In Movies When Kids Sneak Out Through Their Windows And Im Just Like Why Dont You Have Screens In Your

POV: It’s 2004, the school day is almost over, and it’s raining. You’re daydreaming and staring out the window during Debate Class while a prep and a stoner have a spirited argument at the front. 

Someone: The modern world is INSANE!!! I wish I was born back in the good old days when everything was so much better and people had values!!! <3<3<3

Every historian: 

You: why won’t you just let this meme die it’s not even that funny

Me: 

HSNJDJDJSJSJSJ

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

limonite mud and stalactites

-J.F.

Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

i’m laughing so hard because they really put pennywise on the stairs in this promo image, making this movie look like some political drama that also just happens to star a clown

The laugh was what sold me

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

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