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*The Pines Family (and Bill) are gathered together in the Mystery Shack's living room as Mabel attempts to teach a lesson about ethics using the infamous trolley problem. Bill is fixated on doodling on the paper he's holding*
Mabel: "Bill. You've been quiet. What do you think about this?"
Handyman Bill: "Well, obviously the dilemma is clear: How do you kill all six people?"
*He turns the paper he was drawing on around, so that the Pines can see it properly. It's a vivid depiction of bloodshed and massacre utilizing creative methods that only a psychopath could think of...which he is. Sparkly, red glitter is glued on to color and illustrate the blood rushing from the victims' wounds*
Bill: "Well, I would dangle a sharp blade out of a window to slice the neck of the guy on the other track as we swoosh our five main guys."
*He looks around expectantly only to be met with tired expressions, too used to this kind of mayhem*
Bill: "Oh... I did the thing again, didn't I?"
Mabel: "Yeah. Ten more more, buddy."
*She flips around the blackboard she had borrowed from Ford to use for her lesson to reveal hundreds of "People=Good" messages scribbled on the other side in chalk*
Bill: "People. Good. People... Why is that so hard to remember? "
(The "Handyman Bill AU" was created by @/LosanPostle and @/waty_mot on Twitter)
(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "The Trolley Problem" of the series "The Good Place".)
Power Restricted
(Part 11)
Here’s them with their tits out because I hit 30k on twitter… enjoy
Part 1
Pssh, and y’all thought he was dead.
@handymanbill's au really has me by the throat rn and i really wanted to test out a new brush set i got. decided to give him a lil cap because the top hat wouldn't cooperate with me tonight
@handymanbill's au really has me by the throat rn and i really wanted to test out a new brush set i got. decided to give him a lil cap because the top hat wouldn't cooperate with me tonight
Sudden reminder...
Depressive Bill Made me do it.
PART 2!!! :
So.... remember this scene from The mini golf episode with Stan and Soos?
What about Handyman!Bill and Ford?
For some reason they were stuck together, waiting for the kids in the car.
Bill is trying his best. Is it working? Well....
- Well. A new year has arrived and I wish things get better for us. Alright. What do you say? No more Chaos this year?
- N-No more chaos this year I guess!
Everything go wrong D:
The ibispaint logo 😭
Soy pobre 😔
Who's the one in the red tie?
Reunion time!:D
Sp00py Month 👻🎃👻
This art of mine is Inspired by @handymanbill
Posting this before I sleep goodnight folks
I think I did better
I clearly don't know how to choke the handyman triangle
I clearly don't know how to choke the handyman triangle
I squealed like an ugly bird
cringefail old men @handymanbill
Bill post
The pyramid Steve here is it the same one from the steve was there au (sadly, I drew him before I saw it:(()
I had fun drawing all of your guys’ bills! :D
Credits from top left to bottom right:
Blind bill by @localcanadiancreature62
Un bob word puzzle (Benjamin word puzzle) and bob word puzzle (un Bill Cipher) by Jalenstarrsmore on YouTube
Toon-like Bill by DECIPHERISM on on Twitter/X
Will Cipher design by @auminii
Bill Cipher By Alex Hirsch (with slight changes to the design by me)
Deity Bill Cipher by @fazfuri
Nightmare Bill Cipher by Alex Hirsch
Unnamed Bill by me/ @wind-tail (based off of my human design)
Lynx Bill Cipher by me / @wind-tail
Mr. Bill Pines by @honeqq
Will Cipher by the fandom (can’t find the og creator)
Kill Cipher by Buryooo (ignore the credits on the physical art)
Theraprisim Bill from The Book of Bill
Handyman Bill Cipher by @handymanbill
Cat bill by me/ @wind-tail
Fox Bill by @wolfythewitch
Pyramid Steve has no creator, as far as I could tell (possibly also Alex?)
And lastly, Simple bill, by @orxinus
I forgot to post it here
Twitter ate it up I hope tumblr likes it too
yeah no, this is what bill looks like. 1000%
he is a gross greasy acne ridden nerd.
this is fucking canon
changed my human bill design a little
tried to make him appear annoying and gross to fit his voice!
(the hc about burnt hands is not mine! saw it on tiktok maybe a month ago?? cant remember whos it was)
Meet up (but colored!!)
IB:@vio-vigilant there art is so scrumptious go check them out! also love the bill Pines au (@honeqq) and handyman au (@handymanbill)
meet up
IB:@vio-vigilant there art is so scrumptious
should I color this?
My attempt at handyman bill au
DAY 12. ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
DAY 13. THE ORACLE
day 13 had me a little stumped considering ive never drawn the oracle and dont think about her often but yk, i tried! no bill in sight for day 13 but he gets every other day so it's fine
