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new meme template of my cat do with it what you will
Her name is Stellaluna be kind to her
March Eri....dan..?
MARCH VERMAY!!!
Ok, so just imagine. Batmans' not a human, but he doesn't know, ok, wait, hear me out. So, this came from every time I saw an ambigious and cryptid blob batman. I was thinking, wouldn't it be funny if batman. Instead of being human and being mistook for a crytid, what if he was actually a crytid. Just a thought I had. You can interpret this anyway you want. I don't actually have any idea what the specifics would be.
Snart : Barry?
Barry : What?
Snart : Where is my cold gun??
Barry : What?
Snart : Where. Is. My. Cold. Gun.
Barry : I, huuunn... I put it away.
Snart : I NEED IT!!
Barry : OH NO. don't even think about going playing superheroes trough time! WE'VE BEEN PLANING THIS EVENING FOR TWO MONTHS
Snart : THE LEGEND ARE IN DANGER!
Barry : MY SEX LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!
Snart : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COLD GUN IS RED. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD YOU WANTED SO MUCH!
Barry : GREATER GOOD?!?!? I. AM. YOUR. HUSBAND. THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA DO IS BEING WITH ME THIS EVENING!!!
California Gurls by Katy Perry
but it’s Hot Girl Beach
ft Philza as Snoop Dog.
Y'all you'll never believe what I saw-
A flock of FlaMINHOs
Heh..... Get it?
No?
I'll stop now
Does anyone have an Ibuprofen? I have a headache-
The second one sparks something
Go check out the fic, it’s heart wrenching
I don't play Tony Hawk because I'm a skater boy, I'm a skater boy because I play Tony Hawk (I grab my skateboard knowing I'm going to break my nose and cry about it for the rest of the day) HELL YEAHHH
Tim, slightly drunk: I told you all that I lost my spleen, but I actually know exactly where it is, because Ra’s keeps it in a jar on his bedside table.
Jason, also drunk: THATS WHAT THAT IS?!?!
Tim: you’ve seen it? HOW HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!
Jason: I had to take Damian to visit Talia at the league!
Tim: AND YOU ENDED UP IN RA’S BEDROOM?
Jason: every time I go there I put an assortment of miscellaneous vegetables in his bedding to convince him he’s going insane.
Tim:
Tim: that’s actually kinda cool.
Jason: it’s the only thing that makes escourting the kid back and forth worth it.
Damian, twelve, Tim and Jason’s designated driver of the evening: I swear mother has assigned you to me like some sort of service dog, Todd.
Jason, nodding: or personal uber.
Tim: come to think of it I have seen you lay your head on him whenever you think he’s anxious-
Jason: HE SAYS IT HELPS-!
Damian: -fucking stay out of it, Drake!
Tim: aight damn
Behold Philza Pinecraft
I had a vision
Me and my bad electric callboy memes against the world
Avengers AU crack headcanon/scenario:
Steve decides to start incorporating team building exercises, with the real problems being Pietro and Wanda’s trust in Stark and the mutual trust between Loki and Thor. (As well as Loki and everyone else, except Peter P.) However, Peter decides to suggest another way of doing things after noticing everyone’s starting to get really bored of the old methods from Steve’s era, as well as many of them getting into fights during the exercises.
So Peter decides to suggest to Steve that they do something else, at least every other time they do these exercises. The suggestion is a bit strange to Steve at first, but after encouragement from an eavesdropping Sam, they decide to go through with it.
Next thing the public knows, word goes out that the Avengers have a YouTube channel. Sure enough, a channel featuring everyone doing miscellaneous tasks and challenges could be found.
Most of the team were hesitant about it at first, that is until some of them started getting fanmail and gifts sent to the tower. Tony gets letters from people who look up to him, Bruce gets letters from people giving advice on how to keep calm and empathizing with him in some cases, Loki even gets a few letters from people about how ever since he became an Avenger he’s become their hero, etc.
They basically end up becoming internet personalities by accident, and their team building goes from rocky and hating being on camera, to suddenly becoming more of a team and gaining trust with one another subconsciously while being preoccupied in trying to entertain the audience/fans.
-And that’s how the Avengers crew ended up getting into social media.
It basically ends up being like ten minute power hour, lol.
Inukashi: *can't find Nezumi in a crowd* Inukashi: Hold on Inukashi: *cups hands* TO BE OR NOT TO BE, THAT IS THE QUESTION Nezumi, from across the city: WHETHER 'TIS BE NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE- Inukashi: Found him
You know that feeling you get when you unfollow someone that you really like and then got the ick from ONE-just one-post?
How tf do you make it go away😭😭😭😭
It's not like I hate them,but for some reason I can't stand seeing their posts,it makes me want to draw a picture and then read angsty fics written by my favourite author.