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the second is sean brenner from insidious 3
sorry not sorry but the dilf of all dilfs is in fact bob belcher.
It's been a long year, mr. principal. Some people cope by reading or drawing, I cope by calling Atticus Finch a dilf in my To Kill A Mockingbird essay.
Also
I felt like I had the legal obligation to post these since my other bsf is obsessed with this guy.
and I know how you heathens are with serial killers so.
this is probably the only art I’ll ever make of this guy.
I made these works for a friend but I felt like I had to share him with the world
y’all he’s so babygirl idk what else to say
Minecraft Diaries
Pls baraify them pls pls they both were head guards for years and basically took care of an entire village they both trained endlessly and trained guards they both lifted built fought protected constantly they’re both in their 30s-40s and are dilfs like cmon they’re built like gorillas not the twinks we got in the official art (posters)
@arzenyx I drew you your goth man, I hope you like it!
another drawing of my favorite old man
Well, isn't this just the coolest thing
Had the sudden urge to draw a 40-year-old battle torn, world weary Og! Cale.
No matter which age they serve!!!
Look at his eyes!! The curve of his lips in the last pic!! Lord this man is FINE! Tamacti Jun has my heart and soul. (Ps. I need people to create bots of him on C.ai, it's a shame there's only one)
I’m finished with examsssssss
Prepping the story as we speak yall
redrew my old fanart
i love working at a country club because i’m just surrounded by dilfs
valeyellow46 Back on track 🥵
a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children
He could kick my stomach and i'd still love him
posted the first episode of beguile !! do check it out please !!
BEGUILE ; kth
CHAPTER ONE
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ok, so technically I've always been jealous of my mother, like she was all kind and stuff and to top it off she was pretty, like really pretty.
the guys in my school would always tell me how my mother reminds them of a disney princess, she passed all of the validations to be, i'd end up getting angry and would shut them off saying I was the princess and she was the queen.
at one point, i even envied how she had my father's attention on her, always. i wanted to marry my dad, not her. it was like she was competing with me for the attention she receives from dad.
but of course at one point, i grew out of that phase, i realised how unique and beautiful i am in my own way. however i'm still their kind of love, i craved for it, but i'd admit, being the daughter of two pretty people gave me it's benefits.
because just one bat of eyelashes and i'd get everything at my feet, you can call me a primadonna girl except the fact where she behaves arrogant.
the men i usually came across would tell me things to discourage me about working, they'd call me ' a pretty girl who will good in the kitchen' all this just to demotivate me, but somehow it usually had the opposite effect on me.
i was always craving for one thing in life ; perfection.
but the last semester's exams were anything but perfection to me.
"honey, it's common, you knew what you signed up for when you decided to study law, didn't you?" my dad said while caressing my head in sympathy.
"but you study so hard for this" my mother who was sitting beside me, pointed out while keeping her gaze on the screen. "that's what i don't understand!"
"cut yourself some slack honey, this is only the beginning, you have a lot of time to improve, i'm sure you will" my dad said.
"maybe it's your study methods, but it's okay, we can always work on them so don't worry honey" my mother patted my head. and for the next five minutes my parents tried soothing me.
it's just that i'm used to having perfect grades and this time whatever happened just crumbled my whole confidence in shreds. i was still processing what was happening with me and i told my parents to give me some space for a while, which they did.
i'd have to redo my exams again in september and i'm already freaking out.
amidst it all I got a text message from alexander, i clicked my tongue and tossed my phone back to the bed, i had no mood to talk to him currently. the only reason alexander hangs out with me is when he wants to have sex, well i do too, you can call us friends with benefits kinda?
and as of now, it has been going all good, he satisfied me enough and the experience was good as well, well more like i had nothing to compare this with.
normally i'd spend my summer or the evening hanging out with my friend but currently it's the least thing that spikes my interest or diverts my mind from my terrible grades.
"i'm starving" i groaned and entered the kitchen and took a seat at the dining table, "great! dinner is ready too!" my mother spoke up and settled the plates and kept a pan of pasta on the table.
