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the Vee's with an acrobatic person
summary: What the Vee's do, think, see with an acrobatic person on the V team
GN!Reader, this was thought out to be platonic
Word count: 1,162
warnings: Val, a bit suggestive (?), Val grabbing/touching you, mentions of Vals work, mostly just Val
Vox
it's definitely new. he's not used to walking into a person on the floor in a handstand and the splits, or hanging from the ceiling. you can do some interesting stuff, he's kind freaked out but finds it quite intriguing. Can get how some people are practically hypnotized by it, and that also plays in how you got in the team.
He saw one of your shows or something of you and got interested, and when he asked Velvette who you were, he found out you were quite popular, and powerful. He looked through his cameras and while he was stalking you, he found out more about you, and decided that if he could get the other Vee's on it, you could be a part of their team
when you first got used to working with the vee's it was weird, y'all are all different. Vox got used to you relatively quickly, and he would come visit you sometimes, mostly because of work and making sure you aren't doing things he doesn't want you too of course, but mostly using his cameras for that.
he probably thinks it hurts you most of the time, when you're stretching your body out and stuff, and thinks you're going to fall from the fabric you hang on. When he does think that he doesn't do anything about it, he just kind of looks away when your stretching, but if you're on the fabric he watches just to see if you fall. when and if you do fall, he will definitely laugh at you and probably won't ask if you're okay, most likely just going back to whatever he was saying after a bit.
if you walk around like on your hands and do tricks and stuff he finds it entertaining just to watch and go by, but tells you not to do it when important things are happening because of the image. mostly ignores you other than when he needs to.
Valentino
He's pretty used to it, he sees flexible people all day. Not all of them are like you though, that's why he likes you, and finds you interesting and a bit of a new thing to play with. So when he finds you doing your acrobatic stuff, he likes it and always watches it. You basically hypnotize him with it. Once he knew you a bit, he really wanted you on the team.
He was listening to Vox and Vel talking about you, and Vel showing photos of you. He wanted to be a part of this too, and see what got them so interested in someone like you. Once he saw the clips and photos he was interested too, very interested. He even asked one of his assistants to look you up to see if you have ever done something like he does, even if you haven't, he's still going to show you too it and offer you a job. he would be a fool not to try to get you in this business.
At first he was being chill about it, still talking to you and getting in your space but, not doing anything too weird, at least not for a bit. He got used to you quickly and showed you around his studio, and some of his sets. He also told you to come watch as he directed, he would keep asking you to come with him. He also wanted to show you off a bit, show how flexible and nice, and cute you are. After a while of that he asked you to go onto one of the sets, and then to work for him, and tried to persuade you that it would be good for you and the Vee's.
He finds it attractive when you stretch or hang and spin and stuff like that, and thinks you would be good on a pole... He likes watching you do your thing, sometimes filming you, but mostly just thinks that you would be a wonderful asset to his business, and to him. He really wants to get his hands on you to be honest, and he will sometimes grab you and touch your hips and stuff. If/when you get hurt or fall or something he immediately goes over to you and acts all sweet. if he's mad at you though he will just ignore you not even looking when you do something.
Likes when you walk around and do tricks, gives his day a bit of funniness in a way, and obviously he likes to show you off. He doesn't like it when you are doing something like that while he's trying to be serious. He does think you're good for his image though.
Velvette
She enjoys something new every once in a while, she likes the new thing that you bring to the group, and likes walking in on you doing your stuff, and the show you always put on. Whether you know it or not she loves that you joined the group. and is kind of hypnotized herself with it, at least she gives you more attention than the other Vee's.
When Vox asked who you were, she looked you up and was surprised at how popular you were and how good you were. And even looked you up after he told her too, also might've made a post or more about you. She also was pretty much stalking your account. When her and Vox were talking about it, she was pretty happy thinking about you joining the team.
She was used to you quicky, mostly because she's like that with really everyone. First thing she did was take you to her studio and pick you out an outfit. After that she showed you around and told you how she wanted things. She would visit you often, mostly to gossip and talk about drama and things.
She thinks what you do is actually quite impressive. She watches you from her phone, so shell look every few minutes. Most likely also taking photos of you too. She likes just seeing you do it, and it gets her views. She does think it hurts sometimes but doesn't question it. when you're hanging on the fabric she waits to hear if you fall, and when/if you do, she just looks up and if she sees that you might be hurt see might ask if she's feeling nice. If she's mad at you she won't acknowledge you at all, or will laugh at you.
If you do go walking around doing your tricks, she just films you and look at you for a second. She does like that she basically just has a way to get more likes in the moment, she doesn't mind usually, but when she wants you to not do it is mostly when she's mad and trying to be serious. Also finds it a bit funny how you just go around like that.
Extra: Velvette was designing outfits for you, but she didn't take into account that you need them to be flexible. that might be a change, but nothing she can't handle of course.
Hopefully I didn't miss anything I needed to add but tell me if I did (like tags) Also, Vel's part came to me easier than Vox or Val for some reason...
