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RUDY MY LOVEEE
I'm a Rudy enthusiastic and I just love his pretty face, I could just sit on sit
You were trying your best to focus, really. The mission was important, the tension in the air was thick, but your thoughts kept wandering to him. Rudy.
Every time you looked at him, your heart skipped a beat. Those eyes of his, dark and intense, always seemed to pierce right through you, leaving you breathless. And that jawline? It could cut glass. It was like a work of art, the kind you’d find in a museum. Hell, you could stare at it for hours, tracing the sharp angles with your eyes.
You couldn’t help but blurt it out during a rare quiet moment between missions, your voice dripping with admiration.
"God, Rudy... You’re so fucking pretty."
He raised an eyebrow, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “Is that so, cariño?”
You nodded fervently, your words almost spilling out faster than you could process them. "I mean it. You’re so handsome. It’s insane. I could eat you up."
He chuckled, the sound low and full of amusement. “Careful there, I’m not a snack to be devoured.”
But you couldn’t help it. The way his face looked so perfect, the way his lips curled into that mischievous grin—it drove you crazy. The tension between the two of you had been building for a while now, and you were done pretending it wasn’t there.
“So... what if I did want to eat you up?” You leaned in, voice teasing, your gaze trailing over his face, as if memorizing every detail of it. “Like, all of you... Every inch.”
He looked at you, a spark of heat flickering in his eyes. “Are you sure you’re ready for that, mi amor?”
You smirked back, suddenly daring and bold, the atmosphere shifting from playful to heated in the blink of an eye. “Well... I was thinking something a little more specific.” You leaned in closer, voice dropping to a sultry whisper. “How about I sit on your face? You can taste how much I appreciate that handsome face of yours... What do you think?”
Rudy let out a low, almost animalistic growl, clearly not expecting that. His grip on your waist tightened as he pulled you closer, his lips brushing against your ear as he murmured, “I think that’s a damn good idea.”
My Belcher Siblings Fankid Headcanons
In light of the latest episode of Bob's Burgers. I decided to share my headcanons for my fan children of the Belcher siblings. It's a work in progress, so keep that in mind.
Louise:
I personally don't see her having children of her own. Especially since the only time she said she would have children was to feed them to an albino polar bear. However, I do see as she grows, matures, and takes over her dad's restaurant, I see her becoming a foster parent. She will be inspired by the fact that Bob lost his mother 11 to 13 (his mom passed away 33 years ago and Bob is 44 to 46) and she wants to help troubled kids have a stable home life like she had as long as she's able to. I, unfortunately, don't have any foster children ocs in mind yet. Hopefully, I'll figure it out eventually. I do see Rudy being a foster parent with Louise though whether as platonic friend and roommate or officially married. Gene:
I also don't see them ever having kids either. They rather be the fun aunty uncle (this is the best I got for a gender-neutral term for aunt/uncle, feel free to make suggestions for something better. At the very least Gene might like it because it's funny) or a kid game show host than ever be responsible for their own children. (Also I'm going with the common headcanon that Gene is genderfluid. I don't see them being strict with pronouns but I'm still going by they/them just in case)
Tina:
She would be the only one of the siblings to have biological children. She would be married to Zeke and both would be for having children. Zeke would be all for having a big family, his only caveat would be to not wait too long for siblings because he wouldn't want his kids to go through the same lonely sibling age gap problem he went through (him having a half brother that's 31 years older than him and a stepbrother that 13 years younger than him. The only relative he has that's close to his age would be his cousin Leslie and even then he's at the lowest, 3 years older than him). Tina, however, would originally not want to go too fast in adding siblings because she knows how much of a handful it is from seeing her parents having a child every 2 years 3 times, counting herself.
Life had different plans though and she wouldn't change a thing about it.
Daniel “Dani” Bob Belcher:
He’s this little guy
First born son of Zeke and Tina. He has his dad’s extroversion and optimistic attitude. Meanwhile, He inherited his mom’s creativity and bad vision. As a teenager, he is cursed with being nuts for butts and a goob for boob. Though he’s demiromantic, so while he definitely finds many people attractive, he doesn’t pursue any of them romantically until he realizes he has formed a deep connection of friendship with them. He is extra with his love confessions though and has no shame which can lead to the downfall of many potential romantic relationships because he loves giving his all too fast and too hard. Sometimes his confessions could end friendships he thought he had a deep connection with too because they simply didn’t know what they were getting themselves into. Daniel doesn’t fret about it because he follows the “if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve at my best” motto. He will always have his family and his true friends will always stick by him and that’s good enough for him.
