Uhm I Might Be Obsessed

QUOTE OF THE WEEK!!!!!! (a little late)

"I hope you die soon." - @pukicho this made me giggle thanks for being funny

mmm baku fluff to feed me

you don’t even get a chance to put your bag down before bakugo is yanking you into his arms, grumbling something about how damn long you kept him waiting.

“katsuki—”

“shut up,” he mumbles, already burying his face into your shoulder. “just lemme have this.”

you sigh, but it’s hard to be exasperated when he’s clinging to you like this—arms tight around your waist, fingers gripping the fabric of your shirt like you might disappear if he lets go.

“you’re so needy,” you tease, running your fingers through his hair.

he grunts. “so what?”

you laugh softly. “so nothing. it’s cute.”

his grip tightens. “ain’t cute.”

you can feel how warm his face gets, even if he’s trying to hide it against your neck. his breath is warm, sending a little shiver down your spine when he mutters, “kiss me.”

you smile, pressing a kiss to his temple.

he tenses. then pulls back just enough to glare at you. “babe. a real one.”

before you can even think about teasing him again, he’s already moving—cupping your face, leaning in, kissing you slow and deep like he’s making up for lost time.

when he finally pulls away, he stays close, forehead resting against yours. “missed you,” he murmurs, barely above a whisper.

your heart melts. “i was only gone for a few hours.”

“too long.” he huffs, dragging you toward the couch. “now shut up and cuddle me.”

guys this is my question

yk how women have periods bc the egg wasnt fertilised so they evict it from ur womb and yk in the omegaverse betas (aka glorified humans) get that too right so my question revolves around the omegas. i mean female omegas probably get periods bc yk we have ovulation (egg is released) then heat (most potent fertilization window) and then if the eggs still there thanks to heat suppressants they evict it (probably) but thats just context. no, my actal question is far more important... male omegas can get pregnant. And if ur feeling up to it, by extension, alphas may also get pregnant if mated with an "enigma" (basically a super alpha? idrk) so if male omegas (and by extension alphas) get pregnant and go through the same cycle as ovulation -> heat -> period like the females, then how does it happen? honestly what happens do they bleed through their corn dog does the egg just die does it come out through mayonaise i actualy gotta know dude like its a late night question and im confused tee hee

QUOTE OF THE WEEK AGAIN GANG

ive finally found a good one.. its been ages but... here it is!!!!

"Take one for the team and fucking kill Dottore." - Arlecchino in a post by @lesbianzatr

this made me giggle, thank you

IM GONNA CRY HELP THIS MAKES ME LAUGH AND IDK WHY

im gonna cry why are these oneshots SO GOOD

who tf u callin a toe

my husband real (thank you for making this)

I have been summoned :>

May I request Dabi fluffy hcs and maybe a story with a pro hero s/o PLS 🙏🙏

☕️ A/n: i kinda combined this into fluffy hcs w a pro reader s/o !! yippee !!

☕️ Cw: fluff, postwar mention, kinda silly n cute

☕️ top dividers/bottom divider

ohhhh hes pissed at you at first because ?? what right do you, a hero, have to be so intriguing and proud ??? what right do you have to spark such a raging passion in him??? what right do you have to treat him fairly and with kindness when so many others havent??? what right do you have to make his stomach flutter and to keep returning to his mind so often- oh.

Dabi is CONFLICTED at first- not only is he a villain, but what if you're just using him for information? it takes a while for him to trust you, but !! i want to keep this fluffy, so let's imagine that over time you gain his trust (and he gains yours)

if you're a powerful hero, he's definitely going to try to fight you just to test the limits of your quirk. if you're quirk naturally parries his, like say you have a water quirk??? ohhh you're in for trouble because he's lowkey harassing you just to see how your quirk works. i also think he'd find it really attractive if you have a quirk thats comparable to his in terms of power, i just think he'd find it intriguing how you not only challenge his ideology of heroes but also his power

Dabi definitely teases you a bit about your hero rank. not in a mean spirited way (at least not once you're dating), he just thinks it's cute how flustered you get when he mentions your ranking, whether it be super high or super low

causes you "his hero" as a joke, but over time it unironically becomes his nickname for you

watches the news whenever you're online, and when he sees you he always teases you about any villains you've defeated. "saw you defeated that rubber villain, hope that wasn't too much of a stretch for ya" and you're standing in your kitchen staring at him like 👁️👄👁️ "how'd you get in my apartment-"

if you have hero merch, Dabi buys it and teases you about it mercilessly. he's subtle at first, like he'll wear ome of your shirts beneath a hoodie and you only catch a glimpse of your logo, but over time he grows more bold until you enter his apartment and he has like. six posters of you on his wall

if he ever sees you working with ende*vor, ohhh he'll be so annoying about it. you wouldn't even know why, he's just slandering him mercilessly. if you agree with him though??? like if he's complaining about him and you're like "yea ive met him he's an asshole" Dabi's opinion of you goes wayy up

in a scenario where you're interacting with the league a lot, say your in a similar position as Hawks where you're doing spy work OR your actually defecting sides, i definitely think you'd interact with Dabi a lot more and while it may cause a conflict of interests, it might even bring you two closer as well. i think that both of you being on opposing sides could open both of yours' mindsets, and genuinely give Dabi insight that not all heroes are horrible and allow you to realize that most villains are just broken people.

i think in a postwar/rehabilitation scenario, you'd help him a lot in terms of giving him the grace and opportunity to be a good person. someone truly seeing how good he can be, seeing him as Touya and not Dabi, i think that would be incredibly inspiring to him and would make him realize that he's not unsalvageable.

i hope this isnt too bad !!! this was a really interesting req to write and i really enjoyed thinking about a possible plot where he does fall in love w a hero. i hope this wasn't to angsty, i tried to keep it fluffy bc that was the req, but if anyone wants me to do general hcs of dabi w a pro hero s/o or a more analysis-y angsty version id gladly do so !!

ehe

instead of my husband or wife im gonna call my pookies my "queerplatonic joyfriend" off a random bkdk post i saw

im crying

i just read a silly little smutty little shiggy fanfic and it was so funny and surprising and so holy shit WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE WENT THROUGH TEN FUCKING ORGASMS WHAT and so cool and so omg im a little jealous how do people manage to write this shit and share it with people why cant i do that and it was just a rlly fucking good fanfic ASDFGHJ thats probably enough tumblr for today tho i have homework to do