‘blame It On My Youth’ Isn’t Allowed To End Because The One-liners In This Fic Are Single-handedly

MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🥰🎄✨

Never would've thought I'd be so emotionally invested in a bunch of problematicaly coded characters playing violent lacross in an aquarium.

Every. Single. Time. Neil got bandaged for some reason, Andrew would do this thing where he'd peel off Neil's bandages to see his injuries and on the one hand I get it. The homoeroticsm is off the charts and it's his way of showing concern and asking what happened but on the other hand. Andrew my man those bandages are there for a reason.

Me: pls don’t let it be 7 am pls don’t let it me 7 am

The clock: 3:45

Me:

obsessed with the dynamic where both people think 'i can fix him' and then make each other worse

yes my favorite type of fanfiction consists of characters getting tenderly cared for and comforted after a lifetime of being forced to suffer alone in silence, no this doesn't say anything about me

this entered my head and i felt it deep in my soul

i see your ‘Neil with crooked teeth’ and raise you ‘sophomore Neil getting braces’

it occured to me that neil josten never was in one place long enough to have braces, so he either has naturally good teeth or extremely crooked ones and i cant decide which is funnier.

wait, is it canon that Kayleigh was murdered or is that a fan theory, bc at this point I can’t tell