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Source: John Mulaney - Blog Posts

5 years ago

Frank Perconte: I am very small.

Frank Perconte: And right now I have no money.

Frank Perconte: So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.


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1 year ago

Kazama: Honestly, when I’m walking down the street no one’s ever like “ Hey, look at that man! “

Kazama: I think they’re just like, “ Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”


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Race: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Romeo: *chugs entire bottle*

Romeo: It’s perfume.


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