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Y/N: Zoe always gives Daniel flowers, it would be nice if you did the same.
Zack: Alright.
Zack: *gives Daniel flowers*
Daniel: Thank you, but... why?
Zack: I'm confused as well.
Y/N, Zack, and Jay are sitting on a bench
Daniel: Why do you guys look so sad?
Y/N: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Daniel sits down*
Zack: The bench is freshly painted.
Danny: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Zack: Did Jay say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Danny: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Danny: Alright, listen up, you little shits. Danny: Not you, Jay. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.
Danny: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Jay: Three words. Danny: Danny: Marry me.
Gun: Danny is playing hard to get. Gun: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Gun: I think we should kiss. Danny: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
Vasco: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Jace: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Vasco: ... Vasco: You mean ring bearER, right? Jace: ... Jace: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Jay: I feel like doing something stupid. Danny: I’m stupid, do me.
Zack: Well, Mira and I finally did it! The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* Zack: That's right... We kissed!
Danny: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Zack: What did you do? Danny: Nobody died. Zack: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Zack: How do I deal with my enemies? Danny: Kill them Zack: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Danny: Kill them only a little?
Sammy: Daniel… Danny: Oh no, 'Daniel' in b-flat. Danny: You're disappointed.
Danny, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Eugene. Eugene: How did you do that without turning around? Danny: … To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Sinu: Violence isn't the answer. Sammy: You’re right. Sinu: sighs in relief Sammy: Violence is the question. Sinu: What? Sammy, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Sinu, running after her: NO-
Danny: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Jay:[in jaynese] Hi, I’m ‘things’.
Zack: So are you two dating now? Danny & Jay: Yes. Zack: Why? Danny: I happen to find Jay very appealing. Zack: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Jay.
Zack: Don't stay up all night, Daniel. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
Danny: Would you like something to drink? *He opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper- Eugene: Spiders? Danny: Spiders it is then. Eugene: No, that wasn't- * But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders…*
Danny: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Zack: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Danny:Oh fiddlesticks! Zack: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
Danny: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress. Robin: Robin:...
Vasco: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Zack: You're a hazard to society Danny: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Daniel: If Vasco and I were drowning, who would you save? Zack: You two can’t swim? Daniel: It’s a hypothetical question, Zack! who would you save? Zack: my time and effort. Vasco: 😢
Danny: Well, well, well… if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Danny: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? Zack: Go the fuck to sleep Danny: What gif I don't want to? Zack: Fuck You
Random: I saw the most beautiful woman outside today. Zack: That’s impossible, Mira has been inside with me all day.