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Incorrect Cod Quotes - Blog Posts
Soap: Should I.
Gaz: If you have a death wish
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Soap: I’m jealous of your heart
Ghost: Why.
Soap: Because it’s pumping inside you and I’m not
Gaz: *sighs* warned him-
Ghost: *Blushes* wow- I…
Gaz: OH MY GOD
Ghost dragging Soap by his collar like a wet cat.
Soap: "oi what the fuck!"
Ghost: "you. shut the fuck up."
Soap: "put me down ye big ugly asshole!"
Ghost, holding Soap still, lifting him to be eye level: "I need you to understand with the most painstaking clarity that you are a dumbass."
Soap, still squirming: "Aye alright what about it?"
Ghost: "I can't have that dumbassery getting you killed."
Soap: ...oh...
Soap:"Why is Price beating the shit out of a rookie?"
Ghost:"Oh, he told Roach he'd always be a woman, misgendered him, and then outed him to all the rookies."
Soap, leaning out the door to yell:"CUT OFF HIS DICK!"
Price, yelling back:"ALREADY PLANNING ON IT!"
Price, still kicking the rookie:"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY BOY!!!!"
Soap:"convert. Convert. Convert."
Ghost:"it doesn't matter how many times you say it I'm not converting!"
Soap:"we can't get married then. My ma would never allow it."
Ghost:"and my mum would have a heart attack."
Soap:"but she's already dead! Wanna kill my ma too? Want our kids to have no grandparents?!"
(NOT MINE)
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Bathroom duties got them paying other recruits to do it
Gaz, phone recording, entering Soap's room while he's sleeping: WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!
Soap: ugh, what's going on?
Y/n, sitting up behind him: what the fuck man
Ghost, appearing from under the bedsheets: fuck, what time is it?
Gaz:
Alaria, Ian, Zayfer, and Onyx are all ophelias big brothers
