Yo Check This Out. Alexa, Cure Cancer

there's two wolves inside me when I'm writing fanfic:

the wolf that recognizes it's better if I write short fics so I don't get burnt out and actually finish them

and the wolf that remembers that one time the hyperfixation was so strong I wrote 7,000 words in one sitting

screaming into the void got me like aAhhhHhhHhhhHhh 🤪

was walking in the woods, saw this chip bag stuck to the rocks in the river (creek?). so I subjected myself to the worst sensory experience known to man and took off my shoes to wade over slimy ass river (creek?) rocks to fish it out. almost slipped like 8 times, but we did it. consider the environment saved guys

its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now

me when- me w- when I-

I have seen the entirety of code geass. but gun to my head, if you asked me to explain a single plot line I could not do it

I watched that shit 13 and confused as hell. was in it purely for the vibes

me: *peeling potatoes in the sink*

my ancestors: ah, some things never change :)

me: *turns on garbage disposal*

my ancestors: D:

ok guys the world is not allowed to end rn, I'm on the toilet and that would be sooo embarrassing

me, after setting an arbitrary time limit for a wip: what nonsense is this?! how could I ever finish in this time frame?! might as well give up and do it never! never I say!