Kpop incorrect quotes
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anyway blackout poetry not just as an art form, but as an act of violence against other works of art
taking a piece of text that someone probably put their heart and soul into creating and using it as your raw material, cutting out everything that you deem irrelevant to the point you want to make
i mean imagine cutting up a painting and using it to make a collage, or taking a marble sculpture and carving pieces out of it to make a different sculpture
just to be clear: i love blackout poetry, im not criticizing it here. i am just waxing poetic about it. i dont really know where im going with this i just have Thoughts about art being destructive
christmas eve what about christmas adam
december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.
Interviewer: Hello welcome, and you guys are?
Yukhei: Fabulous
Sicheng: Depressed
Yangyang: Hungery
Ten: Gay
Kun: .....Wayv?
HYBE merch designers : What are you doing
Joshua, making bracelets : Your fucking job
some dumbass on here with a hubris of intergalactic proportions is gonna paywall a loki gifset and it'll take disney exactly 23 seconds to shut down tumblr forever with no warning. we'll all be left in scattered post-apocalyptic digital communities of people we keep in touch with outside of this hellsite, picking our way through the wreckage. grieving the loss of years and years of content, whether carefully curated and tagged, or a wild, eclectic delightful stream. trying to adjust emotionally to the reality of completely homogenized, virtually interchangeable social media platforms. failing. asking ourselves again and again, senselessly, 'where am i supposed to go for depressed gay shitposting now, fucking twitter??' with only fading echoes for an answer.
Taeyong: “Why do I always have to shake your salad? Don’t you have hands? Shake that veggie bonanza yourself.”
Jisung: “Yeah, I might be a freshman, but I have a bigger dick than you so shut the fuck up.”
Jaehyun: “These shoulders looking like a motherfucking tabletop, hell yea.”
Lucas: “I was so sexually frustrated in class that I basically humped the chair while the teacher was giving a lecture.”
Yuta: “Wait, the answer was a number?! I fucking wrote Alabama!!”
Winwin: “This milk tastes like cum.”
Someone asks, “How do you know?”
“Because I was sucking your man’s dick last night.”
Kun: “This some crusty ass lasagna.”
Mark: “Yo waddup Mrs._____, I hope your weekend was yeetingly yeet! Cause I’m feeling #blessed.”
Jaemin: “If I was a girl, I would have massive big dick energy. But lucky for me, I’m a guy with an actual big dick.”
Chenle: “You know what? I’m sick of you guys making fun of my laugh. If I want to be a fucking hyena, let me be a fucking hyena.”
Jeno: “They charged me ten dollars, for THIS SHITTY CROISSANT.”
Ten: “No homo or anything, but I’d suck that guy’s dick for free.”
Doyoung: “If that teacher sticks her stanky ass in front of my face one more time, I will kill a bitch.”
Taeil: “For the senior prank, I’m thinking of sticking condoms all over doorknobs. Could you imagine? Hey, Mike, sorry bro, but I can’t help with your pickle jar cause my hands lubey as fuck.”
Haechan: “You know, I walked in front of the mirror today and thought, damn. Why am I still not on America’s Next Top Model?”
Jungwoo: “Today, I went for the furry sub vibe.”
Renjun: “ I said. Fuck. Your. Chicken. STRIPS!”
Johnny: “Of course she’s attractive. You would fuck anything with two legs.”
i dunno what a dracozolt is but its my highest kin now
now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)
brooklyn seventeen quotes
Wooyoung: *about to go out to meet up with Changbin and Yeonjun*
Seonghwa: *coming out from the kitchen*
Seonghwa: You're not allowed to go out until this house is clean.
Wooyoung: But why???
Seonghwa: Chores before whores.
Wooyoung:... Seonghwa.
Seonghwa: Dishes before bitches.
Wooyoung: Why are you like this?!
Seonghwa: Cutting grass before eating ass.
San, waking up from a very long nap: Where am I??
Yeosang, sarcastically: Heaven.
San: Oh...
