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Tony with his child because the baby inherited his spider father's genes:

one day Peter coming home and finding this situation would be so comic—

"TONY! get Morgan down from there! Why is our daughter taped to the wall?!?"

"She was being a restless little spider, like his father. I needed a break"

And Morgan with unknowledge and amusement seeing the situation of her two parents

"papa!" says the little girl, extending her two little arms towards Peter, obviously drawn to him (yes, Morgan has some "maternal attachment" and yes, Peter was the pregnant one)

He sighs, pulling his daughter away from the wall and then placing her in his arms and giving her a little kiss

"Seriously, Tony?"

Tony shrugs, unbothered "I'm not going to lie to you, babe. but always wanted to do that to you, every time you went back and forth across the walls and ceiling of my workshop with your adorable and irritating hyperactivity"

"I would never have let you did that to me"

"Exactly, and then" Tony ruffles Morgan's hair making the little one make a funny sound "You gave me this little one who let me do it without resistance"

The youngest's eyes narrow, sending a clear message of threat to his husband

Peter squints at him. A silent threat. Tony raises his hands in defense.

“Hey, don’t blame me! I’m the old, powerless husband and father one here, remember? My hip makes weird creaky noises every time I kneel down. If I manage to do it at all.”

Peter rolls his eyes "You're ridiculous"

Tony smirks "But I'm right"

Peter snorts, shaking his head from side to side, he had a point.

~ mystisophia 🍒

Inspired by this post (even though it has barely anything to do with it):

Tony and Ned have only talked a few times and have never really texted or anything

Out of the blue Tony gets a very long message from Ned that goes essentially something like this:

„Hey Mister Stark! Did you know that children who lost their parents early in life often mature faster? Like sure they also often get traumatized but it gives them a seriousness in life other kids don’t often have. Like for example I was childish a lot longer than Peter. And Peter still has a fun childlike wonder so it’s not like he’s boring or uninteresting but he’s really mature about serious topics. And he’s also actually incredibly smart so even though he might be on the younger spectrum he’s already really mature emotionally and mentally. It’s also not like he’s a child anyway. He’s almost 18 which would make him a fully grown adult in a lot of countries. Actually the age of majority is 18 in most countries. But did you know that the age of consent in New York is actually 17? So Peter might not technically be fully of age yet but he is old enough to consent to any and all sexual acts! And in a bunch of American states the age of consent is actually at 16. All surrounding states of New York for example! So it wouldn’t really be like condemnable if an adult person, like an older adult, were to start a relationship with him. It would actually be really nice if he had a person he could be vulnerable with and who loves him just the way he is! Don’t you agree?“

And basically as soon as Tony is done reading the message and writes back a confused „what?“ he gets a surprise visit from Peter who sits down next to him and confesses his love for Tony

being a starker shipper in the marvel fandom be like:

(they don't understand our powerful vibe)

~ mystisophia 🍒

(following my own post...: https://www.tumblr.com/mystisophia )

propaganda that I will undoubtedly spread:

-Tony Stark lives to top

-Peter Parker is an irreversible bottom

~ mystisophia 🍒

propaganda that I will definitely be falling for:

-starker

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cry, hoe

every time I remember this, oh boy...

tnpt never beating the hook up allegations, i guess😛

~ mystisophia 🍒

every time I remember this, oh boy...

tnpt never beating the hook up allegations, i guess😛

~ mystisophia 🍒

horny Tony texting this to Peter while jerking off watching the baby monitor recordings

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Peter and Tony always cuddling to sleep because Peter always runs cold because he can’t thermoregulate which helps Tony stave off nightmares because he was always hot in his worst moments ( Afghanistan and the suit overheating during New York) and Tony always runs hot like a furnace which help Peter because he was always cold in his worst moments ( the vulture and the building) but they were both always alone

🤣🤣🤣

End Game be like:

Canon

Thoughts that keep me awake at night:

Tony Stark had everything, and when I say everything, is everything —a wife, a daughter, and he had a peaceful life for once after all the chaos—

But then...

He saw Peter's picture that night and everything started buzzing in his mind again... the guilt, the grief, the memories and the thought of "what could have been"

He was happy and I don't deny.

But was he truly, completely happy? No.

That's why he risked it all and created the time machine (also, thanks to Peter's photo) and did all that time traveling.

Just to hug his boy for one more time.

