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Silksong

Quirrel: I've called this meeting because I've been informed that some of you aren't getting along.

God Tamer: Tiso and I are the only ones here.

The Pure Vessel: Dad, can I have feelings?

The Pale King: No! No feelings for you!

Thanks for the 100 (well, 102) follows! Y’all miss Vine too, huh? Uh... go play FATE! It’s an old top-down from 2005 that’s still super fun and accessible. Just make sure to level Dexterity.

I’m also here if you need Dark Souls advice. <3

Hey, a PK account! It’s great to see him getting some love. So what would you rather: Hornet being tall or the Pure Vessel being small?

“Love appears to be a strong word, considering some of the responses to my presence.” Not entirely inaccurate, though. It had been quite mixed. Odd, how some spoke kindly of him, despite what he had done.

He considered the question, mouthparts working in introspection. “Do we speak in terms of age, or height alone? I am sure Hornet would be quite fine with growing more.”

“But if we speak of age, and the Pure Vessel being returned to their youth...”

“They deserve an actual childhood.”

Oh hey, I guess I never made a post explaining my unannounced absence. Yeah, so I’m stuck without a job and shockingly, doing nothing but play video games all day isn’t good for your mental health. I’ve been struggling pretty badly with depression, among other things, and I’ve honestly just ran out of vines. I guess I could always do TikToks but there aren’t that many instantly recognisable ones that aren’t... well, disliked.

If you have an ask, post, so on, feel free to send it in. Even if it’s something silly like asking about an OC, my inbox is always open to everyone. Take care.

Quirrel: I’ve called this meeting because I’ve been informed that some of you aren’t getting along. God Tamer: Tiso and I are the only ones here.

Thanks for the submission! I’m really not sure where this is from, but it’s still appreciated. Next time, could you submit the post instead of sending it as an ask? That way, you should be able to tag it appropriately.

Sorry, still pretty new to this and my inactivity hasn’t been helping.

cheap videogames and books!

if u didn’t know, Humble Bundle is doing a bunch of amazing deals right now where you can get cheap software, videogames, books, comics etc! most of the bundles are around $15 for the whole thing, but all of them also offer $1 tiers if you’re strapped for cash like me!

Monogatari ebook bundle – a bunch of fantastic Japanese light novels with themes of the supernatural and mystery, from the Monogatari series, including the graphic novel adaptation (Imperfect Girl) and the first volume of the manga adaptation! there’s also two audiobooks for if you’re like me and have zero visual attention span. only available until December 4th!!

Unreal Engine dev bundle – do you wanna know how to make videogames in the Unreal Engine? fuck yeah you do! not only does this give you a bunch of courses on how to develop videogames, AND a bunch of resources to use in that, but it ALSO gives you actual real life good videogames! a bunch of these courses would normally put you back $200 each; in fact the whole bundle is worth literally over $1,000 of resources/courses on how to develop – but you can pick it up for $20!! only available until December 3rd!!

Voices of Heresy – hours upon hours upon hours of Warhammer audiobooks/audio dramas. if this is like, your kinda thing you should totally pick it up because this is literally over 140 hours of content and you can pick it up right now for $18 (or less). it’s only available until November 27th

Cookbook collection!! – with the holidays coming up y’all KNOW you need to pick up these books on baking, cooking, cocktail mixing, and more!! literally 29 books, $500 worth of content, for only $15!!!! available until December 2nd

Design like a Designer – an ebook collection of a bunch of how-to books and advice books and such on how to be better at designing/being creative/etc – there’s some more general how-to guides but also just some really interesting reads about like typography, freelance illustration, color, etc etc! this is a must have for any artist who wants to make it potentially their job!!! it’s $15 for over $700 worth of books; available until November 25th

Humble Bundle also does a monthly videogames bundle subscription, a little like a lootbox but they’re pretty much all Steam compatible and you get way more than your money’s worth – it’s $12 a month which will get you around eight whole fully-fledged games. i know what you must be thinking – dumb shovelware that nobody’s ever heard of right? wrong! past months have included games like Call of Duty, Monster Prom, Assassins Creed Origins, Yakuza 0, Purrfect Date, Overwatch, A Hat in Time, Dark Souls III, CIV VI, Life is Strange, Superhot, Undertale, Black Mesa, The Witness, Stardew Valley, Slime Rancher, and literally hundreds more!!! instead of blowing all my money on steam sales i just have a subscription to this and get way more games, for less money, EVERY MONTH, plus they’re super consumer & charity friendly!

