Wilson buys House one of those reversible squid plushies as a joke and House dismissively tosses it on his desk and it sits there on the angry side for days
but then Wilson comes in after House solves his case and he notices that while the squid hasn't moved, it's been flipped to the happy side
“You don't need to worry about me any longer. Whenever you return... I'll be waiting for you.”
HEEEE Y!!!! WHO NEEDS ANY MORE [CHAPTERS]???!?!?
YOU ONLY NEED CHAPTER [Too!] THATS THE [New York Times Best Seller]!!!! YOU DON' T NEED ANY [More]!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T JUST [Toss it out with the dishwasher!] PLAY IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AG A IN! PLAY IT [Every Day Until Your Fingers Bleed]!!!!!!!!!
WHO WANTS TO PAY [Deltarune will cost $24.99] ON [June 5th 2025] RELEASING ON [PC, Mac, Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 4, like before--and now also on Nintendo Switch 2 and PlayStation 5.] WHEN YOU CAN [Play with me!] ON SPAMTON G. SPAMTON FOR [ZERO DOLLARS ZERO CENTS] [FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
WAIT!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??!?! DON'T [Leave for Three!] DOn'T GO!!! ....
Don't [hang up....]
....
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YOU BETTER TAKE [Me] WITH YOU AT [Lease]!!!!!
the kicked puppy face house always does when he gets in trouble for medical malpractice is so fucking funny to me
you kidnapped a man to do surgery on him why do you look like that
me: relaxing comfortably in the solitude of my own home
the ever-vigilant miku:
bargain bin bastard son, but silly. 21+ user, viewer discretion advised.
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