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the greatest manifestation of my hubris is occasionally thinking about attempting an undertale genocide run

and remembering the fight with papyrus is my karmic comeuppance

ok guys the world is not allowed to end rn, I'm on the toilet and that would be sooo embarrassing

was recently told I giggle in my sleep. lowkey pisses me off cause the only dreams I ever remember having are nightmares so idk what the fuck asleep-me has to be laughing about

if I could, I'd kiss the Oxford comma on the lips

someday I hope to have a wikipedia page. but I want it to be as inaccurate as those weird sketchy websites that make up shit about youtubers

like "minatorypigs is 4'11, 7lbs, and was kicked out of Harvard Law for academic dishonesty in 2009."

um. tee hee 🤭

or smth. idk still workshopping

I'm exhausted like all the time. I can't drink coffee because it makes my stomach hurt and it makes me sleepy. but not sleepy enough to actually fall asleep. no sleeping medication has ever worked for me and medications that are supposed to make you drowsy as a side effect don't do shit to me

I was up until 5 am writing fanfic last night. I woke up at 9:30 this morning. this is the most rested I've felt in weeks

what the hell am I because I'm clearly not human

pleased to see everyone has good toilet etiquette in Luthadel

etymology is so fun and cool until it's talking about how a word I like is losing its meaning.

mortified doesn't mean horrified you fools! don't do this to me dammit!

me: *peeling potatoes in the sink*

my ancestors: ah, some things never change :)

me: *turns on garbage disposal*

my ancestors: D: