I Keep Agonizing About What My First Post Should Be. But I Realized I'm Over Thinking It. Just Gotta

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i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

I have seen the entirety of code geass. but gun to my head, if you asked me to explain a single plot line I could not do it

I watched that shit 13 and confused as hell. was in it purely for the vibes

etymology is so fun and cool until it's talking about how a word I like is losing its meaning.

mortified doesn't mean horrified you fools! don't do this to me dammit!

pleased to see everyone has good toilet etiquette in Luthadel

fucking gotem lmao

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

me: *peeling potatoes in the sink*

my ancestors: ah, some things never change :)

me: *turns on garbage disposal*

my ancestors: D:

hearing bird noises in the forest compels me to smile, to do a jig in my soul, to stroll with the gaiety of a man reborn

conversely hearing my phone buzz compels me to rot like half a potato fallen behind the stove

yet my ears subject me to both with the same cold efficiency. we live in a fallen world indeed

um. tee hee 🤭

or smth. idk still workshopping