Screaming Into The Void Got Me Like AAhhhHhhHhhhHhh 🤪

me when- me w- when I-

april fools used to be such a big deal to me. now I let year after year pass without a single jape or gag performed

is this what it is to lose your childhood whimsy?

fucking gotem lmao

i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

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Alexa-

I'm exhausted like all the time. I can't drink coffee because it makes my stomach hurt and it makes me sleepy. but not sleepy enough to actually fall asleep. no sleeping medication has ever worked for me and medications that are supposed to make you drowsy as a side effect don't do shit to me

I was up until 5 am writing fanfic last night. I woke up at 9:30 this morning. this is the most rested I've felt in weeks

what the hell am I because I'm clearly not human

my top 10 favorite (funniest) emojis (on an android/Samsung phone)

10. 😀

lowkey looks traumatized. homie just got told something awful and is still in shock.

9. 😦

previous entry a few moments later

8. 😔

very pitiable shame. like a dog that ripped up the couch. perfect for when someone is mad at me

7. 🤔

hermmmm. usually follows a conspiracy theory

6. 🙂

head empty. or, possibly, full of quiet evil

5. 😏

heh, nothin' personal kid

4. 🤨

3. 🤥

says so much with so little

a liar. but he seems very disappointed in himself

2. 🥸

great for texting incognito. "that message couldn't have come from me, that guy looks nothing like me!"

honorable mention: 😗

was gonna kiss you, but then you said that and now I'm not sure

1. 😱

nothing I will ever text anyone is worthy of the sincere horror seen here. "what if they're out of carrots 😱" unparalleled drama. best read with a loud gasp.

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

can't sleep. too many thoughts abt all my many plans. what to wear tomorrow. shoes maybe? ugh