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Dedicated to all the curvy Megatrons out there. I spent 24 hours over 5 days making this nonsense... *deep breath* he's so damn THICC I can't!!
Anyways... hopefully you guys get some amusement out of this too. Tag a Megan fan ❤️
//♡// She has an appreciation for his curvature...
-> Enjoy this stupid thing that I made.
Doesn't this just feel exactly like something Charles would do.
"OH MY GOD JAKE there were these girls and they were SO COOL!" "Did I tell you about the time we used our mouths to-" "Charles we know." "One of them slapped me and I think I died and went to heaven."
do I think these dgm characters would survive the wilderness (barring immortality lmao)
Allen: of course. I’m almost sure he’s had to do it before (cross *cough cough*)
Link: no? The streets sure, but the true wilderness? Probably not, unless the crows get that kind of training
Kanda: no. He’ll survive a fight, but he’s not going to be able to scavenge or he’ll eat something poisonous lmao. If the order had wilderness survival training, he probably did everything wrong on purpose
Lenalee: no. She’ll also survive a fight, but she doesn’t strike me as someone who was taught those skills. If anything, I think the order would have intentionally kept her vulnerable in that way to further prevent any running
Lavi: probably. The bookman clan has to have training for that.
Miranda: FUCK no lmao (I’m so sorry, my love)
Alistar: Nope
Timothy: no, sadly. Any education he was given on the subject went in one ear and out the other.
Cross: Yes.
Mother: Yes, she gives old woman who mysteriously survives everything vibes
Klaud: yes… even though she seems like a lady accustomed to finer things
Tiedoll: no… maybe? He seems like a prepared man.
Road: yes. She’s older than she looks, and I think she figured it out because she was bored.
Tyki: yeah, but not because of any actual skill. He survives as a comedy gag.
Sheryl: no, richboy
Apocryphos: unfortunately, yes.
the Earl/Adam: yes. That is one OLD motherfucker.
Mana (no, I’m not explaining): he’s either like Tyki or he absolutely thrives. You go looking for him, and you find him with a fully functional cabin and a garden. It’s been only two days. He didn’t make either, nor did he find them.
Neah: I feel like the answer is no.