US President Trump’s visit to the region next week.

The plan also includes the forced displacement of Palestinians from the northern to the southern part of the Strip. Additionally, Israel plans to implement a new strategy for controlling the distribution of humanitarian aid, with backing from the US.

This comes as Israel continues to enforce a total blockade on essential supplies for the 65th consecutive day. The UN has already announced it will not cooperate with Israel’s new aid delivery plan, stating that “it contravenes fundamental humanitarian principles.”

Netanyahu says new offensive in Gaza focused on consolidating seizure of territory
the Guardian
Israeli PM says operation will lead to significant displacement of the population ‘for its own protection’

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eldritchsaucegoblin
2 weeks ago

it all hurts so muchhhhhh

I Love When Things From The Very First Episode Come Full Circle

i love when things from the very first episode come full circle


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eldritchsaucegoblin
2 weeks ago

why would you do this to me??

zudrick has knuckle tats that say CROW TUAH


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eldritchsaucegoblin
2 weeks ago

tumblr marking palestinian fundraisers as explicit content... it's just another attempt by staff to silence and harm people living under a genocide.

like palestinians have had their entire lives disrupted and can never ever go back to the old 'normal'. they're still being killed while the privileged argue whether or not what they're going through is a genocide.

to try to hurt a person living in an active genocide is beyond inhumane. there's no way to justify it.

i request everyone to please continue helping palestinians. kindly consider donating to alaa, a mother of two young children. help her afford necessities in this very difficult time.

donate here (verified)


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eldritchsaucegoblin
2 weeks ago
eldritchsaucegoblin - Sauce Goblin

dear god whatever becca and vic have got going on in cash and guns in parlour room has got me fanning myself. hello


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eldritchsaucegoblin
2 weeks ago

The chaos. The drama. The betrayal.

The Chaos. The Drama. The Betrayal.
The Chaos. The Drama. The Betrayal.
The Chaos. The Drama. The Betrayal.
The Chaos. The Drama. The Betrayal.
The Chaos. The Drama. The Betrayal.

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eldritchsaucegoblin
2 weeks ago

they also get more fashionable, don't forget

Woah magic items for everyone 🥺 really really rad that they more they learn/get closer to age of stories the more magic they find


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eldritchsaucegoblin
2 weeks ago

I think he also illustrated well how these moments will become stories. opening with the mythos around the epiphany, describing the perspective of the soldiers seeing these fantastical powerful things... their individual deaths may be forgotten but the stories of the "heroes" will live on.

Really really really loved how Brennan showed the two different sides of this "combat"

The insane fantasy moments: the dreadnoughts, Eioghorain, Ame's curse, the chained dragon, everything with that last scene between the sorcerer and Steel. Devastating and scary, but also really cool

Intimately juxtaposed with small moments that brought the true light of horror back: realizing a solider is only 17 in his first battle where he will surely die, the acid damaging the land so it will know no life for generations to come, bodies of those that begged for an academy not to be demolished, Suvi recognizing the wizard she just killed. Just admissions that there are no winners here. Every part of this is a loss.

It makes everything feel so much more real


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eldritchsaucegoblin
2 weeks ago
Some Lichen And A Little Study Of Them.
Some Lichen And A Little Study Of Them.

some lichen and a little study of them.


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eldritchsaucegoblin
3 weeks ago

I was trying do hard to look normal at work while listening. I don't think I succeeded.

1) i didn't know you could have near-constant goosebumps for almost an hour and a half, but i have now experienced that, so that's special

2) WITCH CURSE FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN

3) my mouth was open for the last five minutes and my chest hurt from how little i was breathing. Brennan. You absolute maniac. WHAT WOULD SUVI LIKE TO DO AFTER ALL THAT, HUH?


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eldritchsaucegoblin
3 weeks ago

By now, you all must have seen the news that Gaza had officially run out of food, as one of the main aid suppliers in Gaza, World Food Program, had announced that their stock has been completely depleted, leaving just a few days for community kitchens to function.

This comes after more than 50 days (and counting) of Israel's complete closure of the borders, preventing food and medicine, among other life essentials, from entering Gaza. There are children crying out of hunger with trucks loaded with over 100,000 tons of food mere minutes away from them, which Israel continues to prevent from entering besieged Gaza.

This also comes after Israel had deliberately destroyed swaths of farmlands in Gaza, specifically targeting them with bombs and chemical weapons that destroy the chance of growing crops. Israel also made sure bakeries are destroyed as well as water sources.

Diabolical is an understatement when it comes to the Zionist entity.