He’s terrible at wrestling but that doesn’t stop him from trying to surprise pounce on his dad. He’s better at writing songs and coming up with crazy, fun ideas to try. He doesn’t intentionally try to do stuff that will get him in trouble, but his creativity just makes him a trouble magnet. He’s not the brightest but his heart is always in the right place.
His main colors are yellow and green.
( His personality type for reference - ENFP 7w6)
Jeffrey “Jeff” Griffin Belcher (Is he named after Tina’s ex-ghost box boyfriend or her body pillow? I’ll never tell! XD)
Second born son by around a 1 year and a half (though it’s rounded out to 2 anyway since he wasn’t born in the same year as his older brother). He has his mother’s monotone introversion as well as creativity and his dad’s love of chaos. He’s not the most sociable and much rather spend his time alone playing video games, making blueprints, and testing out his blueprints. He loves his family though and is a momma’s boy even if he would rather die than admit it. When he’s not doing his own thing, he’s helping his brother behind the scenes with any crazy idea Daniel comes up with. He doesn’t care if it’s a good idea or a bad idea, he’s just along for the ride and eager to see how it ends. He’s completely ace and aro, so he’s not interested in dating like Daniel when he is a teenager, period.
While he has plenty of ideas to cause chaos at the school, he’s also very lazy so he mostly goes along with Daniel and is never the leader of any scheme by choice.
He’s not a super genius but he is the brightest of his siblings, he just lacks motivation. When he’s old enough, he wears contacts because he hates how he looks in his glasses. He doesn’t like the idea of completely fitting into the stereotypical nerd mold especially since his personality already fits the mold.
His main colors are grayish-blue and brown.
( His personality type for reference - INTP 5w4)
Lily Cherylinda Belcher (Yes Tina and Zeke pulled a Renesmee for Lily’s middle name. Just be glad it’s just the middle name XD)
Last born child, firstborn daughter of Tina and Zeke. She’s 4 years younger than Jeff and 6 years younger than Daniel (Tina and Zeke were originally going to stop at 2 but life happened and they decided to see what fate had in store). She has the protective nature of both her parents, Tina’s goody-two-shoes nature, and Zeke’s knack for cooking (not his perfect palette though, that belongs to Jeff much to her disbelief since she knows what he wastes his tastebuds on) Despite being the youngest, she is the most responsible out of her siblings and most of the time tags along simply to protect her brothers and try to stop things from getting too terrible.
She also tries to use her cuteness to try to help them get a lighter sentence after the metaphorical (sometimes literal) smoke clears. She loves reading about/watching romance but seldom partakes in it herself when she’s of age. She’s too timid and uses schoolwork and helping out her family as an excuse for why she’s too busy for crushes.
She’s unapologetically a daddy’s girl and is eager to help in the kitchen when she can. Since she doesn’t have a perfect palette, she treats recipes like religious texts and doesn’t dare try to add anything outside the recipe. Aside from cooking, she loves gardening as well, especially planting pretty flowers.
Out of all the siblings, she is the best candidate to take over Bob’s Burgers after Louise. However, if Lily decides to take over in the future is still up in the air.
Her main colors are pink and purple. She wears an adorable panda hat that her grandma Linda made for her, similar to Louise’s bunny ears. (Something like this https://akiseohats.com/products/spring-panda-bear-fleece-hat (( the pink and white one, though I might do light pink on darker pink instead)))
( Her personality type for reference - ISFJ 9w8)
Anyway, that’s all that I have so far. I definitely left some questions unanswered though. For example, I never said who loved horses and zombies among the siblings. XD
Maybe I’ll elaborate when I actually design them, for now, though this is all I got.
I'm. high as shit and all I can think about is a cuddle pile with all the cod men but. I'm laying on top of each of them. yea.
The potatoes as Phil's osophy quotes
Rudy: marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed
Mini: ...
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Aru: older black ladies make the best iced tea
Aiden: huh?
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Aiden: watch a sunrise atleast once a day.
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Mini: if you ever get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea
Rudy: what's diarrhea?
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Bynne: when life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "whaaat?"