"guess what" my dad said as he entered the kitchen and took a seat beside me, "what?" i raised a brow to which he just flashed me a knowing grin "stop the suspense dad" i whined.
"fine fine" he chuckled "well i called my personal lawyer who lives in korea and he said that he's willing to tutor you!" he said as i widened my eyes in surprise and shrieked in happiness, "really?" i said with a smile.
"of course sweetheart, you're not the only one who wants you to succeed" he chuckled and patted my head. "wait i missed it all, what are you guys talking about?" mom spoke up when she finally got out of her daze.
"nothing much, i just called taehyung to have him tutor 'ella and he agreed" dad said as she smiled, "oh that's great, honey" she smiled and leaned in to peck dad on his lips.
chris entered the room and cringed at the sight almost immediately "there are kids here" he said and mom rolled her eyes at him.
"he'll be flying here tomorrow, i need him for the business as well" he said, "is he successful though?" i said as he scoffed, "would he be my lawyer if he wasn't?" i chuckled "of course not dad."
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after the dinner i went back to my room and called my best friend aurora and told her about the news.
"that's great, at least you'll stop sulking at me now" she chuckled while i scoffed, "thank you for sympathising with me, 'rora" i rolled my eyes. "but really i'm happy for you babe" she said and i hummed in satisfaction.
she was now telling me about some older man she met, i can surely tell she's catching feelings for him, they've been texting each other for a while and recently met as well but not official yet.
"alright, well, it's already late, i'm gonna sleep now" i yawned. "yeah goodnight" she said and we hung up.
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the next morning, i woke up with a fresh mind. i went downstairs and saw dad making breakfast in the kitchen while Chris and elena were at the counter-side, chatting.
"what are your plans for the day?" dad asked once i stood beside him, "nothing much, study, eat, workout and sleep" i said and he chuckled.
"well then, can you please squeeze out some time for my lawyer?" he grinned, "wait he's coming today?!" i shrieked out of excitement, of course and he nodded.
"thank you dad" i smiled, "no problem sweetheart" he smiled back as i hugged him, the hug made me remember all of the sweet ol' memories, the nostalgia indeed.
after breakfast i changed into my gym outfits and went inside the gym situated downstairs and repeated what i usually did for any normal day. sometimes dad or chris would join me, mom doesn't work out much. but usually i'd be alone by myself, i loved the peace here.
after i was done i changed into some fresh clothes, them being a red shirt and a blue jeans and headed upstairs back to the living hall since i heard some voices from the main door.
"always on time." i heard dad spoke up from the main door, "i mean, what did you expect?" i heard a deep voice followed by a chuckle echoed through the hall.
"taehyung! long time no see!" mom spoke and my eyes widened for a bit, it was definitely him. I hurried my steps and reached the hall peeking through the living room at the main door.
'fuck. he's hot'.
"dad?" i muttered and walked to the door, "oh 'ella! come here darling" dad said as i walked to him, standing right beside him, "taehyung this is Fiorella, my daughter and 'ella, this is taehyung, the one i was talking about"
he had a double eyelid and a monolid which was quite the rare sight here in italy, his bronze skin totally complimented those dark brown-ish black hair and to top it all off he had a pair of extremely kissable lips. he was wearing a cream-ish button up shirt and brown pants, his fluffy hair falling on his eyes.
"pleasured to meet you, fiorella" taehyung said as he handed out his hand for a handshake as i shook his hand, "please is all mine" i replied as i felt absolutely swooned by his smile.
"well, are we planning to stand here, all the way? come inside, taehyung" mom said as we walked to the living room and we all took a seat on the tables, mom sat beside me with dad across from her which leaves me across taehyung.
"uh, firstly thankyou so much for tutoring me!" i smiled flashing him my charming smile as he smiled back.
"oh it's alright, anyways when are you gonna redo?" he asked, "in september"
"alright well, can i see your result please?" he requested while i nodded and brought out my tab to show him the results.