There are still things you can do. On top of raising awareness and protesting when possible, independent organisations like APN are working directly with farmers in Gaza to rehabilitate the agricultural sector and restore local food systems to combat famine, counter the blockade and build food sovereignty. You can donate to their Revive Gaza's Farmlands initiative here.

Additionally, keep in mind that this means whatever food supplies remain available in Gaza now cost astronomical amounts of money, so keep sharing and donating to individual fundraising campaigns. Gazafunds is a good source if you're not sure where to start. Remember that your donations and shares are often the only source of hope for these families.


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eldritchsaucegoblin
3 weeks ago
Little Friends In My Plant Cabinet

little friends in my plant cabinet


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eldritchsaucegoblin
3 weeks ago
eldritchsaucegoblin
3 weeks ago

pov the jib jobbers on the wurst

Pov The Jib Jobbers On The Wurst

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eldritchsaucegoblin
3 weeks ago
charcoal darwing of an orangutan facing an old woman. The orangutal is holding her own hand betweet the two.

My lady and orangutan

drawing fur is so satisfying!

charcoal on paper


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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago
eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago

not the silly little game show being a metaphor for the chaos of being alive. I came here for animal sounds and a bunch of buttholes

For all that we (correctly) decry Sam as a sick, sick man, the "Youlympics" twist was actually pretty sweet. Doing better on a second try because you learned from the first time around? Digging deep for a challenge and finding that you can do even better than that? That's not sadistic; it's satisfying.

(Except maybe having the cheese-eating challenge twice in two hours. That was rough.)

Other random thoughts:

Lest we forget, Brennan didn't put bacon in his pants to keep a cat in his lap, but to hide said bacon from Katie. And then Katie did it because Brennan did. Amazing sibling rivalry energy from those two.

And while Katie and Brennan might be the two most competitive people on Dropout, Ify isn't far behind - Sam absolutely picked those three for a reason and it worked a treat.

Especially because the only thing they prioritized above competition is standing against Sam.

"It's because she said 'buttholes' on the show! Grow up!"

Thank you to the lovely observant people who noticed that Sam does the Wenis if you jiggle the joystick on a jump; I was too busy having Ski Free flashbacks and hoping that jumping a dry tree would set it on fire.

It's probably because of the wreck of my current existence, but Brennan yelling on the podium about how they have no idea what the fuck they're doing, year after year, gave me some inadvertent feelings. I don't know what I'm doing either! I thought I did, but the game changed. But since the only way to win is by learning, well. I'll have to learn.

(So without further ado, let's begin!)


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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago

mice and murder has always been one of my favorites!! the lock down madness was real

the way the dice were so adamant about Daisy's feelings!!

Rewatching Mice and Murder (CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED BTW) and I forgot how perfect Grant was as the metrosexual and dramatic yet incredibly shrewd detective. His one liners are simply unparalled and as someone who is OBSESSED with old-timey murder mysteries, I'm thoroughly entertained.


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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago
eldritchsaucegoblin - Sauce Goblin

HAMDHANDJ Boggys little "what" when Zudrick said he had eaten a person before like What do you mean Zuddy.....


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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago

the number of times I've found myself just singing that out of context and being met with bafflement.

Walked into the kitchen to help with Easter meal prep and my mother was playing chasing cars over speakers and my immediate reaction was to go "IF I FILET-" and I then realised that I fully don't know the actual lyrics anymore it's all filet. Naddpod has done irreparabel damage to me.


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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago
charcoal drawing tinted with warm pastels of sleeping person with many hands crawling over them like a blanket.

drew my partner sleeping after taking benadryl lol.


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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑


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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago

it feels like it'll be a Henry Sewastian type of deal and I'm here for it!

Based on his offhand comments about scholars / someone dating a scholar do we think that Boggy Rodgers is going to follow the grand NADDPOD tradition of being a character who’s obsessed with their ex.


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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago

this is so perfect oh my god! I love Welly's expression.

Finally Drew The Zu Crew

finally drew the zu crew

i love these dudes


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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago
I Made Some Pins With Oil Paint On Recycled Plastic. This Is A Terrible Choice For Durability But I Like

I made some pins with oil paint on recycled plastic. This is a terrible choice for durability but I like to fuck around with with what I got. I don't know what to seal them with though.


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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago

exclamation point in the title. mysterious doorknob in the middle of the table. hot aloof emily axford with an accent. lou wearing murph nametag. everyone laughing uproariously. brennan gets to drop one line of lore and he chose the one about some guy named zood. oh it's ON


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eldritchsaucegoblin
1 month ago
Do NOT Ask Them What Modifications They're Making To Their Lawnmower

do NOT ask them what modifications they're making to their lawnmower


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