Little Bit Of Column A, Little Bit Of Column B?

George:

Guys, I have to walk back my earlier statements.

I read Val's wiki, and I think I'm sold. I see the potential. This might be it. This might be our endgame.

I'm not kidding, see for yourselves.

Squad goals

I desperately crave a friendship like the teen titans have in Gabriel Picolo’s art

You'll never take me alive!!

happy pride month from the one and only hatsune miku

With a rusty tailpipe

"We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" how about you go fuck yourself

"Et tu, Boöts?"

This makes me happy in ways I can't articulate, you did wonderfully. If you have the time and energy for it, I implore you, please don't stop

“Hey, wanna go to the mall today?”

a personal challenge to see how many characters/references I could fit into one picture, could definitely still do more!

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

Someone else, can't find where or who, pointed out that Slowik is definitely the kind to know *everything* about his regulars, so knew the Tech Bros. were bullshitting but he and his crew committed to the bit anyway for the jollies. So you are on the mark about the whole cake analysis

I just saw The Menu and I want to talk about this fucking cake. (Spoilers)

I'm curious if it's intentional. This cake looks kinda amature. It's a minimalist fondant cake with a sugar bowl slapped on top. It's straight up Pinterest material. It's something an experienced homebaker could pull off with practice. And it's not perfect. The cake is tapered at the top and the fondant is sloppy.

It's not something that would be served at a place even with a fraction of prestige as Hawthorne.

To me, that cake represents the trickle down of the innovations that Chefs like Slowik have to keep inventing to stay relevant. That's why he invites his Lilian to the dinner and why he plans on killing her. If he isn't constantly surpassing her increasing standards then she can write a story about how far Chef Slowik has fallen and gain more prestige.

Avant Garde trends always changes to be adopted by the masses. It's the nature of art.

Another example is the trend of servers hitting or smashing food as is it served before the guest can start eating. (Example starts at 1:47)

That has turned into restaurants charging $25 for a chocolate pinata that guests break themselves at their table.

They serve a cake that represents their art being changed to be more attainable (which is not a bad thing, mind you. It's always going to happen). Most people would have fun smashing a chocolate pinata, but it's something that the people attending that dinner would scoff at.

They want to be presented and served. They want a true experience, not simple food or fun.

A cake with all of that meaning is served before a dish that aimed to elevate a simple, common dish to an absurd degree. It's the only way people like the guests would consume a dish that simple and beloved.

That is, if the cake was intentionally made to represent that. If not, I kinda look like a fool.

🤣🤣🤣

Beauty is evil 😠... Unless it's Arya, Lyanna, or Daenerys.

Ugliness is inherently good 😍... Unless it's Tyrion Lannister, Sandor Clegane, Rorge, Biter, Ramsay Bolton, Roose Bolton, Walder Frey, every Frey...

*deep breath*

...Chett, Pyat Pree, Lady Stoneheart, Jorah Mormont, Janos Slynt, Weese, Craster, Amory Lorch, Illyrio Mopats, Kraznys mo Nakloz...

*deep breath*

...Aerys II Targaryen, Selyse Baratheon, Aegon the Unwor-

Patton seems to agree ^^

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.