"Kid, hold me" was what came out of his mouth when he had him in front of him after so many years, he wanted to know if that was real and it was.

And he died for it, for him.

Peter was the love of his life and he loved him more than his own life.

So that's why i will never understand the antis, or the fandom in general who don't see it or don't want to accept it. Everything is so romantically tragic about those two.

Anyway, this is one of the main reasons why I ship them: the devotion, the sacrifice...

I'm sick for them (sorry not sorry)

~ mystisophia 🍒

the character his soft spot

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"The legend goes that if your hair stars to curl on its own, then you're in love"

Guess what...

~ mystisophia 🍒

MY TOP 10 SHIPPS OF ALL TIME:

Starker

TonyPeter

Tnpt

Ironspider

Tony Stark/Peter Parker

Anthony Edward Stark/Benjamin Peter Parker

Iron man/Spider-man

The Invincible Iron Man/The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

That genius billionaire philanthropist playboy in armor with that superpowered twink from Queens

penis parker/tony stank

*cof cof* and one honorable mention to *cof cof*: stuckycherikdestielhannigramaziracrow..

~ mystisophia 🍒

Some nights, Tony would sneak through Peter's bedroom window just to fuck him. The thrill of having to be quiet, the possibly of being caught by Peter's aunt made the situation even hotter— especially for Tony.

Why? You might ask.

Well, Peter was especially sensitive and loud during sex, so, when they had this kind of "clandestine sex", Tony would bury Peter's face into the pillow to muffle his moans, or silence him with his mouth as he fucked Peter senseless, treating him like his "personal sex toy" pushing him to the limit. A single loud noise and it could all gone wrong, pure adrenaline.

they always got away with it. They were never caught. No suspicions raised.

Until one morning...

Peter came home from school, the door to his room was ajar and the apartment was tidier than it was early this morning.

Spring cleaning happened here? Definitely.

He never really mind that his aunt came into his room when he wasn't there. It used to be a problem back when she didn't know his identity as Spiderman— But now? Not a big deal anymore.

So he walked into his own room, carefree.

But oh. There she was. Sitting on his bed. Serious look.

Peter froze. What? what happened?

Then he remembered. Tony had come over last night.

Had she heard them? Or worse, seen them

"We need to talk"

Shit.

Not the "We need to talk" crap.

Millions of possibilities ran through Peter's mind, one worse than the other.

But not this one.

May found the used condoms in the trash can.

Uh oh.

She wasn't upset, in fact she was proud that her nephew was being safe even if the pregnancy card wasn't on the table (since she already knew Peter was gay) But still, proud.

The problem came when May started to flooding him with questions like:

Who was he sleeping with? How long had it been going on? Why hadn't he told her about his first time? Didn't he trust her? Did he have more than one sexual partner???

Cornered. panicking.

The word "boyfriend" slipped out of Peter's mouth.

Oh no, Peter...

Now May wanted to meet this so-called "boyfriend". She wanted to see if he was good enough for her nephew, if he really cared about him and respect him propertly.

But how did you tell your beloved aunt that your boyfriend was nothing less than Iron Man? Huh? How did you explain that to her?

The hero who was also your mentor, your role model, the person your aunt trusted to take care of you.

Peter was screwed and not in the fun way.

If Tony showed up at their apartament door claiming to be his "boyfriend", Peter knew his aunt would castrate him with her bare hands.

Fuck.

And he also knew Aunt May wouldn't let this go easily

Double fuck.

(sorry again for my bad english, not my first language ugh-)

~ mystisophia 🍒

It's so weird to see posts about Tony and Peter like scenes and stuff... and Immediately think "Oh, Nice! Starker" — and then read the #'s and not see Starker anywhere but see "Iron dad" and "Spider son" in it

But the post is SO STARKER, SO ROMANTIC. Like, how the fuck can you tell me it's just "Iron Dad & Spider son" and nothing else, huh? nah, bro😭💀🙏

But anyway... call it whatever helps you sleep at night ig 🤷‍♀️

~ mystisophia 🍒

LMAOO 💀💀😭😭 This is SO acurrate

Reporter: Tony Stark. Describe yourself in three words.

Tony: Good with kids.

Happy (under his breath): Fucking Peter doesn’t make you “good with kids”, Tony.

Tony, smirking: Sure it does. Just ask Peter.