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Aru: you only get one chance at first impressions. I suggest julia child as it is easy to do
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Aru: dance until your feet hurt , sing until your lungs hurt and act until you're will-
Aiden: shah don't you dare.
Aru: act until you're william hurt *evil smirk*
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Mini: success is 1 percent inspiration , 98 percent perspiration and 2 percent attention to detail
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Brynne: the most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you lower your expectations.
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BONUS
Boo: if you love something , set it free , unless it's a tiger.
The wedding
Ship~ AleRudy (Alejandro X Rudy)
Type~ Fluff
Finally, after Years of being friends, years of being war buddies, months of being crushes, finally years of being partners, then weeks of being fiancés. Now Alejandro and Rudy were getting married.
Boy were they both scared, Rudy didn't come out to his family, and they were coming. Thankfully Alejandro's family was welcoming of the two, and they loved Rudy. Alejandro's sibling's loved Rudy, and Rudy loved playing with them.
Rudy was in the dressing room getting ready, with Alejandro's mum helping. Alejandro in his room with his dad.
"Thank you, ma'am, for helping." Rudy said, sitting down at the vanity as the older lady started to do light makeup onto his face. "No problem, dear, and please call me mom."
"How do I look?" Ale said stepping out of the changing divider and showing his dad. "Great, but your tie is messed up." The older man said walking towards his son and fixing the tie.
There was a knock at the door. "Alejandro, you have 5 minutes." Soap said on the other side of the door. "Thanks, I'll be out in a second. You can come in." Soap opened the door enough for him to slip in. "Ready?" Soap said walking over to the two men. "Yes, and no..." "What's the matter?"
"Rudy's family will be here and knowing them they'll most likely be the least supportive and disapprove the marriage." "Well, if they say anything, TF 141 can kick their asses for you." "Thanks, let's get going."
Alejandro stood up, and the three of them left the room. "I'm gunna go check on Rudy, you head out, I'll be there in a sec." Soap said walking the other way. "Alright see ya later."
Soap went off to find Rudy. Once He reached the door, he knocked. "Come in." Soap opened the door, seeing Rudy, in the traditional Bride's dress, but with a white suit shirt and vest onto.
"Bloody hell, you look amazing Rudy." Soap said, jaw still on the floor. "Thanks." Rudy said with his usual smile looking at Soap in the mirror.
"You got about 5 minutes btw." "Great, he should be done is 1." The older lady said, starting Rudy's eyeliner.
"How you feeln' about this?" Soap said sitting on the chair beside Rudy. "I didn't come out about being trans and Gay to my family. So I don't know how they'll react..." "Ya Ale told me about that, but don't worry, me and TF 141 can kick their asses for you guys." Rudy laughed a little, "Thanks, Soap."
Soap stood up and fixed the wrinkles in his suit. "Well, I got to go get in line, see ya soon." "See ya." Soap left the room.
"Don't worry Rudy, even if they don't support you, you still have us, Ale, and those TF141 people. Plus, you're changing your name to Ale's, right?" "Ya." "Done, let's get that dress straightened out and we can go."
Rudy stood up and let the lady straining out the dress. "Ok Dear, your ready let's go." Rudy went out of the room with his husband's mom. They made their way to the sanctuary doors. Alejandro's mom poked her head in to let the guy at the piano to start. "Ready?" The woman said, taking Rudy arm in arm. "Ready."
The door's opened, and everyone stood and watched as Ale's little sister's spread flower pedals everywhere and the two walked down the aisle. Rudy spotted his family; they were sitting in the back. Once they reached the end, Ale's mom let Rudy go as He walked up the small number of steps, to be right in front of Price. Everyone sat down.
Alejandro had slight tear's he was fighting back. "You look amazing." "Thanks, you too." They whispered before Price spoke.
(I can't remember what the guy says so let's skip to the kiss)
"You may now kiss your husband." Alejandro and Rudy closed the gap between them and kissed. What they pulled apart; Alejandro had a huge grin on his face. Everyone stood up again and clapped.
After that, they all headed to the main room to eat and dance. The two newlyweds sat in the middle of a big table, with Ale's Dad, and friends on his side, while Rudy had Ale's mom, Ghost, Soap, and his sister. As they sat there talking, Rudy's family came up. "(Deadname)." Rudy's mother said.
