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jackass members - date night perfume edition!!

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johnny - something classic, but not too overpowering (although i can see him with a layer of an old-time-cologne, the one with manly man design and a strong pine/aldehyde scent). there's also a very light whiff of tobacco and... do you know how air smells on a hot summer day, behind a gas station, when road dust settles all over your skin, but everything around you blooms, and it's the best day of your life? yeah, that's the one, gasoline, dust and mid-heatwave euphoria.

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steve-o - raw, alive and somewhat hedonistic. i can picture him wearing some heavy perfume (bull's blood on the picture is probably the best example, roses, musk and tobacco), probably overspraying it a bit, who's going to tell him? there is also an undertone of sickly sweet soda that he spilled on himself on his way to you, and faint, but definitely present, hint of the few joints that he carries around in his chest pocket, waiting for the special occasion to light them up (preferably with you).

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chris - rules and playing it safe? they are not in this guy's vocabulary! chris has his favorite signature scent (probably something unisex, maybe even more female-leaning) that comes with him everywhere. it's a complicated (maybe even too strong for some) combination of vetiver, ylang-ylang and patchouli. he loves green scents that make him smell like a deep breath after summer rain.

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bam - we're definitely getting something edgy here. incense, amber, smoke, just imagine a burning haunted house and there he is. ash, burnt match, leather and dried flowers. gothic, dark and alluring, like a late night cemetery walk. he will probably keep a flask of his favorite perfume in his pocket and respray every time he goes to the bathroom/you leave the room - you have to keep up your vampiric charm!

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they just randomly decided to hit the 2012 indie summer arthouse coming of age movie and I couldn't love them more for that

love is patient; love is kind and envies no one.

love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude.

it does not insist on its own way.

it does not take offense;

nor does it keep a record of wrongs.

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Sooo sorry that last fic took so long to come out!! Havent had a lot of motivation recently but im trying to power through!!

just incase anyone was wondering, I currently have two steve-o fics and one bam fic otw!! :)

keep a lookout for bam smut ;)

I still have no asks PLEAAAASE give me ideas for bam and steve-o pls I beg

HIIIII so ive had an abnormal amount of motivation recently, and that's come because of the jackass show and movies.

SO naturally, I want to write.

PLEASE. I need asks. so bad.

I have a prompt list, list of who i write for right now is in the tags, i dont know if anon is available because im on mobile so i apologize for that

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hey!! I'm chaos, and I read and write fanfiction! :) The only problem is,, I have no idea what to write! send in asks and I'll write it!!!!

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I write for female readers and sometimes gender neutral and I try to be as inclusive as possible! as of now, I only write headcannons because I'm not very confident in my writing right now

none of my works will be exclusively for male or black readers because I dont feel id do it justice, and I dont want to write on what I haven't experienced, but gender neutral fics have no indication of gender or sex unless mentioned before the fic starts that its afab reader, and I dont describe the readers appearance unless its requested.

my writings are typically second person, sometimes third person and rarely first person.

list of who I write for is in the tags :) constantly updating, as my preferences are always changing lol

my current favorite to write for is bam margera!!!

If you ask me to write for someone I'm not comfortable with, I'll let you know and add that person to my list of people I dont write for, but I currently dont have a list because I'm not sure who I dont want to write for

I dont write about noncon

I dont write about incest

I dont write about suicide or sad topics cause this is a happy place! but I love angst

no smut involving minors unless they're aged up

no mentions of eds or sh

I USUALLY ONLY WRITE FOR FEM READERS WHEN IT COMES TO FEMALE CHARACTERS. it's just a preference of mine. if I'm feeling like it should be gn reader, then it will be.

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