by supporting Humble Bundle, you’ll also be supporting both myself (your local disabled lesbian who could do with the extra cash) and a bunch of really cool charities! Humble Bundle is also unique in that they let you choose EXACTLY where ALL your money goes: if you want it all to go to charity, you can do that. if you wanna split it up between me and the developers, sure, that’s fine too! they give you these funky little sliders so you can divvy it up exactly how you see fit

thanks for reading! if you could drop some money my way i’d really appreciate it; i haven’t been doing so well for money recently and this makes up most of my income <3

Hornet: Cornifer, is that a hickey?

Cornifer: No, it's just a squit bite.

Iselda: [Enters the room] Hello, everyone.

Hornet: Hi, squit.

Team Cherry: Would you like a spider in your game?

New player: Yes.

Team Cherry: Say ‘please’.

New player: Please.

Deepnest: [appears]

New player:

AA AA A AAA A A A A A

Hornet: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Ghost, fumbling to put on their new Hiveblood charm: My name is Ghost with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects for the past half ho—

Hornet: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Ghost: Hm?

Hornet: Where’s the bee?

Ghost: There’s a b e e ?

Galien: I brought you frankincense.

Pale King: Thank you.

Xero: And I brought you... myrrh.

Pale King: Th—

Xero, drawing his nail, er, nails: Myrrh-dur!

Pale King: Xero! No!

The Infection, taking over Hallownest: Say ‘The Radia—‘

Pale King, nyooming The Hollow Knight out of the Abyss: NO COST TOO GREAT!

Literally all of Hallownest: Not to be racist or anything, but spiders SUUUUUUUGHH—

White Lady, offering a Vessel: Wyrm, dear, would you like one?

Pale King: this bitch EMPTY! [hurls them into the Black Egg] Y E E T !

Leg Eater: yo, how much money do you have?

Ghost: 69 geo

Leg Eater: ay, you know what that means

Ghost, nearly in tears: i don't have enough money for new charms

Confessor Jiji, being given their fiftieth Rancid Egg: An eeeeeeegg! Thaaaaaaaaanks!

Soul Master: Welcome to the Soul Sanctum! We're all servants of the k i n g

Soul Master, watching hundreds of bugs being sapped of their souls: Kumbayaaaaaaaa my looooooooord...

Ghost: Tiso, how‘s your battle prowess?

Tiso: FUCK YA BATTLE PROWESS!

Tiso, being thrown from the Colosseum: FUCK YA BATTLE PROWESS!

Update: Post Submissions

Hey, so you can submit posts now! I’m not sure why I didn’t allow it earlier, but if you’ve got any Vines or memes, feel free to put ‘em here!

I’d reeeeally appreciate if you kept it all OC, though. Even if you just want to send ideas by messages, that’s totally fine too! I’ll make it and credit you.

Thanks for all the support so far, friends.

Brumm: i'm going to the store, do you want anything?

NKG:

FLAMES TO FEED THE NIGHTMARE HEART

Grimm: a bagel

NKG:

N OOO OO O OOOO O!

Grimm: two bagels

Ghost, at the Forgotten Crossroads: tram work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does.

Tram: [doesn’t]

Ghost: >:^/

Ghost, trying to find their way out of Mantis Village: [panicked vessel noises]

Every mantis in the area: why are you running? WHY are you running?

Ghost, at the Cast-Off Shell: the fuck? the FUCK? the fuck is in the air? the fuck, there’s white shit everywh— [gets smacked by needle]

Ghost, nearly getting killed by twenty Fools at once: what’s better than this? guys being dudes.

Ghost, seeing a stranger in Greenpath: aaaaaah.

Ghost, seeing a copy of him malform into an eldritch horror in Deepnest: aaaaaaaaah! [nervous chuckling]

Ghost, seeing Bretta talking to Zote:

A A A A AAA A A A A A A A AA A A A A

I post way too much PK stuff, I swear—