Just A Thought But If The Next Game Is Following Atreus In Egypt, You’d Think His New Weapon Would

came across this really tender joe bowler illustration the other day, and i couldn't resist?? i was compelled.

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Everyone, including the birds in question, call Batman's cape "the bird cage."

His birds will just walk up to him and say "bird cage?" and he'll open up his cape and let them hide, if they bother to say anything at all.

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Red Hood, grumbly:..... Bird Cage?

[Bruce, fighting back both tears and a giant grin, opens up his cape just enough for Jason to squeeze in]

Dick, muffled, from under the cape: Aw, little wing, it's good to see you in here again!

Tim, also muffled: I'd appreciate it if you'd get off my foot though, before you break it, Brick House.

Jason, now muffled as well: Oh waaah, baby bird, your hollow little bones too fragile?

Ollie:.... How many of them are under there??

Bruce:....All of them.

Barry: How?!

Bruce: You're asking me like I'd know. I stopped questioning it. They won't tell me.

person A: hey would you love me if-

person B: exasperated if u were a worm? yes, you would b the sexiest worm alive.

person A:

person B: looks over at A What?

person A: I was gonna say if I killed all your enemies so that you’d live a life unburdened by the threat of others, but sure being a worm sounds nice:)

Tim doesn’t come out to the media, he just posts this as soon as June 1st hits and immediately turns off notifications , Bernard meanwhile is laughing like a madman next to him reading the comments 😌 Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈🌈

I wonder sometimes why it is i’m so bored and where it is all the good content went … and then i realised i just completed the whole tales of arcadia series in time for its movie AND watched the whole of Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts in a span of 4-5 weeks. it’s clearly a me problem:/

it’s wild to me that Most of Panem probably still believes they are married and had a miscarriage

@mage-chocolate I know Caesar is just perpetuating Peeta’s narrative here, but I like to think this is evidence that you’re right that Peeta doubled down on the “Katniss and I are married and she’s pregnant” lie when he and Snow had their inevitable “here’s why I don’t trust women” chat …

What’s with all the “new to Tumblr” blogs in the main TDP tag bashing the first s4 episode?

" luz how do you explain to your gay uncle who doesn't know he's gay that straight people exist"

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Sit and wait in the depths of the oceans. Sacrificing their weakest to be devoured by the walking flesh beings. While they wait for humanities inevitable demise at their own hands. Then and only then will they make shells out of our skulls and kingdoms out of our bones.

Ah yes ponytails, an example of peak eternal youth