"It's Rudy now." Rudy said looking his mother straight in the eyes. "I-. Rudy, I wanted to congratulate you." Everyone at the table was shocked. "What?" "I'm glad to see you happy. We all were expecting you to come back but when you didn't, we got worried." Rudy got up and walked around the table. "Mom..." The older woman pulled her daughter, no, son, into a tight hug. "I'm sorry I wasn't the best." "It's fine, as long as you changed."
They pulled apart, that's when Rudy noticed his dad. Surprisingly he looked nice, he dressed up for once. "Father." "(D)- Rudy, you look nice." "Thanks." "We're going to eat soon, Rudy. Let's go." Alejandro said somehow already behind Rudy. "Alright Ale, I'll be there in a sec... Hey, have you seen Gaz? he's supposed to be taking photos." "I'll ask Price, But I did see him at the ceremony."
"Alright, the foods coming out, so get in line, (Alejandro's family) first, then TF 141 and friends, finally others get in line, first family. Ale and Rudy walked over to the food table and grabbed plates.
They got their foods and just caned pop. After everyone got their food and sat down. The best man did his toast, and everyone started to eat. Alejandro noticed how Rudy was, and placed his hand on the other's supposed thigh, hard to tell because of the dress. "You ok, cariño?" "Ya, just my parents are never this nice. I'm wondering if Ghost and Soap did or said something to them." Rudy said looking at his lover.
"Ah." After everyone ate and finally, they cut the cake. They Alejandro and Rudy took a fork full of the cake and were blind folded. They both missed eat other's mouth the first time but were able to get it the second time.
Everyone sat back down and enjoyed the cake. After everyone ate. The Dj went to his mic and spoke, "Alright, Rudy and Alejandro, the floor is yours's for your first dance." Alejandro got and held his hand out waiting for Rudy to take it. Rudy took Alejandro's hand and stood up, walking with him to the dancefloor.
As they danced, they spoke quietly to eat other. "How was the food?" "It was amazing." "You'll have to thank mom, she made it, family recipe." "I'm going to have to get it off of her so I can make it for you."
After that dance was done, they finished the other dances and had a free dance. "Ale I'll be back, I'm going to change out of this dress and into the other one." Rude said holding Alejandro's shoulder talking into his ear. "Alright love, want me to help you out of the dress?" "Na, you get to do that later, my sister's going to help me." "Alright."
Rudy left Alejandro and went to find his sister. They headed into Rudy's changing room. Rudy took off the jacket and the shirt that was under it. His sister undid the back zipper and helped him out of the dress. Rudy didn't have time to get top surgery yet, so he was wearing his binder under his dress. "Which one is it?" "Uh... that one." Rudy said grabbing the less puffy version of the dress he was wearing. He put back on the shirt and jacket. They headed out of the room and back with everyone.
"Uncle Rudy, can we go take photos?" One of Alejandro's little sisters said tugging at Rudy's hand. "Sure, want to go find your brother. I'll meet you there." She nodded and ran off to find her brother.
"I'll see you later, thanks for the help." "No problem." Rudy waved by to his sister and went to where they were having funny group photos. Rudy leaned against the wall and went on his phone. "GOT HIM!" The little girl yelled, as she and one of her cousin's dragged and pushed Alejandro to where Rudy was. "Grab a prop and stand in front of the curtain. They all grabbed props, Alehandro picked up his cousin and help her on his hip while Rudy picked up Ale's sister and held her on the opposite hip, so Alehandro and Rudy were in the center and the little girls were on the outside. After the photo's the girls ran back into the party room.
"What's next?" Rudy asked as him and Alejandro sat down on a couch. "I think just some games." "Oh, we have to do the bouquet thing." They got up and went into the main room. Rudy went up to the DJ telling him they were ready for the next even. "Alright, we're going to throw the bouquet." Most of the single or dating women got in a huddle, Hongari and Soap joining in. Rudy climbed up onto the stage and faced away from the people. "I'll give a countdown, and you throw on 3, ready? 1, 2, 3!" Rudy threw the flowers and Soap caught them.
After that, they played a few more games before, it was getting close. Everyone headed outside. They stood on the outside of the sidewalk. The doors opened and out came Rudy and Alejandro hand in hand, with huge smiles on their faces. They headed to the car that was parked at the end of the sidewalk, Alejadro opened the passenger side door for Rudy, and Rudy climbed in. Alejandro got in the driver's side, and as they pulled away, they waved to everyone.
My boy is finally in heaven