"hm, to be very blunt, not the best, but i can surely see the potential and i'm confident that we can cover it all up till september." he said while i smiled while nodding a bit.
"we'll go through your books and do some internet smurfing as well and i'd give you tests time to time, hope you're okay with that" he said while i nodded.
"well let's decide the days hm? when's a good day for you?" dad inquired, "thursdays would be good i have no meetings or clients whatsoever" he replied. "thursday it is then"
we stayed there for a while till it was time for him to leave "anyways I'm extremely sorry but i'd have to leave now, i have clients i gotta meet up with.
we walked him to the door, "it was great seeing you again taehyung though it was brief" my dad spoke up as they hugged each other, "likewise"
he walked to me while my heart started racing, i was scared that he could hear the loud thumps of my heart beating. he walked closer and encircled his arm around my waist and leaned closer to my ear a bit.
"i look forward to our lessons" he said once he pulled back making me smile "i do too"
more than you could imagine.
he nodded and walked to the door and walked outside the mansion. "it was great meeting him again" my mom spoke up once she returned from the kitchen, "oh i hope it's not too great though" he said while she chuckled, leaning in to peck him on his lips to which I silently cringed.
"of course not honey" she said once she pulled back, "i really wished he brought ciandra with him as well though" this spiked my interest. "who's ciandra?" i asked. "oh ciandra park, taehyung's girlfriend darling"
well damn.
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Thank you so much for writing this fanfic for me! I'm completely in love with Ross and your fanfic is one of my favorites without a doubt! I've read it several times and rewatched the movie because of it. Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart 💖 Your stories are incredible and I love each and every one of them 😍🥰☺️✨
Grass Feeding the Grass
Smut based off the movie adaptation of Stephen King and Joe Hill’s In the Tall Grass. I love Stephen King, and I love Patrick Wilson and his characters.
Ross x reader, first person pov, Patrick Wilson x YOU
Word count: about 1k
Reader replaces Becky. No description of reader besides mentions of her being pregnant, being smaller than him, and wearing Becky’s dress. I couldn’t help my mind from wandering to this scenario while watching the movie. I was like yes please.😀
WARNINGS: PURE SMUT, 18+, MDNI, NON-CON/RAPE, rough sex, implied age gap, degradation, humiliation, semi public sex, voyeurism?, choking, size kink af. Just don’t read if not comfortable. This one is DARK.
I hit the ground hard, my head spinning and body trembling, as Ross loomed over me. I screamed in absolute horror as he pinned me to the ground with my hands above my head.
“Want to see the rock? Want to lay on it naked, and feel me in you, beneath the pinwheel stars, while the grass sings our names?“
“Nooo, please, stop,” is what I choked out, but my body was screaming the opposite. It must have been something in the air or maybe in the grass that seemed to emanate magic. My arms had no more fight as I looked up at him through my tears. His words, that maniacal look in his eyes, and the moonlight rippling off his biceps as he held me down, it was all too much. I couldn’t be held accountable the way my body was starting to react to his. Ross must have noticed this too because he laughed in a knowing and almost condescending way. I could only whimper as he lowered his face to my exposed neck.
“I think you do. Don’t you?” He smiled that creepy smile against my neck. “Or maybe she does…” he said while one of his hands moved to my pussy under my dress.
I screamed again. I said no, but it didn’t matter. I wanted it.
“Yeah I think you like this. I watched all of your resolve give out while you were looking at my body. You want to be pinned down and raped by me while six months pregnant. Your eyes turned from fear to lust. Don’t they go hand in hand so often?”
He began sucking at my neck and gently rubbing my cunt through my drenched panties, as I whimpered and moaned. I could imagine the dirt underneath me turning to mud as my arousal soaked through my thin cotton dress. I was a mess as his kissing and sucking gave way to hard biting. Hard enough to draw blood. I felt it slide down my neck and into the grass where it blossomed and flourished along with my other fluids. We were grass feeding the grass.