Happy: No thanks.

think you can I’m the only

handle me? one who can

IYKYK

watching "Fellow Travelers" (for the first time) and YOU CAN'T TELL ME that they don't look like Peter and Tony

just- LOOK AT THIS 😭😭😭

WandaVision but with Starker. Listen, if Peter had the ability he’d 100% do this after Tony died. Imagine Peter all dressed up, a 1950s housewife/husband, cleaning the house and making sure dinner is on the table for his hardworking husband. Imagine the scene from WandaVision where they’re in two separate beds. Imagine Peter being the naughty little twink he is and trying to seduce Tony into moving the beds together (it wouldn’t take long). And wait… what’s that? Peter’s suddenly magically pregnant?! Tony would be freaking out and Peter would just be adorable. Just imagine them having the perfect little life and perfect little family 😭😭 who cares if it’s fake, as long as they’re happy right 😭😭

Bonus: I made this years ago when WandaVision first came out ft Stuthorker - Stucky, Thorki and Starker 😂 thought I’d share

Meanwhile, Tony and Peter, in the background, fucking.

they're glued to each other bruu It's like in every universe

freaky tsum tsum

Tysm for the tag @starkerobsession 🥹🫶 !!!

Favourite colour: Lilac and black <:

Currently reading: Nothing, sometimes some stuff on Ao3 but only one shots

Last song: CUNTISSIMO by MARINA

Last series: Supernatural (i'm in the middle of the season 14, I need to finish the show😭😭😭)

Last movie: Easy virtue (such a good movie)

Sweet, savoury or salty: spicy

Craving: pass the first semester of university 😭😭😭 and find more fanfictions in the Hispanic starker community, bc they are the best

Tea or coffee: Black coffe like my soul (😜)

Currently working on: I was doing a mini starker scene for Tumblr but it's so long that it might be a one shot for Ao3... (If I finish it or not)

Tagging: uh... I don't know, I don't know many people here (? so if you want to do it, just do it! <:

Nine People I Want to Get to Know Better

Thanks for the tag @runnning-outof-time! Lovely to see you in my notifs again, darling K!

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Favorite color: Black

Currently reading: I'm not. I've sold my soul to the creative muse and I'm currently tits deep in the writing game with a brand new original piece (first chapter HERE if anyone is interested!)

Last song: Dark Night of the Soul - Mayhem

Last movie: Overboard. Never seen it despite being a massive Goldie Hawn fan, but I'd definitely watch it again!

Last Series: The husband made me watch The Inbetweeners last night. It's so fucking cringe!!

Sweet, Savoury or Salty: Savoury, please!

Craving: Sleep

Tea or coffee: Coffee

Currently working on: As above, my new original piece, Sanctuary :)

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Tagging: @mostly-marvel-musings @call-sign-shark @cillmequick @zablife @jvalentinesworld-cokes-hyna @jemmalynette @ginger-grimm @wonderlanddreamer @lovemissyhoneybee

I'll never get over this meme 🤣🤣🤣

Translation:

"Movie Summary

Spiderman Homecoming: An older man gives expensive gifts to a minor he met online and asks him to wear tight clothing"

LMFAO

~ mystisophia 🍒

I have a firm theory that people who like Irondad & Spiderson are just repressed, miserable douchebags who expect the rest of us to be as bitter and joyless as they are. Oh yeah, I know you're dying to see and read content where Tony brutally fucks Peter. Don’t f*cking lie to me.

Also, Peter and Tony are not father and son — not in the movies, not in the comics, not in the animated series. Y’all made that up.

That’s why I love it when Starker shippers make “Irondad” content only for it to end up being the dirtiest thing ever. It feels like a parody, and I support it wholeheartedly.

Immoral? Yes, maybe, kinda, and it is totally our problem.

So in summary: don’t judge or criticize us Starker shippers. At least we’re honest, happy, and unapologetically into what we like.

~ mystisophia 🍒

“EEWWWW I ACCIDENTALLY FOUND FILTHY DEPRAVED STARKER WHILE LOOKING FOR MY INNOCENT WHOLESOME IRONDAD!!!”

babes…..the only way you’d find starker is if you are using the / relationship tag instead of the & tag and if you don’t know the difference that’s a skill issue

if you’re gonna be a part of ANY fandom you need to follow basic etiquette, and at the top of that list is ship and let ship and don’t like, don’t read. stop coming into our house and complaining about the structural supports of the damn foundation.

I've been wanting to make this kind of templates about tonypeter for a while, so... here it is!

~ mystisophia 🍒