Lotr Shitpost - Blog Posts

there is a little voice in my head that occasionally says "my precious" in gollum's voice

aragorn slays (people) (but he is also badass)

do you ever just want to steal shit from the lotr set

legolas is so majestic like pls save some majestic-ness for the rest of us

can aragorn son of arathorn pls just sit down on a couch and NOT BE IN DANGER MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT

legolas needs to teach me how to do my eyebrows

which is worse?

gollum eating a live fish or denethor eating a tomato?

gandalf being done with pippin is so real except i feel like i'm the pippin in most situations

what are people's ACTUAL thoughts on gollum/smeagol bc his backstory is so sad BUT the first part of lotr 3 was ICKYYYY

this is one of those things that should not make me laugh, yet here I am, giggling so much that my stomach hurts.

HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES

Spare tackled. Instantly.

I would never let anyone give me that look 🪦🪦🪦

You look at me like this and we’re both in the lava dude.

sam is better than me because i would've tossed frodo right into the fires of mt. doom if he pulled this shit after all we went through together

Lego legless Legolas

My favourite LotR headcanon is that the existence of hobbits implies the existence of bits, creatures so small they are harder to find than someone wearing the One Ring.

if you ended up on my tumblr, you might like this :

i found the shop on insta (@ / silverdragontees) but they don't have a tumblr (is this proper tumblr etiquette to screen it like this????) either way it's cursed so obviously I ordered one

Rewatching the extended fellowship of the ring compelled me to make this shitpost video of Legolas and Aragorn being besties