My Baby Is Sick, But She's Still Pretty

buying dom all the cat dad merch possible and he never gets sick of it

you buy him one of those harnesses to wear the cat on his chest and he emerges with beau strapped in but with scratches on his hands and arms and you're like "did u have trouble getting him in there?" and dom's like "beau is a fickle man, but in the end, the harness bested him" and beau is just Seething but not making any attempt to free himself

or a tshirt that says "LUNA'S DAD" and he gets stopped in the grocery store by a curious mom "how old is your daughter?" and dom's like "...luna's my cat, my girlfriend thought she was being funny"

he's also the sorta cat dad where if you mention him being a cat dad, he's so proud and says "i'm their birth father. birthed them myself" and u have to have a talk with him about what is or isn't an inside thought

I don't make relatable content (or yes, why not) I use Tumblr as my personal diary to yell my tragedies and wins at :3

Ghost Fangs

After so much time changing between forms, Danny thought that he would no longer have external changes. His human and ghost forms were a bit more combined than when he was a teenager but it wasn't as much of a problem for him now that ghosts weren't actively trying to wipe out humanity and his parents had more or less accepted him.

The problem was when he started his internship at Wayne Enterprises and his teeth started to hurt. He didn't pay much attention to it at first since maybe he should visit Frostbite or some normal dentist. Cavities were pretty common when you ate fast food growing up.

The problem was when three days after the pain started, one of his teeth fell out. That didn't make much sense since the halfa had shed his baby teeth long time ago, and those were supposed to be "permanent".

He decided not to smile and continue working, avoiding anyone that could notice the change but the hole in his teeth was obvious when he looked in the mirror. Then another tooth fell, and he felt his gums itch. Something was beginning to grow.

That was how Danny started changing his teeth into ghost fangs at the worst possible time. Worst of all, he was sure he was growing a third, maybe fourth row of fangs, and fuck how was he going to hide it from his bosses?

He couldn't pretend that he was mute! What if a tooth fell out during work and someone found it? It was a nightmare!

fucking hell it’s APRIL AND THIS MAN STILL HAS A GRIP ON ME AND WONT LET GO

Danny is going to Gotham high which yay for him!

Problem? Right now he's in the office because he may have punched someone while defending damian and now everyone is waiting for his guardian

But clockwork can't come (humans perceive him a bit...well he just can't) and jazz has an important exam

So who's next in line?

Fright Knight! (Okay, technically he's not the Guardian OF Danny but more guarding Danny but details details)

So Fright Knight appears in all of his villain-esque glory and foaming sword

And everyone kinda freaks out because?? Danny, is your guardian a villain? What do you mean 'depends'?? What does the shrugging mean?? No we can't go back to the punch thing-

happy holdovers season to all those who celebrate

"I could fix dominic sessa" rookie skills. he could fix ME

I'm like, finally secure in my gender, I'm a girlboy, that's it, She/her, he/him, yes I will wear a full face of make up while wearing the most frat dude outfit ever and I will still use he/him when I'm in the prettiest sparkly dress, It's my gender, I control it and y'all can't do shit about it, I will still use my birth name and my masc name, they're both me. It's all me. I'm Haziel and I'm *her* and as much as people complain they can't change it because I won't change for them.

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