What If I Straight Up Bitted You. Nommed The Skin And Bones

So.... Phillipines?

It is humid so bless my eczema to the stars and back.

Also homesickness goes hard here, it feels like such an extreme intensity of both depression and anxiety slammed into one.

Good news is that although my contract says I am to work/volunteer between 8am-5pm, no one is really allowed to do much with how strong the sun is (with some exceptions) until 4pm, so really I get to sleep until 4 which helps me feel less homesick.

did you survive the exams?

ANON I HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED YET, MY FIRST ONE IS TOMORROW AND THEN THE REST ARE ALL THROUGHOUT JUNE.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Number one rule of the internet is do not click on strange links people send you but goddamn the infinity cow part is tempting.

Chat, I fear I cannot last much longer.

Guh. Infinite number of cows . . save me . .

Mira husband?

Ola,

They feared me dead, but I haveth returned. Allow me to fill you in in your DMs. The two other husbands now Know, and thus you shall too.

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better! <333 (No pressure, tho!)

Grabs you (endearing).

WHO ARE YOU.

blorbo from my notes :3c

Unblorbo-fy me this instance, you sly dog . .

*He just blinks a few times, before holding out a clawed hand (?) towards this Samael.*

If, er, if you say so! That seems good, I guess? Apart from the whole, "I am not your Father.", I would consider that rather concerning in my books.

So then . . when, er, when are we getting back your 'former-me'? Anytime soon are we thinking?

*A petite demon with animal attributes similar to that of a mouse lemur pops his head into view, eyes wide, staring.*

Ermh, hello Father? Is everything alright over here? Are you alright?

( - @elirabilis )

Well. A demon, I assume?

I'm - please don't call me Father, I'm not currently your Father - uh. Samael. Pleasure to meet you, child who former-me probably led down the path of Corruption.

I'm good! Not just that, I'm Good! After a very long time, it seems.

https://giphy.com/gifs/THDBkIhJ42uqjXxXAs

Can't attach gifs in anon asks. Have a bee.

Anon, I fear that my mobile is not suitable to access such a link right now, but fear not!

I shall access such presented bee upon my laptop as soon as I am able!

I need to start documenting which asks I send you because I don't know if that sloob goober was actually me or not

(- original anon, the forgetful bastard)

Art thou not signing off all your asks as original anon?

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