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This. Is. Fantastic. ;)

Here’s the full version!  First verse written by davidtennantssideburns, second and third by me.

Do you want to steal a TARDIS? Come on, let’s fly away I never see you anymore What are the ‘drums of war?’ It’s like you’ve gone insane! We used to be best buddies and now we’re not — I wish you could tell me why… Do you want to steal a TARDIS? We could go on an adventure! (Go away, Doctor.) Okay, bye…

Do you want to steal a TARDIS? We’ll go to planets far and wide It’s so lonely out here without you — Well, I’ve got companions, true — But I still want you by my side! (Allons-y!) You’re the only other Time Lord in all of space; Think what we both could do! (*Master taps*) Master, please won’t you regenerate — I know you really can. I don’t know why I can’t through, I’ve always known that you can be a better man. We’ve always had each other, just you and me… What am I gonna do? Do you wanna steal a TARDIS…?

“Let It Go” Hilariously Rewritten For College Students — Trust Us, You’ll Laugh

Pretty much.

all of the Frozen Fandom on tumblr lmao

Coloring Book Corruptions Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

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is there snow on the ground

Touché.

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Yes. I would get a metal leg to beat your ass with.

This is why cats are assholes

Finally we know !

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

# Okay so there’s some guy on a motorcycle and on the back of his helmet it says ‘I accept tits’ …. -___-

# Okay so there's some guy on a motorcycle and on the back of his helmet it says 'I accept tits' .... -___-

What are you, 12 ?!?

Yeah. On a scale of 1 to 10 Bitch.

'I'm beautiful'

PASS IT ON

In the bedroom.

Whay have you done tumblr. .. WHAT . HAVE. YOOOOU DONE..?!!?

Everybody just move to Canada

Gay marriage is legal nationwide and abortion is, and I quote, “a decision made by a woman and her doctor.”

Come to Canada, guys

Canada good

All my friends are dead. /( O_O) /

Spending my night ruining the free world.

That's what she said.

how would you describe your cock?

I'm can't.

Bloody lord of satin ?

Is that you ?

* wipes tears* This. THIS. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! !

*whispers*- no its frozen Yeah, why ?

Lately I’ve taken to holding entire conversations in Frozen screencaps

*goat nosise~ *

[rbanders]

Animals Stealing Food [x] Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives

Le fancy ;)

Absolutely gorgeous

Sooooo anybody lovin this?

So majestic. # dailyuglyjaden

Holy damn :)

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

So you guys. Just to be clear. I am. not. A door. ;3 have a gay day ♡