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“You’d have what? Disgusted me to death?” “Maybe, but it’s been a long time since I’ve met someone who didn’t know or try to arrest me.” “Why’s everyone calling me little? I’m probably taller than you.”
"It's not Sour Patch Kids it's Tart Valley Children." - My sister
"Are you alright?" "Yeah, I got a playlist for this anyways." - My friends
Out Of Context Science Teacher Quotes
"Yeah, I like it. Burn the monkeys!"
"How yellow is yellow"
"Under the ground there is ground water"
"So I'm gonna take your DNA now"
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I really love this out of context LiL video! Stalary did such a great job!
Things @sketchbook-gal-xe has said in the last few hours.
I just want to fall through the earth' I just want to be a walking face'
I am the one who wins.
I wanna weedcat.
cat stop eating the curtains.
it asked for my e-mail and password, and I started crying.
I'm surprised the tag FUCK Fortnite isn't this popular thing.
Family Discussions-
Me (shows up to my best friends house) : oh no ones here
(proceeds to eat all of their bananas and cleans their kitchen)
An hour later
Best friend: hey I’m back! You didn’t have to clean!
Me: I know I don’t have to do anything! I do what I want!!!
Best friend (walks to the dinning room)
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Best friend: Did you eat all the bananas ?!?!?
Me: I told you I do what I want!!!!
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐬' 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐤.
i have no house and i must moat
When you're husband tries to explain why he hasn't been paying his taxes for 3 years because legally he died 3 years ago
Someone who hasn't seen Ninjago caption this
"I love you guys, but you cannot get that in baking"
So, apparently...
MEXICO?! AM CRYING WHAT?! 😭😭💀💀
More incorrect quotes of the owl house but it's obey me characters.
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Lucifer: Oh a surprising peaceful domestic moment, when will it be ruined-
Mammon: LUCIFERRRR!
Lucifer: There it is.
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Solomon: Sorry MC, these vegetables won't cook themselves, yet.
(pours a potion on the veggies that makes the veggies alive and sentient with legs and arms)
Solomon: alright, everybody into the pot.
Veggies: AHHHHH!!! (Runs away)
Solomon: Why do I always think that will work.
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Belphegor: It's just a fancy way to kiss the emperor's...
MC covering Luke's ears with their hands and intensely looking at Belphegor.
Belphegor: Whatever. I'm just here to pick something up.
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Mammon waking up and realizing that today is a monday
Mammon: NOOOOOOOO! WHYYYYYY! SCHOOOOOOL!
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Lucifer putting MC in charge of the house.
Lucifer (slowly turning into his demon form and speaks in a menacing tone): if you mess up the house, I will never trust you again.
Lucifer: no pressure. BYEEEEE! (And he flies away)
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Lucifer: Facing GROM means facing your worst fear, Asmo, and I don't think MC knows what that means yet.
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Lucifer: Do you think I could pull off red eyeshadow?
Asmodeus: Gurl, you could pull off anything. ✨💅
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MC and Luke babysitting baby Satan after an experiment gone wrong.
MC: Ah, there's only one way out of this.
(MC pulls out a knife)
Luke: Gasp!
MC: Apple slices and storytime!
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Solomon: Oh! Here we go! Luke's squeak of rage!
Luke: (Squealing angrily)
Solomon: HAHAHAHA! Ah. He's like a little tea kettle.
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Diavolo: let's try this. (Brings a toy)
Toy: *squeak squeak*
Diavolo: this is a stress toy. Anytime you feel the urge to cause chaos, just squeeze.
Mammon: *squeezing the toy so hard that it dies and explodes*
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Random and incorrect quotes from the owl house but it's obey me characters instead.
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Mammon: (grabbing MC) you're coming with me.
I need an extra pair of eyes to look out for pickpockets, and an extra pair of hands In case if I wanna pickpocket.
MC and Mammon: pickpocket!
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Mammon (but can be anyone): so, unfortunately for you, my life is pretty great because I'm friends with MC the human.
MC: 🥹
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Mammon with the witches
Mammon: What do you want with me?!
I never actually broke any of your stupid laws!
...
In front of you.
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Mammon: AH HA! Yes! Yes! You cheated! Perfect prince-y Lucifer cheated! Hot dang I love conventions.
Lucifer: I only did that because I knew you will cheat!
Mammon: still cheated! 🥳
Welcome down my level!
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Leviathan going out buying something (so out of character for him)
Levi: I have been very busy.
Satan: yeah. Busy playing Hexes Holdum. (idk what was the name) He's obsessed with it!
Levi: I am not obsessed!
Satan: You're playing it right now!
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Levi: am I winning?
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The casino owner: This is all the trouble you caused when you were here, Mammon.
(slams a huge stack of books and paper that dictates the trouble he caused)
Mammon: Huh.
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Mammon: I thought there would be more.
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Levi/Satan brought Mammon to a convention/book fair.
Mammon: A, eww. B, I'm bored. C, I feel like pickpocketing some dork while they browse.
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Some demon trying to scare and possibly hurt/kill Asmodeus and belphegor.
Asmo: Good entrance but that outfit though. HA!
Belphie: Oh look at those little shoes.
Asmo and Belphie: ✨*chuckle and snickers* ✨
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Leviathan hiding from MC cause he is shy.
Leviathan: Just make me disappear.
Solomon: Well ok, but I got a 60 40 record of making you reappear.
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Oh you mean *points to MC* ah. Nevermind.
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Mammon: Nah. I think I got everything I wanted. (Laying on a pile of gold as everything collapses around him)
Mammon: Yup. Another bright year at the carnival.
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Lucifer: What's the fun of seeing someone getting eaten up by a monster if it's my brothers.
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random shit my friends say unprompted (part 1?)
1) "i want to impregnate at least 50 women in my lifetime" (said by a cisgender straight woman mind you)
2) "you don't get my whimpering audio OR my pencil"
3) "you are interrupting my freedom of thought shut the fuck up"
4) "but mom!! the pipe bomb feels good!!"
Incorrect quotes: 'You two are losers'
Edward: -We should probably stop staring before this gets creepy.
Jonathan: Too late.
*Jervis and Edward look over and see Jonathan on the other end of the table*
Jonathan: You two are losers.
Jervis: Well Then, why do you sit with us?
Jonathan: Because I don't have any friends.
My favorite way to start a conversation is by saying something out of context.
“I broke into a house this morning”
“My dad told me not to stab anyone today”
“Would you like me to tell you about our lord and savior Katy Perry”
“I tried buying a lighter on the way to therapy”
“My dream is to grow a beard”
I'm not afraid of anything. But it. It scares me.
Hey, I can't really sleep right now, so I managed to pump out 2 chapters of my fanfiction. So hear some out of context memes
Death Note Arc's Out of Context
L arc:
Misa arc:
Yotsuba arc:
Mello arc:
Mikami arc:
Near arc:
