witchbrew-be-wack

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Yew dere! I need yew f'r a zec'nd!

Zo, I been ztuck on diz f'r a bit. I wanna give my gimmick a lizp f'r [music], but I dunno whether it be [moozic] or [mewzic]. Whoe'er gitz 'ere firzt makez da winnin' vote, 'coz I don't t'ink 'nuff folkz are gon' zee diz ta 'ave a proper poll.

LOOP LOOP YEW FACKING DOUCHE DON'T YEW DROP IT NOW

This contest will be in two parts, part one will be Stan vs Miss Piggy and Morticia vs Loop, and the next and last part will be the two winners competing against each other for the title of the Ultimate 2025 Tumblr Sexyperson

SETTING ASIDE THE GIMMICK AND ALL

HOLY STEAMROLL

every time i laugh it turns to wheezing

'Ey, 'ey, let da dude ztay. Wot'z it done ta git on yer nervez?

"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.

I dont want people to find this

Clumzy wizard. Pleaze 'elp, I dunno 'ow ta fix diz.

evilwizard

@baba-is-blog is dried?

the official baba plush looks sopping wet

Where tf are all these alternate Elvis blogs coming from Any minute now there's gonna be a british Elvis that says 'Blimey mama' or something of the like

If only the USA was overrun with... The Sagaris is TVR's most recent production car to date. A new Griffith is in the works, but has yet to reach production yet. Despite being 20 years old, the Sagaris can still hold its own with much more modern performance cars. The 4.0 liter naturally aspirated straight-six, good for 8,000 RPM, 406 horsepower, and 349 lb-ft of torque catapults the RWD, 2,300 pound coupe to 60 miles per hour in just 3.8 seconds if you are slick enough with the 5-speed manual and even enough with the throttle unhampered by electronic nannies. If you keep your foot in it, you will reach 185 MPH. The Sagaris consists of a fiberglass exterior whose styling cues are largely taken from the T350C draped on a steel tube chassis, and retailed in 2005 for 49,995 English pounds.

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

2025 Cup Series @ Pheonix predictions

Christopher Bell doesn't make the 3rd win in a row, the first wreck happens within the first 20 laps, and somebody puts the rubber side up.

COTA 2025 in a nutshell.

Stage 1: lost teh yellow flag :[ Stage 2: Honk mimimi honk mimimi Stage 3: Chrissake took SVG long enough

Well, here comes COTA.

The Cup Series is pacing Circuit Of The Americas as I write this, and the big thing on my mind aside from the new Turns 6a and 6b is: How many rubbish debris cautions will fly? Make your guesses. Oh yeah, and now that I think about it, a Z4 Coupe as the pace car? What happened to domestic cars only? I mean, there was an uproar about the 1990 Daytona 500 being paced by a Dodge Stealth because it was built by Mitsubishi, and now here we are with a German car with a Japanese badge on it. Is it just built in the USA? Genuinely, I don't know.

Sorry this post got to you three weeks late, I'm not good at many things. Among those ranks is getting into people's feed.

happy Thursday the 20th

You wonder why NASCAR doesn't introduce major downforce revisions to help prevent this sort of thing.

No but is his luck bad bc he has such wild wrecks, or good because he walks away?

The 2025 Daytona 500 was...something.

Dear Lord in Heaven above, Internet Explorer would have put the caution out sooner than NASCAR did on the white-flag crash. I get wanting to race back to the line, but you've got to announce that you're going to race back to the line first. I mean, Denny Hamlin might have won that if NASCAR had been real quick with the yellow, but nope. Give William Byron his back-to-back Daytona 500 wins. I won't even bother with Fox News putting Logano in the frame after the debris caution, because yes, he was debris.

I was told this site was full of shower thoughts and really good ideas for movies, but I see nothing of the sort. I was lied to, false advertisement, now to sue somebody. Picture unrelated, I just didn't wanna come up with a title.

I hope that actually is a meme up there and not, idk, somebody venting about their stillborn baby.

Yep, nope, this ain't even funny.

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