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Me at 3:00am: *sobbing* my friends are all so sexy and beautiful and they refuse to believe how amazing they are they’re literally everything they’re there when my parents aren’t I love them all so much
Me the next morning: Hello you worthless motherfuckers I’m here to annoy you
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia as textposts part 1
It’s 4am I’m bored and feeling feral so here’s a conversation I had with my friend the other day that haunts me
Me every time there's a problem on belobog: It's probably Sampo's fault
I am in love with these
I kind of want to go through and draw as many BSD characters as I can (and try to get them all) before I forget or get bored
I might forget before I even start though I’m away from home and I don’t have my drawing tablet 😂
I got bored working on a ceramics project, so I walked in while my sister was in a video call, handed her a butt I made out of clay, then walked out again without saying a word xD
Me: Hey how about we try to make some art today?
My brain:
DRINK ICE COFY
PANIK ATAK
so embarrassing to have a favorite character honestly. like yes that's my specialest guy 🙄 yes i have 200 photos of him saved 😑 if i don't look at him or hear him talk every 2 minutes i'll start killing the hostages 😕 i think about him every day. because he's my favorite. whatever
Dick now the same age Bruce was when he was adopted, now executing 20 perfect backflips in a row:
Jason, 6 years younger than him with actual magic unable to stand up without joint pain: …what the fuck
Bruce: mhm
Jason: this is so unfair
Bruce: finally we agree on something my boy
Jason tearing up: shut the fuck up
Dick on his hands:
Alfred, grabbing an ice pack: "Honestly Master Bruce, what were you thinking trying to keep up with a ten year old?"
Battinson, impatiently batting away the icepack: "Alfred I'm in my prime--" *all joints crack as he stands up*
Dick, completer of ten back flips in a row: "That didn't sound good."
No seriously why is ford all over Tumblr.
in a polyamorous relationship with the oxford comma and the em dash
I am the dumbest person i have ever met. For real.
Accidentally i ended up in a polygamous relationship. You're sure to wonder how that works. Very easily. First i was in a relationship with my little crush. Had argued. Didn't know what i was about. He had not answered for several months. I've heard that he has a new girlfriend. I thought, good ok. Some time later i started to build a relationship with my big crush. Then he answered again. It was not over by his side. That with the new girlfriend was not true. Now I feel bad. The two are also friends. I'm lucky they do not talk about this. On the one hand, i don't want to break the heart of the one. On the other hand, i don't want to break that with the other one before it starts. I've been thinking about a polygamous relationship before. But they wouldn't have agreed to that because they didn't understand it and didn't want to understand it. I want to be honest with them. But how? I wouldn't only lose a partner but also a friend. Both mean so much to me and i've known them for a long time. What shall i do now? Sry this will be the first testpost of mine 😅
2024 is the year where everyone relearns that shadow the hedgehog is cool as hell
wheres that posts thats like "its so embarassing when you find a character thats exactly your type. no ones gonna be surprised this is your new Top Guy." cause this fucker has plagued my thoughts for like a week now and its already got us a reputation for being The Sonic Fan
Hello, Video Game Youtuber. Despite being a "lore expert," you appear to have not noticed that the main character of the game you love uses they/them pronouns. You have 30 minutes to speedrun editing the correct pronouns into all your videos or I will detonate the bombs planted inside your gaming PC, killing you instantly
why do I keep having dreams about Noelle. are you trying to reach out to me
me but with bird folk
I am freed of all worldly desire. I now desire only the unworldly. which is to say the elves.
if you change your gender on the exact frame someone misgenders you, you'll perform a perfect parry and they will become transgender
Yeah it helps
every member of the fun gang is trans hope this helps !!
Majora's Mask Textposts of the highest caliber
Adhd culture is closing app #1 to find something on app #2 then dinking around until you forget about what you were looking for then going back to app#1 to try and trigger your memory as to why the hell you left in the first place
I like to think that Nico believes she's the least annoying person alive, and it's everyone else who's annoying.
Kai: I’m in lov…
Kai: Lov…
Kai: I have feelin….
Nya: It’s okay, take your time.
Kai: …Jay.