Lit dude, no I’m not high. Just balls deep in AIC.
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Folks, this is weird!
This is how I will be measuring my height from now on.
You'd think Americans would have come up with this already, but here we are.
He’s a stud. My guy’s chilling.
ATTENTION ALL PORNBOTS;
Welcome ladiessss ;)
This is so pretty
Hermione and Ginny! Best Girls! Best Girls! 💕
I wanted to play around with some brushes and this happened. Best thing to happen haha!
✅ support artists. Reblog and like to save a life.
❌no reposts without permission
⚡️I do not support JKR or her opinions.
Yep
HAHA
Sirius: Minnie, my dog ate my homework
Minnie: Mr.Potter, I can see your homework right there!
Sirius: *quickly transforms into a dog, eats his homework, and transforms back*
Sirius: right where?
Oo yes do this shit
if you miss even one drop while standing to pee then the toilet seat you didn't put up should send an electric shock up your stream into you
Okay
violence
Blanky supremacy
girls should not have to get out of bed when its cold out in fact they should be paid one million dollars and a warm blanky
Oooooo
Instead of telling someone you don’t like to “go to hell” try telling them to “go buy a Tesla. “ One guarantees there will be flames, and the other is a fictional place
Come on beans
If I were to give any advice to a former twitter user (aka new tumblr user) it’d be:
Stay anonymous. Use a nickname or something ESPECIALLY if you’re a youngin’
Turn off public likes/following in settings.
Say nice things in the tags when u reblog art/writing/edits/gifs/etc. because every op (original poster) reads those and it makes their day
Block any corporate account you come across (this excludes small business, please support them if you like their work!)
Also block celebrities! You wanna follow what they’re doing? Go to their Instagram. This platform is one of the last places where we can be ourselves and not monetize our interests. We like it that way.
You can organize your blog! Use [#tags like this,] without the brackets to keep track of aesthetics you like or funny posts! It’s also nice if you wanna have a well kept blog for people to enjoy and look through your organized blog.
There are tumblr holidays and you’ll learn to love them <3 they’re silly and tbh it’s this community made culture that really makes this place special
There are a lot of millennials on here that are so sweet and amazing and they post about their interests and skills in their fields like history, cooking, art, science, etc. They’re a lot more friendly than the tiktok millennials that tried to start beef with teenagers. Be nice to them.
Follow @neil-gaiman he’s the coolest one here!!
Tumblr isn’t really what it used to be, like what it’s unflatteringly famous for… it’s pretty calm and fun here on most days. A lot of us are grown and know better than to start fights. (It’s not perfect obvi but it’s alright)
If you see an amazing resource that it’s best to not share, DON’T TALK ABOUT IT ON TIKTOK. That’s how we lost the library website. Appreciate these treasures. Don’t use them for an hour of internet clout on the worlds worst app.
Reblog stuff!! That’s how posts stay alive a decade after the op posted it. It’s still good and we love a chuckle and the nostalgia if you’re old enough to remember it
OOOO I NEED THIS
hear me out: a movie about a diverse team of heroes shooting their way into a white supremacist cult compound. They're unironically called Social Justice Warriors and they say one liners like "you're cancelled" before blowing a nazi's head off.
Rot please x
dear assholes who villanize lily evans in fanfics just to get her out of the way for the main ship,
you can rot in Azkaban for what you’ve done <3
L👀 K
Did you know that if you see fanart of a ship you don't like, you can actually scroll past it without saying anything? You really can. You can shut the fuck up and make your own post without leaving some shit comment on someone's art.
Like remadora artists don't deserve this.
I’m know I’m not the first person to say this, but any newbies on tumblr really need to understand how different this is from a lot of other social media. Particularly tiktok.
I just saw a creator on tiktok reminding followers that it’s actually a problem when someone goes back to the earliest post and watches all the posts chronologically, liking and commenting along the way. The stupid app recognizes it as spam or something and then kinda puts a halt on their account? Literally punishing people for positive engagement?? 🥴🤦♀️
I’ve already heard people saying years back how they don’t want to be “creepy” and go through a persons blog, liking and reblogging tons of stuff. But think how many more people are going to be worried about it now, thinking they might do actual damage! Most people, especially younger people, are so used to the way tiktok works now. So please, do not ever worry about this on here. Just remember-
Lover- Taylor Swift
reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like
Yeah, she fucking loves blasting off on that rocket 😏😏😏
As someone who comes from this background, I completely agree. It’s just amazing.
there are two types of children who come out of abusive homes. Sirius and Regulus are them, that’s why they are always at odds.
Sirius knows how precious sleep is, he can sleep anywhere anytime at the drop of a hat
Regulus can’t let himself sleep. Even safe and alone he feels so uncomfortable and can’t sleep until his eyes droop and he can’t fight anymore
Sirius’ rage turns hot and passionate, an angry fire blazing
Regulus’ rage turns cold and calculate, concentrated into fine points of cruelty
Sirius feels everything all too much, consuming all of him until he cannot feel himself anymore
Regulus feels so little that he cannot navigate his own emotions, and when he feels something strong it consumes every part of him
Sirius begs for contact and touch with everyone he knows, to confirm they are there, and to soothe him
Regulus’ skin pricks when he is touched, no matter how much he loves them. He can’t handle close proximity
Sirius hides his pain with a smile
Regulus hides behind dead eyes
and yet they are still, two scared and traumatised boys, hiding.
they hid in that house, and they hide now, with the people they love most.
because that’s the Black brothers. they hide.
because they don’t know how to be found.
but they’re begging
they are begging to be found.
TAYLOR SWIFT
swifties: her dress represents the pain and torture she’s faced throughout the years as the loose chains in the design are her way of saying she’s metaphorically breaking free from the scrutiny
taylor: *picking out the dress* yeah that’s cute
THREE TIMES!!!!
:)
movie ron: i’ll heh go easy on you. even though you have consistently showed us how proficient you are at spellcasting and how hyper confident you are at magic. i’m the Man so i’ll go easy, don’t worry my overwhelming manliness will not allow me to disarm a poor defenceless girl
book ron: [excitedly] I DISARMED HERMIONE THREE WHOLE TIMES DID YOU SEE THAT HARRY DID YOU?????
OMFG!!!!!
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy x AI
RIP Queen Elizabeth II.
You’ll be missed ma’am.
Oooo
Emma and Taylor!!!!
- beige icons
😎😎🥵🥵👏👏😈
I miss my gf