To Be Continued

Digitally drawn comic for Miraculous Ladybug. Panel 1: marinette bites her nails nervously while tikki floats by her head, looking worried. Tikki says, “marinette, um…are you sure it was the right choice to lie to Adrien about his father?” Panel 2: closeup of worried tikki. She says, “I mean…are you planning to keep the truth from him forever? Panel 4: closeup of marinette, looking affronted. She says, “of course not, tikki! I’ll tell him everything when he’s 25.” Panel 5: closeup of confused tikki. She says, “uh, why 25?” Panel 6: marinette holds her phone out toward the viewer with a serious expression. There’s an image of a human brain on it, labeled “le cerveau.” Marinette says, “that’s when his brain will be fully developed so he can process complex emotions.” Panel 7: marinette turns to tikki and says, “now I know what you’re thinking: isn’t that a lot of bad news for one birthday?” Panel 8: tikki looks shocked and says “you’re telling him on his BIRTHDAY?” Marinette doesn’t hear her and is pulling down a big screen. She says, “but I have a plan. I will strategically break up the bad news over the year in order of shock/devastation so he has time to adjust.” Panel 9: marinette stands in front of a big calendar with a serious expression, pointing to a starred date with a pointer stick. She’s says, “and if I do it on holidays, he’ll be in a good mood and can take it better. I can also give him a gift to soften the blow.” Panel 10: marionette’s speech bubbles come from off screen. she says, “let’s see…there are 11 public holidays per year…plus his birthday and name day. Should I tell him Nathalie was mayura on bastille day or All Saints’ Day?” Tikki covers her eyes and says “marinette..."

to be continued

anyone who reblogs this before may 2020 will get a drawing of them as a cartoon

and you can request any additions you’d like, whether it be demon horns, angel wings, mermaid tail, doesn’t matter. im bored

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quintessentialdisaster

7 years ago

The laugh was what sold me

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quintessentialdisaster

7 years ago

self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]

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quintessentialdisaster

7 years ago

Auditory Processing Problems

• *someone says something* “what?” *repeats themselves* “sorry?” *repeats themselves again* “pardon?”

•"hey, y'see the red thing at the top of the shelf, will you get it?“ “Sorry, what?” “On the sh-” “oh yeah sure, I’ll get it.”

•*doesn’t hear teacher because someone’s pen is making a scratchy sound at the back of the room*

•*replays video 10 ten times to figure out what they’re saying*

•teachers asking, “why do you always stop writing in the middle of a sentence, just write down whatever I’m saying,” followed by the response, “I’m just processing it,” rebuked by, “we’ll stop processing it and just write.”

•*gets really focused on staring out the window and goes through four songs without hearing a single on*

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quintessentialdisaster

1 year ago

flipping the tables at the temple is a crucial part of the run, but obviously every npc in the area will aggro on you as soon as you do it, which is a problem because the crucifixion exploit only works on a pacifist run. that's why we picked up those cords from the leatherworker earlier in the chapter. we can craft those into a whip and drive out the merchants, as long as we don't accidentally kill one of them. this is the only weapon in the game that doesn't proc the "violence" effect due to an oversight in the code, so this will essentially allow us to complete the tableflip glitch without breaking our pacifist run. once every table is flipped, the physics engine won't know how to handle it and some key values will be altered that will later allow us to clip through golgotha directly into hell-

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quintessentialdisaster

5 years ago

Avengers 4: The Nut Wizard