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Armand is not an iPad Baby, he is an iPad Grandpa and I will stand this mistaken understanding no longer.
Ilove him more than anything and I have endless side-eye for anyone who disagrees
i love book armand so much. everyone thinks he’s such a fuck up and can’t hack it, but he literally never stops trying and caring. despite it all he hangs out with humans and makes modern art and watches plays and has philosophical debates and rides a jet ski around fighting pirates and builds a mall for his friends to live in. he thinks he’s broken and incapable of love but he tries so hard at it anyway over and over :(
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Interview with the Vampire | 1.06
WHAT?! It's morning! I lost time. Things got a little heated— With a boy! Things got heated with a boy. I was at home picking lint off the sofa! I said to join us! The night's gone. The room's soiled and once again, I'm here with mop and mindlessness to clean it up. So the room got dirty, so what? I'll clean it up. No, I clean it up! You make the mess and I clean it up! Mark it on the calendar, align it with Ursa Major. Louis' tri-annual FUCK OFF and find me with apologies to follow. I'm sorry. SEEK comfort in the arms of lowlifes and unfortunates, and broken children, fine. Oh, fine! The fine that doesn't sound fine— But REVEALING our nature to a reporter you met in a bar ten hours ago? What if it was published? I was having some fun! You don't have enough to fear from Paris? I was in the middle of ending things, when YOU— YOU'D have been passed out on the floor next to him, Louis! Out on your feet from the drugs you stuffed him with! Oh, this is boring! You're boring! YOU ARE SO BORING! And here come the drugs. Colorless. Up the fangs, down the throat. Flavorless. Dull! Into the heart and off with the fingers, feet. Dull! Dull nights! And wallowing brain. Dull weeks, dull months, DULL AS FUCK! Suffocation by the world's softest, beige-est pillow! The ten hours I spent with that boy were more exciting, more FASCINATING, than DECADES with YOU! Oh, there it is! The half-blank, half-apocalyptic look! But what does it mean tonight, huh? Does he want to lick my boots or chop my hands off? Is it the gremlin or the good nurse tonight? Huh? Okay. Okay, perhaps. But am I as boring as the blather committed onto the ferric tapes of your fascinating boy? "Oh, it's so, so hard to be me." "Picking lint off the sofa?!" "It's so hard to kill humans." "I can feel their feelings as I drain them." You sat on your hands and put your ear to the wind. "Everyone I know wronged me." Okay. Okay, let's wake the boy up and let's try you. "I'm the vampire Armand and my daddy vampire groomed me into a little BITCH!" "My brother he tossed himself off a roof!" "Vampires who murdered my daddy made me pretend I didn't have a dick for 240 years." "My sister buried me alive. My daughter was my sister was my throw pillow. Well, he wouldn't look at me kindly. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat. Lestat." I talked shit about him the whole time. So what?! THE NAME!! The name! Unuttered in our home for 23 years, said over and over again until it was pounding in my brain like a hammer. Our problems aren't about him. And you threw her name around just for cover, but it always circled back to him. I loved her. But SHE didn't love YOU. Not like he did, not like I have. I know. I know! Yes! I know. Thank you for saying it. It's all creeping back. Paris and the, uh, what, what, what? But there's... all of it coming back. There's, uh, Paris. Paris. Can you hear that? Can you hear that, hm? Can you hear her? She's calling me.
Interview with the Vampire | 2.05
Armand really picked the worst guy to turn into a vampire and run away from.
He’s an investigative journalist and you’re a chronically online iPad kid. The moment you log in to play Minecraft, Daniel has his Gen Z assistant notifying him.
something something a chat i am in discussing the loneliness of Armand who needs someone to define him and see him, so
"...it was ghastly and awful and loathsome, and beautiful all at the same time."
and yeah i kinda just want to give ppl hugs with anything i do and talk to them in hushed tones, so there you go
Interview with the vampire sketches 🍷
Do you guys ever think about the fact Armand never got to have a normal life EVER? Everyone else did, to some degree. They grew up, they had jobs, they had families. Armand was enslaved from the time he could form memories. And how he likely sees himself in Daniel, another young man so frightened and involved in sex work in some ways? How the ONLY thing he wanted was for Daniel to live the normal, mortal life he never did and never can. And how Daniel hates him for denying him it? How Armand knows he is the reason Daniel would be throwing away his normal, mortal life. How perhaps he wouldn't be so different from his own maker, watching Daniel please others for him and eventually stealing his life. And how Daniel cannot understand why Armand doesn't love him enough to want him to stay forever, how he could just doom Daniel to becoming old and weak before dying
I love how Daniel and Armand are staring into each other's souls while Louis just keeps yapping
quite literally the first thing i thought of when i saw the original
no officer I can't fully hate them because they had a fucking shitty past
I don't know in who I "trust" anymore.
That said, I'm team Daniel
Armand has way more boobs than me and now I'm SO sad
I'm the vampire Armand, my DADDY vampire GROOMED me into a little BITCH
armand def our strongest soldier bc I would beat the fuck outta Louis if he said that to me
armand: I love you
lestat: *loses his shit*
armand: louis love why are you trying to strangle the air
Nico @lyrasring was absolutely right -> "Biblically accurate Daniel Molloy"
stickers | prints | shirts&merch
I think I never posted these on their own so here they are :D | you can get these as pretteh matte mirror stickers here
Armand, pupils so dilated you could drown in them
Welcome lineart for a new patron! You can get your own by joining my Patreon as a Esteemed Capygardener- if I happen to particularly enjoy your request, I might end up getting overexcited and add colors like with this one. Because I'm an infant . Edit: changed his hair a bit because it was bothering me~
I think I never posted these on their own so here they are :D | you can get these as pretteh matte mirror stickers here
as far as i’m concerned the perfect embodiment of the “more cake” concept are armand gifsets. i slammed the like button on at least 73 almost identical gifsets and i’ll keep doing so again and again, unable to resist and always as grateful as the first time
bless you gifsetters, i love you
Vamps! Sunnies Edition
These babies are now available on my etsy shop :D
They shiiiine~
𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘵
Old Kermiel......... Kermiel Froggoy.............
Nico @lyrasring was absolutely right -> "Biblically accurate Daniel Molloy"
stickers | prints | shirts&merch
Nico @lyrasring was absolutely right -> "Biblically accurate Daniel Molloy"
stickers | prints | shirts&merch
OH WOW A DOUBLE FLIP what a powerful fledgling you got there Armand