I still love this so much š
Best animation that gets me chuckling of 2024
Vox watching the final fight like it was a sports game was so funny, so I did something. It reminded me of a video that went viral over here (Argentina) like 10 years ago, of a fan watching a soccer match; the audio is from that video. Here's the whole thing
āAfter he finished the reprogramming, Alastor used his magic to embed a single, unbreakable thread into Vox's heart as a permanent mark of ownership. Valentino and Velvette demanded that the engineering team tasked with repairing Vox remove it, but they were unable to, no matter what they tried. They were able to determine that it was purely cosmetic and wasn't affecting Vox in any way (physically or psychologically), so they had no choice but to give up and leave it be. Until the day Vox departs Hell for good, that thread remains inside his chest.ā
[Quote from @redladydeath for their wonderful (and incredibly dark) RAM AU at @randomly--accessed--memories, Please check them out!!!]
Extras Below!:
And hereās RAM Tablet Velvette because why not?Ā
(Inspired by @redladydeath's wonderful (and incredibly dark) RAM AU at @randomly--accessed--memories!!! Please check them out!!!)
Alternates Below!:
Transparent Versions!:
Tablet Velvette Edit (Velvetteās swapped with Vox)
I also made versions with more neon pink, I donāt think I like them:
They kinda make my eyes hurt.
(Inspired by @redladydeath's wonderful (and incredibly dark) RAM AU at @randomly--accessed--memories!!! Please check them out!!!)
RAM Velvette Edit
(Inspired by @redladydeath's wonderful (and incredibly dark) RAM AU at @randomly--accessed--memories!!! Please check them out!!!)
Extras Below!:
On a less serious note, Vox is an unrepentant simp and when all of Hell finds out Alastor was Eve, he is practically foaming at the mouth.
Vox, ecstatic: To think Alastor was the first woman! The mother of all humanity!
Valentino, teasing: To think Vox has a mommy kink.
Velvette, done with both of them: Says the man writing a B-movie script about Eve right now.
Eve Reincarnation!AU
*He/she/they pronouns for Eve
Eve was bored. Heaven's wonders could only entertain her for so long. And she was sick of the pity and condescension.
For all that Lucifer was damned to the hell he created for his actions, he at least had Lilith with him to bare the burden.
She was not so lucky. Adam would sooner die a second death than take accountability. And the angels regarded her alone with mixed pity and suspicion.
Adam thrived in heaven, but it stifled her like nothing else. Eternal peace was stagnant; she missed Earth and eagerly watched the planet and her descendents antics with curiosity.
It was her who first put forth the idea of reincarnation. But Sera, bewildered by her desire to leave heaven and wary of having her alive after her first fuckup (honestly, eat one fruit and they never let you forget it!), dismissed her.
It was just her luck that Adam, who ran his mouth faster than his brain could keep up, bragged about getting the Seraphim to agree to his yearly hell extermination where her request had been rejected.
And wasn't it just grand that it was supposed to be a secret? Wouldn't it be a shame for that to get out, right, Sera?
Her reincarnation request was approved. She was the first and only soul to be granted this. Per her request, heaven would be barred from viewing or interfering with her new life.
And it was wonderful! They had a new life, a new name, a new gender! And no one to hold them back and say 'remember the apple, Eve?'
Then they died. And back to heaven they went, unknowing of their past life as Eve. Until Sera accousted them before they'd even made it through the gate.
Sera conjured a glowing white apple and offered it to them. Their curiosity had followed them to this next life so they accepted and the Seraphim smiled sardonically and said, 'Welcome back Eve.'
But they. weren't. EVE! Not anymore. Or at least they were not JUST eve.
But being the only soul to reincarnate, the angels just didn't understand that. Nor would Sera care to, she allowed Adam and Eve's requests only if she could ignore the consequences.
The human who once was Eve, decided to reincarnate again. Anything to escape their dreary eternity in heaven.
And then he died. And Sera offered him the apple, said, 'Welcome back Eve' and on and on the cycle continued.
He tried to lead his next few lifetimes into sin, maybe in hell they'd get at least some of the excitement she'd loved from Earth.
She had no clue how she kept getting into heaven. Over the course of several different lives, they'd committed all sorts of sins. And yet it never stuck.
So they struck a deal, and in his next life, she finally got what she'd been craving.
Eternal Entertainment.
Welcome to hell, Alastor.
lmao it would be perfect
Vox would just probs straight up die if all electricity got turned off like depending on his battery life i give him 1 to 2 hours
Velvette would CRUMBLE like shes the social media overlord she'd either get sent into a blind rage (prob killing like minimum one person) or like she'd have a mental breakdown cause like social media is the way she has power in this case and the vees seem to have a power that all involve mind control of sorts (Vox his eye Valentino his saliva) so maybe hers is connected to social media? And taking a hit like that power wise would obviously not be great (I mean there is a third option that she'll be upset but not more butshed still go crazy cause without Vox she has to deal with Valentino)
And Valentinos an adult baby who needs Vox to take care of him... I give him 1 day max
It would be so easy to get rid of the Vee's just turn off the electricity
Sheās so fun to draw. I love her design
Forgot to post my redesigns for AU 3 Vees. Valentino with no shades bellow the cut.
velvette doesn't seem like a big fan of huskerdust
Velvette's whole personality is just being a brat with an attitude, yet she's my second favourite character in Hazbin out of all of these amazing relatable and developed characters.
