Grug Hate Two Factor Authentication. First Grug Have To Remember Password. Then Grug Have To Point Out

great googly moogly this app has become unusable

isn’t it literally so amazing that no one can ever take the act of jerking off away from you. so few things in this world are free, healthy, and feel good but jerking off is literally all three. and nothing will ever change that. literally a miracle

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

Would the Xenomorph have what it takes to become a chief stew? Also, would the Predator from Predator be able to handle the pressure of being a Bosun?

Yeah I think so. And their captain? Ripley reincarnated for the 3rd time and instead of basketball this ttime she’s just really good at maritime navigation

Profound timing with the Seagull family :’)

fingers in his lacunae sunday

Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there

they invented a new low just for me