Pleased To See Everyone Has Good Toilet Etiquette In Luthadel

me: *peeling potatoes in the sink*

my ancestors: ah, some things never change :)

me: *turns on garbage disposal*

my ancestors: D:

me, after setting an arbitrary time limit for a wip: what nonsense is this?! how could I ever finish in this time frame?! might as well give up and do it never! never I say!

Papyrus using Twitter

I have seen the entirety of code geass. but gun to my head, if you asked me to explain a single plot line I could not do it

I watched that shit 13 and confused as hell. was in it purely for the vibes

me: I gotta get up early so it's super important I get good sleep tonight

brain: i-important?? that's scary! too much pressure! noooo we should stay up watching youtube with steadily growing anxiety instead!

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

screaming into the void got me like aAhhhHhhHhhhHhh 🤪

me, at work: man... I'm so lucky to have this job...................................................................................................................... i wanna go home

I get so quickly and stupidly attached to inanimate objects. like, I used to work a custodial job where one of the buckets we used said "P.P." on it for some reason. loved that bucket like a child. tore me up inside to use any other bucket

my sweet P.P. bucket I miss you

ok guys the world is not allowed to end rn, I'm on the toilet and that would be sooo embarrassing