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Ranking the Kens in Barbie based on overall ‘kenergy’
1. Ken
- little cowboy hat
- doctor who
- just misses his best friend barbie 🥹
8.5 out of Ken
2. Ken
- less fun lil cowboy hat
- gets to be douche bro president Ken
- related to Chris evans maybe?
- gives Ryan gosling a lil kiss
5 out of Ken
3. Ken
- back flipping Ken
- excellent dancer
- gives serious steal ur girl energy
- possibly the most sexually aggressive of all the Kens (I am referencing his interactions with Ryan Gosling Ken exclusively, the energy was palpable)
- served some mad cunt
9 out of Ken
4. Ken
- possibly my favourite Ken
- always has Ken’s back
- very goofy dancer 💜
- played drums when all the other Ken’s played guitar
- recipient of the holy pimp coat
- almost certainly in love with his best friend Ken
10 out of Ken
5. Ken
- THE Ken
- he’s kenough 🥲
- lost interest in the patriarchy when he found out it wasn’t about horses
- instigated the greatest out of nowhere dance number in a film I’ve ever seen
- buuuuuuuut also enslaved a bunch of women so…
-10 out of Ken (still love him tho)
Anywhere else I'd be a ken
I wonder how the Kiwi lady who makes the Ryan Gosling dish towels is doing? specially with Barbie, now she can add Bandana Ryan to her arsenal of Ryan faces...
(the interview, for yalls viewing pleasure https://youtu.be/PCQeKU1t1do?si=kgHl7Zxd98JnpAHN)
I may never be Kenough, but he is ✨
I'm just Ken~ ✧
Can you feel the ✨Ken-ergy✨?
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Letting behind the romance between this two i LOVE their friendship so much🩷🩷🩷
(ALSO THE NEW MIXTAPE OF PINKPANTHERESS OMG MY EARS ARE BLESSED)
Another Ken edit 🥰
He is one of the reasons why i dont have a bf 🫶🏻🩷🩷🩷
SO TRUE !!!!! , I liked the experience more than the movie, but the entire message that Barbie had been teaching since she was born was distorted and in the end the only thing about Barbie that the movie has is the aesthetics and the name but the true message of the franchise is lost, plus I also feel that they were very unfair to Ken because Barbie would never treat him like that and he has much more personality than being "just her boyfriend."
Another thing, the way in which they exiled Weird Barbie with the others who were the canceled ones, is also something that Barbie would not do because although you know the movies, you will know that Barbie played many characters that were exiled for being "different" and in part I feel that the movie stereotypes Barbie as someone superficial when she has never been, it was a good movie with very good production and I really liked it but I feel that they needed to stick more to what Barbie is, what she has been teaching us and what she really means.
I personally really don’t like the 2023 Barbie movie, there’s a lot of things I didn’t like about it- I’m not a “chick flick” person and it’s very much a chick flick movie, the stupid adult humour, the fact it feels very anti male, the big hype it bought when all of sudden it was “cool” to be a Barbie fan and all fashion went pink even though a lot of these “fans” may not of even thought about Barbie since childhood or even acknowledged her before but their phrase went away as soon as the hype was over, but the worst thing about it for me is the way Barbie treated Ken. I know the joke is “no one has Ken without a Barbie” and “he’s just an accessory” blah blah blah (even though I had two Ken dolls growing up and I loved them) but true Barbie fans who have watched the Barbie movies, Life in the dreamhouse, dreamhouse adventures and grew up with Barbie dolls know he’s much more than that and to me she adores him just as much as he adores her. He’s the perfect boyfriend who dotes on her and does anything for her but she’s equally just as in love with him. If you liked the movie that’s cool but I’d rather forget it exists and focus on my beloved classic Barbie movies 🩷
This charming man 😍❤❤❤
He is so cute , idk why Barbara has to be so oblivious with him 😭😭😭