Quickly, he pulled my panties to the side, and shucked off his pants. I was powerless to get away. He was so much bigger and stronger than me. I watched as he removed his underwear, freeing his massive cock. No, no, no, no, I think I was babbling as he returned to his previous position over me and lined himself up with my slick entrance. I screamed as he forced himself inside of me in one quick motion, almost effortlessly as I was so ready.
“Ohh fuck.” He moaned as he stilled, waiting for me to accommodate the rest of him. I was crying and whimpering louder now. He was impossibly big as he split me in half, and it hurt as much as it felt good.
“I know. I know. I’m so big.” He whispered mockingly into my ear as my whimpers turned to moans, and he started rocking his hips into me. “You’ll have no trouble pushing this baby out once I get done with you, Sweetheart.”
I screamed. He wasn’t Travis, and he wasn’t the father of my baby, making this all the more twisted.
“Don’t cry pretty girl. You want this. The grass wants this.” His hands explored my body as he sped up the pace of his hips meeting mine. The pain was giving way to pleasure.
“Get off of me.” I said one last time while looking up at him. I didn’t sound very convincing. Ross’ gaze hadn’t left me this entire time, watching as my body moved with his. His eyes seemed to light up with fiery arousal at my pleas.
“Feel it, Darlin’. Let yourself feel it.”
“Nooo,” I screamed again, but felt a familiar burning inside my core as my orgasm built.
“Yes that’s it. I can feel how much you love this. Can you feel how much the grass loves this?”
With my release climbing, the grass had stood taller, and seemed to chant like a low chorus. I could suddenly feel a million eyes on me. They were watching and began to vibrate and pulse with our bodies. Their music rose from the low chant to a higher pitched song. Their voices seemed to build in time with my body. I moaned and writhed, urging myself not to come on my rapist’s cock, as he watched on in complete bliss.
“They’re all watching you. Come, and let us fertilize the grass,” Ross said through labored breaths. He was getting close too, as his movements were becoming sloppily love drunk. “Come on my cock, Darlin’.”
The last part came out as a growl as his big, strong hands wrapped around my throat, effectively cutting off my breathing. His muscles flexed as he did, and that was all it took for my pathetic cunt to begin spasming around his insanely large cock. The sounds I made in the process were as inhuman as the grass chorus. Their sound had risen and reached a crescendo.
Then it was like the earth stood still for a second, and it was beautiful. A single tear rolled down my cheek as his hands suddenly crushed my windpipe. My eyes went wide, and he smiled that wicked smile and came inside of me with one last thrust.
I was dead in an instant, but he stayed there a while longer just stroking my hair. I was his eternally. I would soon return from the grass I died in. And he would be ready for me again.
TAGLIST: @sthefany16
I will write more Patrick Wilson character x reader smut. I’ve always loved him in Insidious and the Conjuring, and I just recently watched the Watchmen and boy do I have ideas.
i’m going FERAL. made this while listening to yayo. i need joel so badly it hurts.
No seriously. He is all I've been thinking about.
Kinda spoilers for nezha 2 but gawdamn was Ao Bing's dad hot as fuck as a human.
When (or if) I'm finished with my Mydei post, I'm fucking writing about Ao Guang (probably, who tf knows what my brain does) because this son of a gun can't pass up on a hot dilf.
But fr tho the movie was fantastic, Nezha is such a funny little prick and Ao Bing is just the cutest.
Raw raw raw, or whatever lady gaga said.
LOOK AT HIMMMMMMMMMM
Also, can't believe I'm actually reading fics in my mother's tongue on ao3, but at this point I'm desperate for content and the CN writers are just *mwah* chefs kisses, Michelin star level stuff.
my baby daddy is so fine 😔
YES DADDY TOJI !!!!!!
LICK ME !!!!!! BITE ME !!!!! POUND ME WITH YOUR STICK !!!!!!!
BREED ME LETS MAKE A 2ND MEGUMI