San: Didn’t think you’d be here
Seonghwa: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Hongjoong: [sighing] It's Yeosang’s turn…
Yeosang: Fuck shit up out there but don't die
Wooyoung: [wiping away tears] so inspirational…
(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
guess my favorite rene descartes quote
jongho: what’re some good responses to getting stabbed?
yeosang: rude.
seonghwa: not 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯…
wooyoung: that’s fair.
yunho: are you gonna want this back, or can i have it?
hoshi: why is seungkwan crying ?
wonwoo: he played one of those ‘which seventeen member are you?’ quizzes
hoshi: and who’d he get?
wonwoo: you.
So, this hasn't crossed my dash yet. (Not blaming anyone, there is soooo much going on in the world and I'd also missed it in the noise).
There is currently a strike at Frito-Lay. in Topeka. These workers are striking because:
They were being forced to work 84 hour weeks. The company's best offer so far is a 60 hour cap. This is shit we fought for a century ago, people.
Their generous offer also includes a whole 4 percent wage increase...over the next 2 years. I'm not sure what COL is in Topeka, but... Well, it's better than the entire 77 cents they've apparently gotten in the last decade.
There's also a report that a worker literally collapsed and dropped dead on the line and the foreman's response was to make them move the body out of the way and put in a replacement. (However, this is unconfirmed and, of course, the company denies it).
There have been multiple OSHA violations at this plant over the last few years, including a forklift accident that's under investigation.
They've now been striking since July 5 but, of course, it only hit the national media yesterday.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/07/14/frito-lay-strike-forced-overtime/
So, why am I signal boosting this?
Because Frito-Lay is refusing to budge. They are attempting to make the excuse that union leadership agreed to the 60 hour work week and crappy pay cut...when union leadership only agreed to put it to a vote.
And this means that we need to put the thumbscrews on them. Remember, this is about 19th century style working conditions.
So, I'm calling on my followers to boycott Frito Lay's until the strike is involved.
Frito-Lay owns:
Lay's
Doritos (Sorry. I really am. I KNOW there's no good alternative to Doritos, although Zapp's are good if you can find them).
Fritos
Tostitos
Cheetos
Ruffles
Sun Chips
Baken-ets
Chester's
Cracker Jack
Islen plantain chips
Funyuns
Grandma's (the cookies)
Matador Meat Snacks
Maui style potato chips
Miss Vickie's
Munchies
Munchos
Rolled Gold
Sabritones
Santitas
Simply
Smartfood
Stacys
The Walking Taco
NatuChips
PopCorners (this one wasn't on their website, but was bought by Pepsi's in 2019 with the intent of adding it. So best avoided just in case). Yes, this really is more than half of the snack aisle. Suggested alternatives:
Kettle Brand Chips
Zapp's (If you can find them. My supermarket had them once and not since, so I'm guessing the culinary cowards in this neighborhood were afraid of "Voodoo" flavored chips).
Pringles
On the Border for salsa.
Wise Cheez Doodles
Bugles
Utz
Store own brand alternatives, if your store has ones that are any good.
Cheez-its
Check before you buy and let's tell these people they don't get to treat workers like that.
Alya: Look kitty cat, Ladybug does like you but you can’t compete with the one that she is in love with, not even the guy she tried to get over him with did much to change it. Her heart is set on him.
Chat noir: Come on, just tell me what I’d have to do to win her over.
Alya: (joking) How fast can you become Adrien agreste?
(Chat noir detransforms)
Adrien: now what?
Alya: (Screams)
An incel gamer who calls himself a nice guy, decapitated a 17 year old girl “who wouldn’t give him a chance” after she went on a date with another guy.
workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap
Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian
Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten
Just learned today what fatui actually meant.
felix: you often use humor to deflect trauma
chris: thank you
felix: i didn’t say that was a good thing
chris: what i’m hearing is, you think i’m funny
Are you taken?
as a fucking joke, absolutely
First reason why Kirby would make a good top surgeon
(Terfs/transmeds do not interact)
diagnosed with "just been in kind of a weird zone lately" disorder and it's terminal
soobin: yeonjun hyung told me that instead of being sad, i should go get it, girl. so i am going to go get it.
hyuka: get what?
soobin: not sure, ill get everything, just in case