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I want to die in Gaza. I'm not very interested in my life, but please don't let me see my sisters and brothers die in front of me. Please help us evacuate them from Gaza. There isn't much money left to evacuate them. Please donate and share the campaign..

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Donate to Save Maliha family: Urgent Evacuation Fund, organized by Dina Maliha

Hello, I am Nora Maliha from the devastated Gaza Strip. I am 24 years old, stud… Dina Maliha needs your support for Save Maliha family: Urge

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She needs the hug

give her a hug!

@gooseworx

I didn't realize this was a post for a second...

hm. thats not right

But it's like eight in the morning for me-

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

THIS- THIS RIGHT HERE-

PEOPLE ARE DRAWING MODERN AUS OF PRINCESS MONONOKE? CUTE TEEHEE WE HAVE AN APARTMENT AND TWO DOGS AUS OF PRINCESS MONONOKE? You are insane. San would be in Jail

I just realzed- It's the middle of the night and no ones home-

I CAN SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT TO MY FAVORITE SONGS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME-

I've looked up the Moriarty the Patriot tag so many times that it's started popping up whenever I try to just type tumblr in my searchbar-

Lemme sleep in that it looks cozy-

Most of these felt like literal punches to the gut- ESPECIALLY the last one-

feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones

THIS- THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME-

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

I one hundred percent would do the same but I’d most likely walk out with a cursed sword that I SHOULD NOT be trusted with-

A message-

@kaythesimp21 My friend. My lovely friend whom I care about- Your likes and following are out for the world to see-

hades and gentlemen......... ✨Him✨

My friend, this post is targeted exactly at you-

Give in. Do it.

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

The fact they sound like cats makes me have a love-hate relationship with those little fu-

flame wheels sound like cats

I'm giving you all no choice- You WILL look at the boat cats in hammocks-

there are many benefits to being a Naval Salior

it used to be pretty common for there to be cats on boats. they'd take care of any rodents who would chew on ropes or wires and spread diseases. sailors were also superstitious and believed that having a cat aboard would bring good luck! this belief passed on to their wives, who kept cats - especially black ones who were believed to be extra lucky - at home in order to keep their husbands safe when at sea.

another popular superstition? that if a cat came aboard it was a sign of luck, but if it only boarded halfway and then left, it was a sign of bad luck.

most ship's cats are only found in modern times on private vessels, but they have roots going back to early history. one such example is the Vikings, who took cats with them on expeditions.

Sources: Ship's Cats, @Manglewood

My friend has found my Tumblr and I fear for my posts-

I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS MADE ME START LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD AT LIKE FOUR IN THE MORNING-

father when can i leave to be on my owwwnnnnnnnn

Hey science side of Tumblr, do any of y'all know a why to save a severely fucked over skillet because I mighta fucked up-

Oh look, it's the bite of 87.

It's stuff like this that makes me wonder what he'd look like as a human tbh-

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