What does it say about me
Being in the Hell-verse fandom is like
Oh why is this character my favourite?
It's because we have similar trauma and I relate to that character deeply I feel so much pain and emotions through them they describe my trauma perfectly.
And why is this other character also in my top favourite characters?
Because they're a cool ass bad bitch, I like them.
Spooktober Day 30 (Late)
Sorry this was late
Fell asleep waiting for Jared's submission and he didn't even have one
Anyway
Possessed Hazbin Hotel
Mine:
Different aus where Alastor manipulates a character into making a deal with him that gives him like partial possession of their body
Charlie: He made the deal to help her hotel grow and ended up using her to overthrow her dad and rule over hell
Angel Dust: He made a deal with Angel to help him escape Val and helped Angel fight back against Val....and then cannibalize him and everyone else in the studio
Sir Pentious: Alastor promised that he'd help Pentious get on the Vees level and use Pentious's machines to destroy hell and even killed Cherri Bomb
Vox: After a battle Alastor offered a deal to "help" Vox and used him to take out the other Vees and brainwash all of Hell
And finally zombie Cuphead:
Similar to the bad ending They become like zombies but instead of organs they eat souls
Ok then bye
My dark secret is dat I love hazbin hotel.... especially these dudes..........
ive been doing alot of velvette art so i thought id post at least one
Here is a little vid I made bc I was bored and I'm trying to make edits and things like this, yet I obviously don't know a lot so... Yeah, that. I have more in my gallery bc I was bored and I don't have where to upload them.
If it has bad quality, I'm so sorry-š
I used the tiktok form bc I was thinking about uploading it in tiktok, yet I don't really use it so I'll just upload it here and if I find an app then I'll go there and upload my vids-
First of all, I don't want to shame anyone for liking any of these characters. Hell, I even do myself! This is not a personal attack on people who don't see any problems with themājust my personal opinion!
Let's talk about vees. Yeah, these vees we ALL LOVE: Valentino, Vox, and Velvette, respectively. Our beloved pron industry, television, and fashion industry, which are supposed to represent countless problems and crimes that people who set up this system commit. Let's see how, in my subjective, biased opinion, these three handle this task.
Vox is... huh, Tumblr sggxy man... yeah... he's got a beef with Alastor... hmm, did I mention he's sggxy? So yeah, that's definitely a character that exist. He fucks with Val a lot, but if his head wasnāt a literal TV, I don't think it would be that easy to figure out that he is THE television as a whole. He looks more like a random television host who really hates radio... or really wants Alastor. It's up to the free interpretation of the viewer. The problem of disingenuous advertising, corruption, and straight-up disinformation on TV is elegantly skipped. I think those are too heavy topics for an 18+ not for kids series.
Valentino, also known as the worst design downgrade in history, is just a criminally underwritten character, especially for a topic as serious as the porn industry. He is just a huge spit in the face to every victim of the porn empire. I hope minimal people of this kind are going to watch Hazbin Hotel. And, by the way, did you know he's a fucking moth? BECAUSE HE IS, BRO. HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A MOTH! How did they possibly mess up the design that badly? What's up with the stripes on his coat? And as if purposefully, the ugliest of the three feathers is left on his noticeably smaller hat. I understand the concept of simplifying design to make it animatable, but Viv, for some reason, decided to make him a fucking highlighter marker rather than a slightly threatening, charismatic moth.
Velvette, Velvette, Velvette... where do I even begin with you? The fact that Velvette is on a day-to-day basis chilling with the porn industry and TV empire... and I know, I know (Hazbin fans' favorite word alert), that Velvette is CANONICALLY an ageless demonic being or whatever the fuck Vivienne said on her stream. But I haven't been on her single stream; however, I watched the show in its entirety, and that's what I know. Every time Velvette is on screen, she acts like a 14-year-old at best.
I would like to ask you to take a look at this fuckass Jacks vs Skibidi Toilet rap battle.
This looks like a conversation between mother and daughter at a family dinner.
The fact that she is not the tallest didnāt help either. Her appearance and her attitude just rub me the wrong way, and I have a hard time taking her as an adult, if I'm being completely honest. Soooo, as we already found out, Velvette symbolizes the fashion industry, an empire that dictates to people all across the world what to wear, what beauty products to use, and why, specifically, they are ugly, unfuckable, and therefore don't deserve to be loved. And Velvette is the face of this system. A woman of color who acts 14... is the root of the industry that affects women the most... Is a woman... It just comes off as victim-blaming and creepy to me. Vivienne Morano actually said, āSo, have you considered that you are the problem?ā to a weman who had suffered from toxic beauty standards. And intentional or not, it's just not the best message to put in your work, especially if itās supposed to promote support for women's rights.