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Happy Minecraft day
Farewell online privacy
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020
I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.
via ift.tt
hope is a skill
Mas é claro q sim
i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
Newbie of tumblr being surprised they found this post
Recycled tumblr humor
Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
lying is a witch thing
Happy 9/11
Have some respect, my father died in 9/11
Friday Again Garfie Baby
OOC: It isn't??!!!
//ooc
Not me making insane retcoms because of you 😭😭😭 love you bitch❤️
Ooc: aaahh? You don’t have to do that!… Ówò) rp the way you like! Don’t confirm to anyone else’s standards or timeline if it makes you have to alter your own vision!
Much love… 💙💙
//and here we have a girl slowly decending into madness because of @#
I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER, but I need to like her, why? Why?!? WHY?!?!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! I DON'T WANT TO, IT HURTS ME, BUT I NEED TO, IT SAYS I NEED TO!!!
Ooc: but if I don't Ari will think Rose is a aceist and Rose will think Ari is smoking a blunt all the time. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
//ooc
Not me making insane retcoms because of you 😭😭😭 love you bitch❤️
Ooc: aaahh? You don’t have to do that!… Ówò) rp the way you like! Don’t confirm to anyone else’s standards or timeline if it makes you have to alter your own vision!
Much love… 💙💙
Ooc: ok :) will delete the reblog then.
You mean to tell me a bunch of kids in your town either murdered a newly hatched Murkrow or destroyed a Murkrow egg? And they weren't punished because it was a Murkrow?
Holy shit, your town is fucking evil.
It's not evil! It's just making sure everyone's safe. Thst murkrow would have grown up to be a thief and problem causer.
Also, no one got in trouble for it because the adults didn't know it happened. A few found out they were by the river, so a couple of them got in trouble for playing there without letting anyone know where they were going, but none of the adults even knew about the murkrow. You can't punish someone if you have nothing to punish them over.
Crime man × Carmen Sandiego (the reboot one) crossover.
New superhero: Crime Man.
He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.
nothing to be ashamed of
is this fucking gacha life blush??!!!
still alive friend.
Next November I'm gonna fucking die
I hate soda and I have trust issues towards my brother so in my birthday party at my class that my brother was also there I got a cup of something I thought was tangerine juice, my brother warned me that it was Fanta but I clearly didn't trusted him and took a sip, and when I noticed it was actually fanta I spat the soda all over the floor.
it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
Happy Godzilla Day! 🖤
The film theatrically released to Japan Audiences November 3rd, 1954. It’s depiction of violence and sorrow in the face of nuclear devastation is powerfully moving. Godzilla is a metaphorical- yet very real monster here, and this is why it’s one of my favorite movies. I would recommend giving the original a watch! (Be mindful the Japanese and American translations of this movie are very different.) 🖤